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(Match Begins)


Well? Let’s get this show in the road!


I can’t just play my last card!…yet.


Well, aren’t you a strange treat?


Win: And now, the road ENDS for you!


Win: Looks like NOW’s the right time. See yah!


Win: And I thought my adventures with Caesar were weird.


Off-Screen: You three lost because you weren’t focused enough with an opponent as unique as I am.


Off-Screen: Your next line is, “Hey! You cheated!”


Off-Screen: Hahaha! Not today, losers!




(Vs. Doctor Strange)


Your next line is, “How did you predict the future from literally NOTHING?”
Strange: One does not require the Eye of Agamotto to see this outcome.


Win: Huh? How did YOU predict the future from literally NOTHING?!
Strange’s win: Nice try. I saw that coming nearly 50 years away.


Strange (off-screen): So you can predict the future with wits alone? Impressive, but I find that stupid nonetheless.




(Vs. Akuma)


Are you a 4th Pillar Man? Bring it!
Akuma: Let me see the power of this “Hamon”, boy!


Win: No? Well, okay then.
Akuma’s win: This “Hamon” pales in comparison to the Satsui no Hado.




(Vs. Dante)


Your next line is, “Hey! You’re kinda like me!”
Dante: Hey, you’re kinda like me!…Huh?!


Win: So, there’s a bit of a problem I’ve got back home…
Dante’s win: Well, at least he’s not a demon or anything.


Dante (off-screen): Pillar…men? Are you sure you’re smokin’ any Hamon stuff? Becuase even as a demon hunter, I find that hard to believe.




(Vs. Doctor Doom)


Doom: Let’s see what your little “Hamon” is capable of.


Doom’s win: Your next line is NOTHING, Joseph Joestar.




(Vs. Sentinel)


Sentinel (off-screen): Subject name: Joseph Joestar. Unknown energy found within body. QUERY TO MASTER MOLD: Does this subject count as a mutant?




(Vs. Nathan “RAD” Spencer)


Ooh…I like the prosthetic!
Nathan: What are YOU looking at?


Nathan’s win: I hope you go through what I am one day.




(Vs. Magneto)


I don’t think Clacker Volley’s gonna cut it here…
Magneto: Clacker balls…? Is this a joke?


Win: Whew…that was a bit TOO close.
Magneto’s win: So, you are ALSO an exception to my powers, apparently…




(Vs. Deadpool)


Deadpool: Your next line is, “Oh no, whatever will I do?”
Pfft…you think I’ll fall for my own trick?


Deadpool’s win: (disappointed) Oh no, whatever will I do?
Win: Nice try. I know my own trick like the back of my hand.


Off-screen: What do you mean “why aren’t you going after Alessi”? Who even IS “Alessi”?




(Vs. Crimson Viper)


Off-screen: Lisa Lisa called. She wants her STYLE back.




[In tequila costume]
Just stay in character, Jospeh.


Win: Well, god. Time to take this off.




(Vs. male character)


I’ve got some tequila, boys!


Win: What? Not interested?




(Vs. She-Hulk)


She-Hulk: Seriously? The Hulk looks prettier than you.


She-Hulk’s win: Well, at least I got an idea for a prank.




(Vs. Iron Man)


Iron Man (off-screen): Say, you got some tequila to spare? I’m having a party for Cinco de Mayo soon.




(Vs. Nemesis)


Eugh…I thought I was hideous.


Win: Face it; no makeup can change how you look.


Off-screen: I’d say it’s what’s on the inside that counts, but you probably don’t even HAVE any insides. …In you heart, anyways.
 
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