Ah no more wizardz!!!!
<.< >.>
But wait I allready ate at KFC!
BUN BUN BUN!
<.< >.>
But wait I allready ate at KFC!
BUN BUN BUN!
Fanfiction ► Destiny Islands Reality Show!
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Me: Ed.....*drool* ^o^
Sora: Kairi....*drool* ^_^
Kaze: I don't have anyone to drool over...>_> *looks at me* AHHH!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY BRAIN?!?!!? >_< I must be desperate....-_-;
Me: Post more soon!!! ^_^
Sora: Kairi....*drool* ^_^
Kaze: I don't have anyone to drool over...>_> *looks at me* AHHH!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY BRAIN?!?!!? >_< I must be desperate....-_-;
Me: Post more soon!!! ^_^
More Must Have More, Now....
Have all the Restraunts fallen to the power of da wizardz?
Me: -in bling blingin clothes with the words 1337 on it- Alright were losing money, so Sora its all your fault.
Sora: why is it my fault!
Me: -throws a jewl encrested medillon at him- because your stuiped! So were replacing you with someone even more incredibly stuiped.
Sora: No man is dumber then sora!
Me: yes that is true. But this he, be a SHE!
Sora: -GASP-
Me: -turns to producer- be sure to burn any feminist mail I get...-cough- MEET....TINA
Tina: MA HA -pokes Sora-
Sora: SHE'S TO STUIPED!!!! -hides in the corner-
Tina: MA HA!!!!
Day 13
-Kairi, Tina watching T.V-
Riku: -hides in the corner- Im the only man left, I WILL SURIVIVE!
Tina: -throws a doll at him- MAAA HAAA!!
Riku: -cries- must..BE MANLY!!! -cries-
During this time Kairi and Tina ruled for 40 days and 2 nights...until sora made a stand.
Sora: PREPARE TO DIE TINA!!!
Tina: MAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!
Sora: -runs away-
Me: ok guys, were losing money. Since I brought a dumb girl on the show the only people that watch are guys. And we want everyone to watch. Because then I GET MO MONEY YEA! So Tina ya fired!
Tina: MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Me: right.....and Sora your hired.
Sora: YEA
Sora: why is it my fault!
Me: -throws a jewl encrested medillon at him- because your stuiped! So were replacing you with someone even more incredibly stuiped.
Sora: No man is dumber then sora!
Me: yes that is true. But this he, be a SHE!
Sora: -GASP-
Me: -turns to producer- be sure to burn any feminist mail I get...-cough- MEET....TINA
Tina: MA HA -pokes Sora-
Sora: SHE'S TO STUIPED!!!! -hides in the corner-
Tina: MA HA!!!!
Day 13
-Kairi, Tina watching T.V-
Riku: -hides in the corner- Im the only man left, I WILL SURIVIVE!
Tina: -throws a doll at him- MAAA HAAA!!
Riku: -cries- must..BE MANLY!!! -cries-
During this time Kairi and Tina ruled for 40 days and 2 nights...until sora made a stand.
Sora: PREPARE TO DIE TINA!!!
Tina: MAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!
Sora: -runs away-
Me: ok guys, were losing money. Since I brought a dumb girl on the show the only people that watch are guys. And we want everyone to watch. Because then I GET MO MONEY YEA! So Tina ya fired!
Tina: MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Me: right.....and Sora your hired.
Sora: YEA
Cool I feel sorry for Riku.
And Tina shes to stupied!!!!!
Thansks for writing more its funny!
And Tina shes to stupied!!!!!
Thansks for writing more its funny!
Ok this one, i think only Ragnarok Online players will understand
Day...who cares....
Sora: hey riku, i just installed Ragnarok Online.
Riku: what class are you?
Sora: I finished the Acyolyte quest.
Novice 1: H3@L PLZ
Novice 2: HEAL ME n00b!
Nocive 3: HEAl NOW
Riku: Have fun!
-few days later-
Sora: Ok I changed my class Riku, now im a Swordsman!
Riku: cool,
Novice1: TANK PLZ
Novice2: TANK 4 ME n00b!
Novice3: TANK FOR ME NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: -rolls eyes-
-1 day later-
Sora: Ok....i changed my class to a Merchant now nothing can go wrong now!
Novice1: ZENY PLZ
Novice2: GV ME ZENY OR I REPORT YOU AS BOT!
Novice3: ZENY NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Riku: this is gettin boring.
Sora: Ok i upgraded to Assassin Cross, nothing will go wrong.
Novice1: ! cn soooo pwn u!
Novice2: looser Assassin, I shall pwn u!
Novice3: PWN!!! MUST PWN YOU!!
Sora: THATS IT!!!! -changes class to alchemist- YOUR GETTING PWNED NOW NOOBS!!
-makes Exploding Red Potions-
Sora: here you go Novice N00bs....
Novice 1,2,3: Final ly u 2 somethin u$3full! -they drink it-
-HUGE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION-
Novice1: OOOOO PKER!!!!!!!!
Novice2: I REPORT YOU TO GM!
Novice3: N00B YOU CANT PK ME!!
Sora: well, the potion Pked you not me...
Novice 1,2,3: /omg N00B!!!
Riku: good job Sora
Sora: thanks, stuiped n00bs....
Day...who cares....
Sora: hey riku, i just installed Ragnarok Online.
Riku: what class are you?
Sora: I finished the Acyolyte quest.
Novice 1: H3@L PLZ
Novice 2: HEAL ME n00b!
Nocive 3: HEAl NOW
Riku: Have fun!
-few days later-
Sora: Ok I changed my class Riku, now im a Swordsman!
Riku: cool,
Novice1: TANK PLZ
Novice2: TANK 4 ME n00b!
Novice3: TANK FOR ME NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: -rolls eyes-
-1 day later-
Sora: Ok....i changed my class to a Merchant now nothing can go wrong now!
Novice1: ZENY PLZ
Novice2: GV ME ZENY OR I REPORT YOU AS BOT!
Novice3: ZENY NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Riku: this is gettin boring.
Sora: Ok i upgraded to Assassin Cross, nothing will go wrong.
Novice1: ! cn soooo pwn u!
Novice2: looser Assassin, I shall pwn u!
Novice3: PWN!!! MUST PWN YOU!!
Sora: THATS IT!!!! -changes class to alchemist- YOUR GETTING PWNED NOW NOOBS!!
-makes Exploding Red Potions-
Sora: here you go Novice N00bs....
Novice 1,2,3: Final ly u 2 somethin u$3full! -they drink it-
-HUGE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION-
Novice1: OOOOO PKER!!!!!!!!
Novice2: I REPORT YOU TO GM!
Novice3: N00B YOU CANT PK ME!!
Sora: well, the potion Pked you not me...
Novice 1,2,3: /omg N00B!!!
Riku: good job Sora
Sora: thanks, stuiped n00bs....
Kool!And OW!!!!!
Sora make n00bs go boom!
Sora make n00bs go boom!
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ROFLAMO....Hilarious! Must have more! Keep up the totally awesome work!!
WOOOO! thats all i can remember how to say
*Rembers this from a long time ago*
Why am I only seeing this now. >_<
Go Sora you teach those n00bs.
*Shakes you* Go write more now.
Why am I only seeing this now. >_<
Go Sora you teach those n00bs.
*Shakes you* Go write more now.
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Hey! let 'em be.It's hard to write grade A+++ Comedy like this!
Day...I LIKE PIE!!!!
Me: ok guys, im bringing in a guest star.
Riku: Who?
Me: a super hero!
Sora: WOO HOO!
-few days later-
Sora: where is the superhero? He should be here by now!
-door explodes-
Superhero: Im finally here!
Sora: I PAID A NICKEL FOR THAT DOOR!!!!
Superhero: LETS GO FOR SOME PIZZA
Riku Sora and Kairi: SURE!
Sora: what a day!
Riku: yeah!
Kairi: I am so full!
Superhero: -blows up the door again- yeah!
-few days later-
Superhero: -blows up the bathroom door- I HAVE TO GOOOOO
Sora: CANT YOU SEE IM TAKIN A WIZ!!!
Superhero: awww....-try to go through the door but theres nothing to explode-
-They blow up the wall instead-
-back at HQ-
Me: Hey guys im back.
Kairi: how was your trip to the USA world?
Me: horrible, I got mugged, and there at war everyday
-somewhere else-
George Bush: Hey China! Your fat! HAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
China: WE AT WAR!!!!!!
-back at HQ-
Kairi: can we get ridd of that superhero! He breaking every door he goes through!
Me: yeah so?
Kairi: it costs money to repair the damage
Me: so?
Kairi: which costs a lot of money...
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WE GET RID OF HIM NOW!!!!
Superhero: -is straped to a cannonball- I'LL BE BACK!!!! -launched- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-the end-
Ok if you dont get the blowing up everthing he walks through joke. If you notice on Superhero shows, whenever they go to save the people they always manage to blow something up.
Note: I dont hate the USA in fact im from the USA. Im just doin' a little politcal sattire! DONT HURT ME!!!
Me: ok guys, im bringing in a guest star.
Riku: Who?
Me: a super hero!
Sora: WOO HOO!
-few days later-
Sora: where is the superhero? He should be here by now!
-door explodes-
Superhero: Im finally here!
Sora: I PAID A NICKEL FOR THAT DOOR!!!!
Superhero: LETS GO FOR SOME PIZZA
Riku Sora and Kairi: SURE!
Sora: what a day!
Riku: yeah!
Kairi: I am so full!
Superhero: -blows up the door again- yeah!
-few days later-
Superhero: -blows up the bathroom door- I HAVE TO GOOOOO
Sora: CANT YOU SEE IM TAKIN A WIZ!!!
Superhero: awww....-try to go through the door but theres nothing to explode-
-They blow up the wall instead-
-back at HQ-
Me: Hey guys im back.
Kairi: how was your trip to the USA world?
Me: horrible, I got mugged, and there at war everyday
-somewhere else-
George Bush: Hey China! Your fat! HAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
China: WE AT WAR!!!!!!
-back at HQ-
Kairi: can we get ridd of that superhero! He breaking every door he goes through!
Me: yeah so?
Kairi: it costs money to repair the damage
Me: so?
Kairi: which costs a lot of money...
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WE GET RID OF HIM NOW!!!!
Superhero: -is straped to a cannonball- I'LL BE BACK!!!! -launched- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-the end-
Ok if you dont get the blowing up everthing he walks through joke. If you notice on Superhero shows, whenever they go to save the people they always manage to blow something up.
Note: I dont hate the USA in fact im from the USA. Im just doin' a little politcal sattire! DONT HURT ME!!!
I FELL SORRY FOR DA DOORZ!!!!
And thanks for writing more.
And thanks for writing more.
that chapture had me laughing for hours!!!!
If you read this I control your mind!
Day...I LIKE CHOCLATE MILK!
-In a giant dark room with Diz sitting at a desk and Riku coming in-
Riku: You do know your copying this from DuelMas-
Diz: SHUT UP! -throws a belt at him-
Riku: ......uhhh, i like that new secretary you got.
Diz: Thanks I bought her on Ebay.
Riku: What are you doing in here anyways....
Diz: I like large dark rooms with only a desk and the worlds most giant window being behind it...
Riku: ......Im going to see what Marluxias doing
-in the 13th floor bathroom-
Marluxia: Oi...-comes out with a 100 ways to steal candy from babies magazine-
-later in the meeting room-
Marluxia: Ok peoples, heres us in a Whos More Evil Chart
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Whos More Evil Chart l
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Starbucks: 80% l
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Mcdonalds: 50% l
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Coca Cola: 20% l
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The Organization: .1 l
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Marluxia: So I made a plan see? We go and destroy Starbucks!
Axel: Why not Mcdonalds?
Marluxia: Because there local wizards have a force field around it.
Zexion: ............
Marluxia: Jeez your so talkative Zexion! We cant destroy Coca Cola, because were sponsoring it, -drinks a Coca Cola-
-In new york city-
Marluxia: You guys ready?
Everyone: Yep
-they go into a Starbucks and plant a bomb-
Marluxia: Wait! Theres another one around the corner!
-set up another bomb-
Axel: Wait! Theres another one around the corner!
-5 days later-
Marluxia: THERES ANOTHER ONE AROUND THE CORNER!!!
Riku: THATS IT! Starbucks is to big to handle. Now lets deonate them and leave!
Marluxia: just let me set a bomb right here while we stay and get a coffe! -detonates them all-
Axel: YAY FIRE!!! -stares at it.-
Riku: ......ow
THE END
No one was harmed in the making of this episode. Except a donkey name bob.
Day...I LIKE CHOCLATE MILK!
-In a giant dark room with Diz sitting at a desk and Riku coming in-
Riku: You do know your copying this from DuelMas-
Diz: SHUT UP! -throws a belt at him-
Riku: ......uhhh, i like that new secretary you got.
Diz: Thanks I bought her on Ebay.
Riku: What are you doing in here anyways....
Diz: I like large dark rooms with only a desk and the worlds most giant window being behind it...
Riku: ......Im going to see what Marluxias doing
-in the 13th floor bathroom-
Marluxia: Oi...-comes out with a 100 ways to steal candy from babies magazine-
-later in the meeting room-
Marluxia: Ok peoples, heres us in a Whos More Evil Chart
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Whos More Evil Chart l
l
Starbucks: 80% l
l
Mcdonalds: 50% l
l
Coca Cola: 20% l
l
The Organization: .1 l
l
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Marluxia: So I made a plan see? We go and destroy Starbucks!
Axel: Why not Mcdonalds?
Marluxia: Because there local wizards have a force field around it.
Zexion: ............
Marluxia: Jeez your so talkative Zexion! We cant destroy Coca Cola, because were sponsoring it, -drinks a Coca Cola-
-In new york city-
Marluxia: You guys ready?
Everyone: Yep
-they go into a Starbucks and plant a bomb-
Marluxia: Wait! Theres another one around the corner!
-set up another bomb-
Axel: Wait! Theres another one around the corner!
-5 days later-
Marluxia: THERES ANOTHER ONE AROUND THE CORNER!!!
Riku: THATS IT! Starbucks is to big to handle. Now lets deonate them and leave!
Marluxia: just let me set a bomb right here while we stay and get a coffe! -detonates them all-
Axel: YAY FIRE!!! -stares at it.-
Riku: ......ow
THE END
No one was harmed in the making of this episode. Except a donkey name bob.
Cool!
Poor donkey!
Axels a pyro!
That meens he likes fire to much
(PS)Most of my RPG chars are pyros too.
Poor donkey!
Axels a pyro!
That meens he likes fire to much
(PS)Most of my RPG chars are pyros too.
Sora: What's wrong with being a pyro? *light fireworks* hehe...<_< >_>
Kaze: Nice updatedness....-_-;
Me: It's soooo true!!! Starbucks is EVERYWHERE!!!! >_<
Kaze: Nice updatedness....-_-;
Me: It's soooo true!!! Starbucks is EVERYWHERE!!!! >_<
I know I went to where my dad works and there were like 10 Starbucks on the way there.
those dman stra bucks. iwent to barnes and noble and they had a strabucks inside as well as one right next to it.. -_-;; odd...
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