Help/Support ► Why is my Mom doing this constantly?

[CaptainMarvelQ8]

Strike her first
wake up before and tickle her TILL SHE DIES!
ULTIMATEREVENGEMODEENGAGED

 

[Pinwheel]

next time she does it say 'let's make love' passionately
and if she says yes fucking run like hell

haha seriously though i'm not sure if i could read the OP seriously. I have no idea what I'd do in that situation.

 

[Zul]

I don't think she's doing "sexual" stuff, she's doing things as if you were a 5 year old. You need to kindly tell her that if she continues this and won't accept the fact that you have grown up and are uncomfortable with what she's doing, it will distance you from her and ultimately she will drive you away, she needs to give you your space. The things she's doing is probably the only way she knows how to express platonic affection.

 

[Taylor]

victor dont explain my jokes!!! >:C

it's cool he didn't understand it until he read the wiki page right after you posted

 

[Deleted member 36435]

it's cool he didn't understand it until he read the wiki page right after you posted

it's cool you didn't understand it until you read the wiki page right after i posted it

 

[Solar]

fight fight fight you nerds fight

 

[Taylor]

be my trainer.

 

[Ulti]

the issue at hand is tickling

...tickling

gtfo out of my site and bring me a real problem

 

[Solar]

be my trainer.

kek first thing we gonna do is have a training montage that would make sylvester stallone cry

 

[Oberon]

This reminds me of my ex-gfs moms master plan against her husband, which consisted of purple nurples. Cause he can't call the cops for a bruised nipple lmao