=O I'm bored. I'm starting these Rugby Gone Wild Chronicles, because I want the fun of a fic without the pressure of a constant plot.
RUGBY GONE WILD! SCHOOL DAYS HAPPY TIME!
Rugby Salmonface woke up exactly two minutes before his pineapple alarm clock sounded. Rugby always woke up two minutes early. It gave him time to concentrate on his exorcises. After banishing two evil spirits by the names of Pickle and Amme from his refrigerator, he finished getting dressed for school.
Tying his black tie, Rugby looked in the mirror, noticing that his hair was bright red as ever, but short and spiky today. "What a pleasant surprise!" He strolled out the door, which promptly shut behind him and smiled. Rugby smiled back. "Hello, door!" He didn't lock the door. No one would ever steal from Rugby.
As Rugby sat in his homeroom desk, he stared straight in front of him. Alison hopped across the room in a single bound. She looked at him, waving a hand in front of him. "Are you deep in thought?"
Rugby turned to her. "No." He said. "I'm convinced that the young man in front of me is wearing a woman's support clothing article." He stared at Sora for a second later before turning around and facing his friend. "What's up?"
"We're having a race during lunch today." Alison tipped him off. "It's a swimming contest."
Rugby turned grim. "Then I musn't race."
"Why not?"
"I have gills today. It wouldn't be fair to the children."
"...Rugby" Alison stared. "You're there age." She tilted her head, looking at his neck. True to his word, he had gills. "Well..." She thought for a moment.
"We could duct tape them!" She finally answered.
Ruby stared. "But that would be painful to take off."
"Not if it's wet!" Alison pointed out. Rugby agreed that they would do this.
Rugby was puzzled by the other children's attire. "Swim-suits." He sounded the word out. Why didn't they simply wear the parka and snow pants that was customary?
And the duct-taped gills were especially snazzy. Rugby pulled on his swim poncho and grasped his Harmonicatoneaphone. When the flamingo sounded, he jumped into the pool quicker than a Pickle dives into a bag of Pikuh Chi!
Rugby swam quickly, easily surpassing the other children. In less than two minutes, he was out of the pool, drinking sweet Katmonade, the latest hip drink from the makers of Kool-Kat.
He gladly took the flamingo, giving it to Amme, as he knew she had always wanted one.
Rugby then went home and waited for his parka to dry so he could go jogging.
RUGBY GONE WILD! SCHOOL DAYS HAPPY TIME!
Rugby Salmonface woke up exactly two minutes before his pineapple alarm clock sounded. Rugby always woke up two minutes early. It gave him time to concentrate on his exorcises. After banishing two evil spirits by the names of Pickle and Amme from his refrigerator, he finished getting dressed for school.
Tying his black tie, Rugby looked in the mirror, noticing that his hair was bright red as ever, but short and spiky today. "What a pleasant surprise!" He strolled out the door, which promptly shut behind him and smiled. Rugby smiled back. "Hello, door!" He didn't lock the door. No one would ever steal from Rugby.
As Rugby sat in his homeroom desk, he stared straight in front of him. Alison hopped across the room in a single bound. She looked at him, waving a hand in front of him. "Are you deep in thought?"
Rugby turned to her. "No." He said. "I'm convinced that the young man in front of me is wearing a woman's support clothing article." He stared at Sora for a second later before turning around and facing his friend. "What's up?"
"We're having a race during lunch today." Alison tipped him off. "It's a swimming contest."
Rugby turned grim. "Then I musn't race."
"Why not?"
"I have gills today. It wouldn't be fair to the children."
"...Rugby" Alison stared. "You're there age." She tilted her head, looking at his neck. True to his word, he had gills. "Well..." She thought for a moment.
"We could duct tape them!" She finally answered.
Ruby stared. "But that would be painful to take off."
"Not if it's wet!" Alison pointed out. Rugby agreed that they would do this.
Rugby was puzzled by the other children's attire. "Swim-suits." He sounded the word out. Why didn't they simply wear the parka and snow pants that was customary?
And the duct-taped gills were especially snazzy. Rugby pulled on his swim poncho and grasped his Harmonicatoneaphone. When the flamingo sounded, he jumped into the pool quicker than a Pickle dives into a bag of Pikuh Chi!
Rugby swam quickly, easily surpassing the other children. In less than two minutes, he was out of the pool, drinking sweet Katmonade, the latest hip drink from the makers of Kool-Kat.
He gladly took the flamingo, giving it to Amme, as he knew she had always wanted one.
Rugby then went home and waited for his parka to dry so he could go jogging.