Ay bish, c'mere. Xion "theory" Eff yo' Mudkipz

[Cissy]

I'm not crazy.



It amuses me. That's the important demographic.



A little less lip from everyone who's expecting a down to earth, honest to goodness theory.

Lip? Lip? I am duly saddened that you think that, dearest Karate. D: That was a rhetorical question, and totally not lip.

In any case, it is plausible, but I will admit that you had enough f*ck and crack in there, too, so I suppose it there was some "joke". Nevertheless, it's a good theory, as much as you hate that fact.

 

[Genocide]

No it's not.

 

[Cissy]

No it's not.

Denial

Well so far you've failed to get others to disprove it, including some of the best theorizers here, so either they just don't need to disprove it, or you've done something.

Fine. Ha ha. What a funny joke. That theory sucksssss.

 

[Genocide]

Denial

Well so far you've failed to get others to disprove it, including some of the best theorizers here, so either they just don't need to disprove it, or you've done something.

Fine. Ha ha. What a funny joke. That theory sucksssss.

that was also a joke, but I guess the internet isn't really a great place to express that. Not without markers anyway.

PMF, Karate, whatever... you've taken an incredible turn towards the obnoxious/annoying.
Or maybe you were always like that.

Okay, I have a better analogy...

Chevalier, Omni, Suffering Angel, Audo, Grace Assassin and I are are Akatsuki. I'm Tobi.

 

[Ren]

The over-implementation of the combination of the word "fuck" and girls' names in the same sentence multiple times makes it very difficult for me to understand this theory. ;_;

 

[Cissy]

I give up. Seriously. Your jokes fail me.

The over-implementation of the combination of the word "fuck" and girls' names in the same sentence multiple times makes it very difficult for me to understand this theory. ;_;

Care to explain, Karate? Your theory is pretty good.

 

[Ren]

Oh. I get it. The theory was above that part.
Light nobody? I don't understand.
Aren't nobodies born from the darkness?

 

[Cissy]

Basically, he's saying that Xion was born into the light, and then into darkness or something. THEN she became a nobody.

 

[Ren]

That makes less sense than Mr. Grape's fixation with Mr. Eparg's rectum.
How do you turn into a nobody??

 

[Cissy]

According to Karate, you have a "shell" before the "shell" becomes a nobody, even though a nobody is a "shell" to begin with. I can only imagine that a "shell" does not have a soul and is therefore a child of Satan.

 

[~azure.requiem]

Intresting theory.
'Cept you forgot to explain how Nami isn't Kai's Nobody.

~ namine is kairi's nobody. born of sora's body and soul. sound like deja vu? it should.

 

[Ren]

According to Karate, you have a "shell" before the "shell" becomes a nobody, even though a nobody is a "shell" to begin with.

No, no, no, no.
He's clearly saying that Xion was already born a light nobody.
But that makes no sense.
I thought nobodies were born from darkness?

a child of Satan.

Now you're talking nonsense!

 

[Genocide]

The over-implementation of the combination of the word "fuck" and girls' names in the same sentence multiple times makes it very difficult for me to understand this theory. ;_;

TT3TT

Months ago, people were bitching "oh, are we gonna see light enemies? I feel as though I have to fap to light because I haven't seen it yet hurrr"

People are always saying how I'm closed minded, despite the fact that I'm not. I posted this, in reference to Kairi becoming a heartless. Partially inspired by SA.

It explains how she's a special nobody, and Kairi's as well.

Thusly, she's connected to Kairi and not Namine.

Those are things that have been resting on my mind for a while.Felt as if this was the moment to address these issues.

Oh. I get it. The theory was above that part.
Light nobody? I don't understand.
Aren't nobodies born from the darkness?

Yes. Yes they are.

 

[Cissy]

No, no, no, no.
He's clearly saying that Xion was already born a light nobody.
But that makes no sense.
I thought nobodies were born from darkness?

Apparently, she's a "special" nobody born from Light instead of Darkness. It's like your Father being the one who gave birth to you.

Now you're talking nonsense!

I was only kidding.

 

[The Enchanted]

~ namine is kairi's nobody. born of sora's body and soul. sound like deja vu? it should.

Dum, dum.
He claimed Xion was Kai's Nobody in his thoery.
I was asking why he didn't explain why Nami wasn't Kai's Nobdy, since he is theorizing that Xion is Kai's Nobody.

 

[Ren]

Apparently, she's a "special" nobody born from Light instead of Darkness. It's like your Father being the one who gave birth to you.

That's ridiculous.
It's like saying she was supposed to be born a man, but instead she got the XX chromosome.

Wait. What if she's an unbirth?

I was only kidding.

Well, I'll have you know that I don't understand jokes very well.

 

[Cissy]

That's ridiculous.
It's like saying she was supposed to be born a man, but instead she got the XX chromosome.

Wait. What if she's an unbirth?

Namine was supposed to be a boy body-wise, but she ended up being a girl. :-O

That's a possibility, I will admit. Maybe Unbirths are Light beings?

Well, I'll have you know that I don't understand jokes very well.

Me too. D':

 

[Ren]

Namine was supposed to be a boy body-wise, but she ended up being a girl. :-O

Say what now?!
You keep spouting gibberish to bamboozle me. Quit it with your shenanigans before I have you hanged from the gallows.

That's a possibility, I will admit. Maybe Unbirths are Light beings?

Yeah, and Karate's "Xion=Light Nobody" thing would back it up.
Xion=Light Nobody=Unbirth.
I think I understand now. Makes more sense than impregnated fathers or gender-confused nobodies.

 

[Cissy]

Say what now?!
You keep spouting gibberish to bamboozle me. Quit it with your shenanigans before I have you hanged from the gallows.

No, I'm not. She came from Sora's body and soul, yes? But somehow Kairi's heart made the body *magically* turn into a girl. It's Sailor Moon shat, I tell you.

Yeah, and Karate's "Xion=Light Nobody" thing would back it up.
Xion=Light Nobody=Unbirth.
I think I understand now. Makes more sense than impregnated fathers or gender-confused nobodies.

Yeah, it does, doesn't it? If she's an Unbirth, that follows up with SA's AND Karate's theory.

 

[~azure.requiem]

Dum, dum.
He claimed Xion was Kai's Nobody in his thoery.
I was asking why he didn't explain why Nami wasn't Kai's Nobdy, since he is theorizing that Xion is Kai's Nobody.

~ i'd think that was kinda obvious. she came from sora. not kairi. the only reason she had any connection to kairi is that she's a second nobody that was born from the second heart that was inside sora's body and soul.