A wacky theory about Maleficent

[Master Exin]

Caution: This is halfly meant to be humourous and tongue-in-cheek, so don't take it too seriously.

What if the Angelina Jolie Maleficent is the Nobody of the real Maleficent?
Maybe the real Maleficent became a Heartless at one point and then developed a body of her own, like "Ansem" or Sora in KHI.
Perhaps the Nobody of Maleficent (Angelina Jolie) lives in a Nobody world (a "Nowhere" if you will) of the Enchanted Dominion.

 

[Muke]

n o

 

[BufferAqua]

No Angelina Jolie is the nobody of Lara croft

 

[Master Exin]

n o

No? What do you mean no?

No Angelina Jolie is the nobody of Lara croft

XDroflolmao good one mate. But seriously it was merely a wild mass guess of mine.

 

[Muke]

No? What do you mean no?

what does no mean?

 

[Chuman]

No? What do you mean no?


XDroflolmao good one mate. But seriously it was merely a wild mass guess of mine.

He means no because he wants angelina jolie to play aqua

 

[Lonbilly]

harrison ford as Aqua pls

 

[Divine Past]

He means no because he wants angelina jolie to play aqua

I'm not saying I'll watch that porno, but I'll watch that video for research

 

[Master Exin]

what does no mean?

You said "n o", what did you mean by that?

 

[Chuman]

You said "n o", what did you mean by that?

He doesn't like the theory because he doesn't like the maleficent movie

 

[Master Exin]

He doesn't like the theory because he doesn't like the maleficent movie

My "theory" was kind of meant to be a joke.

 

[BufferAqua]

My "theory" was kind of meant to be a joke.

lol They know. They were just responding to your joke

 

[Master Exin]

lol They know. They were just responding to your joke

Right, I kind of see that. I was making sure that people know it's a joke.

 

[Muke]

Right, I kind of see that. I was making sure that people know it's a joke.

a bad one at that

 

[Launchpad]

a bad one at that

I really hope that this is a joke because you're really triggering me by acting like such an asshat

 

[Muke]

I really hope that this is a joke because you're really triggering me by acting like such an asshat

whatever dude

 

[FudgemintGuardian]

- Maleficent dies in KH1
- Maleficent returns in KH2 but it's actually her Hotless
- A Nobooty was also created
- Her Nobooty is skulking around in the shadows plotting some plot while her Hotless finds a real estate agent
- No realtor wants to deal with her so she looks for a new evil lair on her own
- Xemnuts is planning on moving to Kingdom Heartsfield, DI so sets up a For Sale Sign That Never Was
- Maleficent's Hotless is ecstatic at such a great, cheap property and wants to buy
- But she's discovers her Nobooty has cut her off from after she'd spent so much munny on eyeshadow and sea-salt icecream
- Angered by this she and her Nobooty fight and they die
- Now she's recompeted
- Now that she has full control of her munny again, she goes back to Xemnuts to buy the house
- It's already been sold off to a creepy, finger-wiggling old man
- She goes into a Seven Eleven and eats all their icecream while tears run down her face

The end