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Re: [ MATURE ] The Sex Thread [ MATURE ]

I think the mood of this thread was killed by the visual of Palmer licking a girls vagina.
 

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I actually like giving and receiving oral sex.
Something about seeing that the girl is really enjoying it gets me off.

And I wasn't bragging, she actually has something wrong with her I think.
She can never get wet, we always use water to try to get some welfare lube thang goin' on.
 

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Re: [ MATURE ] The Sex Thread [ MATURE ]

I think the mood of this thread was killed by the visual of Palmer licking a girls vagina.

We're a bunch of teenagers discussing sex . . . I thought the "awkward" mood came with the territory.
 

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Re: [ MATURE ] The Sex Thread [ MATURE ]

We're a bunch of teenagers discussing sex . . . I thought the "awkward" mood came with the territory.

Not really. If awkward is the first thing that comes to mind when you enter this thread, you shouldn't be poking your nose in here in the first place hence "[MATURE]".
 

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Not really. If awkward is the first thing that comes to mind when you enter this thread, you shouldn't be poking your nose in here in the first place hence "[MATURE]".

Not the topic itself, or even this particular thread. I'm just saying that it shouldn't be surprising to find something awkward in a sex thread being discussed largely by teenagers.
 

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my girlfriend decided she is ready to have sex but we can't do it at her house because her parents never leave us home alone, and we can't do it at my house because my parents never leave us home alone AND attempt to inconspicuously check on us every 20 or 30 minutes
Your parents are awesome.
 

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if by awesome you mean not awesome, then yes, they are awesome
 

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I actually like giving and receiving oral sex.
Something about seeing that the girl is really enjoying it gets me off.

And I wasn't bragging, she actually has something wrong with her I think.
She can never get wet, we always use water to try to get some welfare lube thang goin' on.

stop being a cheapskate and buy some lube you insensitive dick.
 

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Re: [ MATURE ] The Sex Thread [ MATURE ]

My new gf isn't putting out for shit FML. Any ideas for perswation?
 
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Here are some tips.

1) Learn to spell correctly. Chicks dig non-retarded people.
2) Don't ever use the term FML again, it makes you sound like a whiney faggot.
 

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My new gf isn't putting out for shit FML. Any ideas for perswation?

Maybe if you would get the fuck off of KHI for once she would stick your penis somewhere.
Hell, everyone wins.
 
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Re: [ MATURE ] The Sex Thread [ MATURE ]

Here are some tips.

1) Learn to spell correctly. Chicks dig non-retarded people.
2) Don't ever use the term FML again, it makes you sound like a whiney faggot.

You're still not cool enough to be talking to people like that.
 

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My new gf isn't putting out for shit FML. Any ideas for perswation?

Dude what the fuck? You've been only going out with her for what, a few days? Have some patience, besides sex doesn't take up the majority of a relationship. You should know this. Get to really know her and let her trust you before you have sexual relations.

And didn't you mention earlier that she was a hardcore christian IE no sex before marriage?
 
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Philip DeFranco said:
Well, little 12 year old. I live in the real world, not the fuck everything that is pink world.
 
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Spontaneously hooking up with people, having sex etc in random places is fun too.

- Jack in the Box restroom
- Girls' restroom at my school. 3rd floor deluxe

I'm going to assume that the next area's going to be in a closet, on a roof, or in a parking lot after dark.

It adds this adrenaline rush.
Good stuff <3
 
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