fav. yo mama joke

[vampire_lord00]

whats your favorite yo mama joke? mine is yo mama has more clap then the lakers arena. my dad taught me that.

 

[laath]

Your mama.

 

[Aminity]

i got a few ... Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.
Yo mama so smelly the government make her wear a Biohazard warning
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept...i got a few more but i cant say cuz there dirty ones

 

[dragon_heart]

i got one yo mamma in a blender! LOL!
Seriously (well sorta.....)
Yo mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow coat people call taxi!

 

[Coffee Lover]

Here's mine: Your mama's so fat that when God made Earth, he had to move her Fat A$$ out the way.

 

[Wallflower]

Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water!
Yo mama so old, she knows Jesus' beeper number!
Yo mama so old, she was God's 3rd grade teacher!

And a bunch of others.

 

[black acid]

yo mama ugly and fat she was the stunt doble"big mama's house"
when someone askes me "what are you doing?" I say "your mom"

 

[Krimedog]

Dont get me Started, ill give you one.,...


Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.

 

[Savior of Dawn]

Let's see... What have I heard?

Yo mama so ugly, she makes baby jeusus cry.
Yo mama so fat, she's earth and you dont' know it!

Weird ones I heard.

 

[master_riku1]

o.o.... i dont really like yo mama jokes..... they seem kind of immature and stupid sometimes but some are funny......

 

[Cous Cous]

My favorites:
yo momma so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
yo momma so ugly that she went into a horror house and came out with a job application
yo momma so poor when the wind blows her address changes
yo momma so hairy her razor has three settings; light, medium, and TIMBER

 

[Wallflower]

XD

Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry
Yo mama so fat, I saw her on channel 7, and when I flipped to 24, I still saw her ass sticking out!
Yo mama so fat, her picture fell down!
Yo mama so fat, she bleeds milkshakes!

 

[Prince_of_Light]

just 1. yo mama's so ugly, she walked out of a haunted house with a job application

 

[shad0w]

Your mama.

D___ it! You stole mine. =P

 

[Duckboy]

YO' MOMMA IS SO DUMB, THAT IF SHE WERE AN ANIMAL, SHE'D BE A DUMB ANIMAL!

 

[_Omni_]

Your mama's so fat she had to get baptized at Seaworld.

 

[Rhenao]

Yo' mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.


but my new favorite would have to be Duckboy's....

 

[Da Games Elite]

Oh...don't get me started!

Yo Mama's so fat, that when she went swimming, the whales sang "We are Family"!!!
Yo Mama's so fat and hairy, that when she was declaired one of the last mammoths alive!
Yo Mama's so small that she commited suicide by walking off the curb.
**this one is a little mature...just a warning**
Yo Mama's so fat, that it'll take a week just to find her crack under her rolls
Yo Mama's so ugly, she was mistaken for your ugly dada!

 

[Deidara]

My favorite....

"Yo Mama's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl"

Personally, I don't like yo mama jokes nor the people who use them on a daily basis as if the worst insult one could be given is one concerning their own mother, but that is the only joke I can think of off the top of my head.

 

[Prince_of_Light]

Yo mama's so short, she took a suicide jump off the curb.
Yo mama's so ugly, she walked out of a haunted house with a job application.
Yo mama's so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 5 minutes of the show.
Yo mama's so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so old, she went to Kindergarden with Jesus.
Yo mama's so hairy, when she lifts her arm Don King pops out and says "Only in America!"
Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama's cooking is so bad, all the flies pitched in to shut the kitchen window.