(Match Begins)
Well? Let’s get this show in the road!
I can’t just play my last card!…yet.
Well, aren’t you a strange treat?
Win: And now, the road ENDS for you!
Win: Looks like NOW’s the right time. See yah!
Win: And I thought my adventures with Caesar were weird.
Off-Screen: You three lost because you weren’t focused enough with an opponent as unique as I am.
Off-Screen: Your next line is, “Hey! You cheated!â€
Off-Screen: Hahaha! Not today, losers!
(Vs. Doctor Strange)
Your next line is, “How did you predict the future from literally NOTHING?â€
Strange: One does not require the Eye of Agamotto to see this outcome.
Win: Huh? How did YOU predict the future from literally NOTHING?!
Strange’s win: Nice try. I saw that coming nearly 50 years away.
Strange (off-screen): So you can predict the future with wits alone? Impressive, but I find that stupid nonetheless.
(Vs. Akuma)
Are you a 4th Pillar Man? Bring it!
Akuma: Let me see the power of this “Hamonâ€, boy!
Win: No? Well, okay then.
Akuma’s win: This “Hamon†pales in comparison to the Satsui no Hado.
(Vs. Dante)
Your next line is, “Hey! You’re kinda like me!â€
Dante: Hey, you’re kinda like me!…Huh?!
Win: So, there’s a bit of a problem I’ve got back home…
Dante’s win: Well, at least he’s not a demon or anything.
Dante (off-screen): Pillar…men? Are you sure you’re smokin’ any Hamon stuff? Becuase even as a demon hunter, I find that hard to believe.
(Vs. Doctor Doom)
Doom: Let’s see what your little “Hamon†is capable of.
Doom’s win: Your next line is NOTHING, Joseph Joestar.
(Vs. Sentinel)
Sentinel (off-screen): Subject name: Joseph Joestar. Unknown energy found within body. QUERY TO MASTER MOLD: Does this subject count as a mutant?
(Vs. Nathan “RAD†Spencer)
Ooh…I like the prosthetic!
Nathan: What are YOU looking at?
Nathan’s win: I hope you go through what I am one day.
(Vs. Magneto)
I don’t think Clacker Volley’s gonna cut it here…
Magneto: Clacker balls…? Is this a joke?
Win: Whew…that was a bit TOO close.
Magneto’s win: So, you are ALSO an exception to my powers, apparently…
(Vs. Deadpool)
Deadpool: Your next line is, “Oh no, whatever will I do?â€
Pfft…you think I’ll fall for my own trick?
Deadpool’s win: (disappointed) Oh no, whatever will I do?
Win: Nice try. I know my own trick like the back of my hand.
Off-screen: What do you mean “why aren’t you going after Alessi� Who even IS “Alessi�
(Vs. Crimson Viper)
Off-screen: Lisa Lisa called. She wants her STYLE back.
[In tequila costume]
Just stay in character, Jospeh.
Win: Well, god. Time to take this off.
(Vs. male character)
I’ve got some tequila, boys!
Win: What? Not interested?
(Vs. She-Hulk)
She-Hulk: Seriously? The Hulk looks prettier than you.
She-Hulk’s win: Well, at least I got an idea for a prank.
(Vs. Iron Man)
Iron Man (off-screen): Say, you got some tequila to spare? I’m having a party for Cinco de Mayo soon.
(Vs. Nemesis)
Eugh…I thought I was hideous.
Win: Face it; no makeup can change how you look.
Off-screen: I’d say it’s what’s on the inside that counts, but you probably don’t even HAVE any insides. …In you heart, anyways.
Well? Let’s get this show in the road!
I can’t just play my last card!…yet.
Well, aren’t you a strange treat?
Win: And now, the road ENDS for you!
Win: Looks like NOW’s the right time. See yah!
Win: And I thought my adventures with Caesar were weird.
Off-Screen: You three lost because you weren’t focused enough with an opponent as unique as I am.
Off-Screen: Your next line is, “Hey! You cheated!â€
Off-Screen: Hahaha! Not today, losers!
(Vs. Doctor Strange)
Your next line is, “How did you predict the future from literally NOTHING?â€
Strange: One does not require the Eye of Agamotto to see this outcome.
Win: Huh? How did YOU predict the future from literally NOTHING?!
Strange’s win: Nice try. I saw that coming nearly 50 years away.
Strange (off-screen): So you can predict the future with wits alone? Impressive, but I find that stupid nonetheless.
(Vs. Akuma)
Are you a 4th Pillar Man? Bring it!
Akuma: Let me see the power of this “Hamonâ€, boy!
Win: No? Well, okay then.
Akuma’s win: This “Hamon†pales in comparison to the Satsui no Hado.
(Vs. Dante)
Your next line is, “Hey! You’re kinda like me!â€
Dante: Hey, you’re kinda like me!…Huh?!
Win: So, there’s a bit of a problem I’ve got back home…
Dante’s win: Well, at least he’s not a demon or anything.
Dante (off-screen): Pillar…men? Are you sure you’re smokin’ any Hamon stuff? Becuase even as a demon hunter, I find that hard to believe.
(Vs. Doctor Doom)
Doom: Let’s see what your little “Hamon†is capable of.
Doom’s win: Your next line is NOTHING, Joseph Joestar.
(Vs. Sentinel)
Sentinel (off-screen): Subject name: Joseph Joestar. Unknown energy found within body. QUERY TO MASTER MOLD: Does this subject count as a mutant?
(Vs. Nathan “RAD†Spencer)
Ooh…I like the prosthetic!
Nathan: What are YOU looking at?
Nathan’s win: I hope you go through what I am one day.
(Vs. Magneto)
I don’t think Clacker Volley’s gonna cut it here…
Magneto: Clacker balls…? Is this a joke?
Win: Whew…that was a bit TOO close.
Magneto’s win: So, you are ALSO an exception to my powers, apparently…
(Vs. Deadpool)
Deadpool: Your next line is, “Oh no, whatever will I do?â€
Pfft…you think I’ll fall for my own trick?
Deadpool’s win: (disappointed) Oh no, whatever will I do?
Win: Nice try. I know my own trick like the back of my hand.
Off-screen: What do you mean “why aren’t you going after Alessi� Who even IS “Alessi�
(Vs. Crimson Viper)
Off-screen: Lisa Lisa called. She wants her STYLE back.
[In tequila costume]
Just stay in character, Jospeh.
Win: Well, god. Time to take this off.
(Vs. male character)
I’ve got some tequila, boys!
Win: What? Not interested?
(Vs. She-Hulk)
She-Hulk: Seriously? The Hulk looks prettier than you.
She-Hulk’s win: Well, at least I got an idea for a prank.
(Vs. Iron Man)
Iron Man (off-screen): Say, you got some tequila to spare? I’m having a party for Cinco de Mayo soon.
(Vs. Nemesis)
Eugh…I thought I was hideous.
Win: Face it; no makeup can change how you look.
Off-screen: I’d say it’s what’s on the inside that counts, but you probably don’t even HAVE any insides. …In you heart, anyways.