Yo mama's so short, she took a suicide jump off the curb.
Yo mama's so ugly, she walked out of a haunted house with a job application.
Yo mama's so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 5 minutes of the show.
Yo mama's so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so old, she went to Kindergarden with Jesus.
Yo mama's so hairy, when she lifts her arm Don King pops out and says "Only in America!"
Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama's cooking is so bad, all the flies pitched in to shut the kitchen window.