Disclaimer: Meant for fun and entertainment purposes only. Please do not take this seriously. *Copyright KH2 button courtesy of Sacred_Sora, hope I can use it Sacred!
Hello. I am Doctor Absoluti Feares, leading psychologist and breakthrough writer of 'I Love KH2, Can You Deal With It?'. Today we are discussing the serious issue of "KH2 Can't Wait Syndrome," that is spreading this second. Today, over a million innocent teens and adults are being sweeped away into this deadly illness, and I would like to stop it. Some symptoms are, but not limited to:
.Lack of sleep and rest due to the fact of Kingdom Hearts 2
.Checking back on KH2 sites to see the latest news on the game
.Speaking in Gibberish Japanese in your own home due to the mass Japanese KH2 videos
.Pretending you have a keyblade and you attack someone with it
.Making a keyblade
.Nervousness and anxiety due to the closeness of the game release
.Cosplaying and Fan-fiction/RP-making of the game
.Creating videos, signatures, avatars, and buttons of the newly awaited game
.Using this button,
*, or similar ones and using them in your signatures
.Spoiler-crazy
Please consult your nearest KH2 fan if you have this disease. This disease is spreading the nation, creating anxious teens and crazed adults in await of this game. The seriousness of this illness is shocking. I too, have suffered this disease. Do not falter! If you have any questions or concerns of this deadly sickness, please post them here. I will be taking any doctors' recommendations and information (If someone wants to make more symptoms of the "disease") who know more about this disease. Remember, we can help.
-Doctor Absoluti Feares.
Hello. I am Doctor Absoluti Feares, leading psychologist and breakthrough writer of 'I Love KH2, Can You Deal With It?'. Today we are discussing the serious issue of "KH2 Can't Wait Syndrome," that is spreading this second. Today, over a million innocent teens and adults are being sweeped away into this deadly illness, and I would like to stop it. Some symptoms are, but not limited to:
.Lack of sleep and rest due to the fact of Kingdom Hearts 2
.Checking back on KH2 sites to see the latest news on the game
.Speaking in Gibberish Japanese in your own home due to the mass Japanese KH2 videos
.Pretending you have a keyblade and you attack someone with it
.Making a keyblade
.Nervousness and anxiety due to the closeness of the game release
.Cosplaying and Fan-fiction/RP-making of the game
.Creating videos, signatures, avatars, and buttons of the newly awaited game
.Using this button,
.Spoiler-crazy
Please consult your nearest KH2 fan if you have this disease. This disease is spreading the nation, creating anxious teens and crazed adults in await of this game. The seriousness of this illness is shocking. I too, have suffered this disease. Do not falter! If you have any questions or concerns of this deadly sickness, please post them here. I will be taking any doctors' recommendations and information (If someone wants to make more symptoms of the "disease") who know more about this disease. Remember, we can help.
-Doctor Absoluti Feares.