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[loke13]

Oh yay we're sharing :3. When I was 4 I was in the room while my dad cheated on my mom with a random project hoe and then I proceeded to piss myself, but it's ok I've almost managed to repress most of it.

 

[Solar]

man i cant wait for that day
ever since i went to get a shirt out of my dad's dresser and his "sex box" fell on me
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was the stuff in there clean at least?

 

[Deleted member 36435]

dunno man, kinda just threw it back in there and took a shower

 

[Ruran]

I had a friend who saw something really horrible once (can't remember what it was though). His solution? Lot and lots of porn.

These stories make me thankful that the worst that's happen to me was that I found my mom's vibrator but it was an obscure shape for easy councilmen so I didn't know it was a vibrator at the time. I found out by accented when I was watching a show on sex and they showed the exact same one my mom had lol.

 

[Nutari]

Hm. Thanks guys. Well. My best friend got a huge kick out of it so that helped.

 

[blueheart]

Hm. Thanks guys. Well. My best friend got a huge kick out of it so that helped.

How does that help?


Weirdest thing I found of my parents was my mom's pot pipe, at good ol' fashioned 8 years old.

 

[Ruran]

How does that help?


Weirdest thing I found of my parents was my mom's pot pipe, at good ol' fashioned 8 years old.

Because spreading joy to others is infectious even at your own expense?

 

[AxelYoYo]

Parents are bold these days, bangin right on the freakin couch...leaving detailed sketches of vaginas in their closets when they know damn well that SOME people would go through it...doing foursomes and leaving them on a guy'd camera.

Oh mai parents, aren't we a little proud?

 

[Shaxra15]

My lands, try watching a watching a funny or kid show but gees, what a predicament lol

 

[Nutari]

Parents are bold these days, bangin right on the freakin couch...leaving detailed sketches of vaginas in their closets when they know damn well that SOME people would go through it...doing foursomes and leaving them on a guy'd camera.

Oh mai parents, aren't we a little proud?

Oh how you made my day. I just heard from my friend Angie that she found lube in her grandparents medicine cabinet. Lolz xD

 

[Hero]

That reminds me of the time my friend told me how he found his dad's porn stash of....*drum roll please*







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.....old women....granny porn. I think the most we saw was the cover. I definitely did not want to see that. We were what, 15? 16 at the time?

 

[Nutari]

^ hey people have their really stange fetishes.... but that... blegh. Whatever floats his boat I guess.