While everyone's being kind of negative (except I think your Nomura translator is hilarious, Dogenzaka), I'd just like to say: if you're going to expect something awful, you'll see it as awful when you get around to playing it. That's what I've experienced. I'm personally very excited and hopeful about this game.
Also -- does anyone else think Nomura put in the secret event bit not to spoil us, but because he wants everyone to speculate on it? I mean, it's a good tool for hyping up your product. He says 'secret event', and I ended up trying to find what the secret event could be in the trailer, wondering what the secret event reveals or includes. It's probably Sora at the end, but that means that we're finally getting some more info on the ending of KHII (I still maintain that Mickey's letter told them that they're all invited to Donald's wedding xDD).
Anyways, thanks for the smooth translation, Lissar!