I've decided it's a race to see which hits 1000 first, my posts or my profile visits; and to see if either of these happen before I've been a member on these forums for five years. I have one month and one day.
Alright. I had another strange dream.
Apparently my future husband is going to resemble Hugh Laurie (again, wtf, never even remotely been interested in him), but will have one ear pierced and enjoying picking up chicks whilst driving around it tractors. And will not show enthusiasm for missionary, favouring other positions.
I felt the need to unburden myself. Unburden in an emotional sense...
Prone as I am to both of those conditions, I remain firm in my belief that there was a giant white box in your "Visitors Messages" on the night of the sixth. Unyielding faith will prove all things in time.