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Found this in another forum. Don't know if there's already a similar thread here.

The idea of this game is to basically say the item closest to you is -ridiculous action-, and then the next poster replies saying what the item is, and how they'd react.
Example:

Post 1 - The item closest to you is now tap dancing
Post 2 - Why would my mouse do this? the item closest...

Simple enough, let's try it out!

The item closest to you is ticking, but you know it's neither a clock nor a bomb...
 

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My Water bottle does not do that. the item closest to you is sleeping.
 

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If my dog is considered an "item", then yes, he's sleeping.

The item closest to you is making all sorts of weird noises.
 

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My cell phone? I guess the weird noises may be the person I'm speaking to

The item closest to you is going to control you someday
 

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So I've guessed. This piece of paper is causing the storm outside, so I shall just tear it into tiny morsels to make it stop.

The item closest to you is made of at least seven colours.
 

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Mt black and white pen... Have I gone color blind?

The item closest to you wants your bod
 

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My keys? Must be the diamond dust keychain.

The closest item to you is gone.
 
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