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Sora Auditions;


001: Elf

Elf: Hello, I am Elf from the movie, Elf and I am trying out for Sora.

*Has to fight Wakka*
Director: Take One! We're Rolling!

Elf: SANTA!!!!!
Wakka turns to see Santa.
Elf goes right up to Wakka, takes his ball, and clonks him in the head.

Status: REJECTED!



002: Simon Cowell

Simon: Hello, I am Simon Cowell, an American Idol judge trying out for the role of Sora.

*Is in the scene where Simple and Clean comes on*

Utada Hikaru: Regardless or warning.....
Simon: Stop Stop, that was totally pathetic. That was ghastly.

Status: REJECTED


003: Scooby Doo

Scooby Doo: Rie Ram Rooby Roo! Rie Rant Roo Ree Rora!

* Has to do that Ansem-Riku scene*

Ansem-Riku: It is I Ansem, the seeker of Darkness.
Scooby Doo: Rairi rinride rof ree?
Director: CUT CUT!

Status: Rejected


(*post some people you think I should put in*)


(will come up with more soon)
 
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thanx. simon was a good one to put in.

004: Michael Jackson

MJ: I am trying out to play Sora. By the way, I like the little children and I want to meet my idol, Peter Pan.

* Destiny Island scene *
Tidus: Feeling lucky today, Sora?
MJ: Oooo, very lucky.....
Michael Jackson drools over Tidus.
MJ: I like the little children.
Tidus runs away from Michael Jackson.

Status: REJECTED


005: Mushmouth
Mushmouth: wabbadubbashubbabbasora

* Tarzan world*
Tarzan: oo oo oo ah ah
Mushmouth: scubabakabudubaaaba
Tarzan: Forget it, talking monkey isn't nearly as worse as gibberish.

Status: REJECTED


006: Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson: I only want to try out if they give me donuts. D'oh!

* As they enter End of the World*
Homer Simpson: OMG it's the End of the World, everyone run!
Homer runs around around and falls down.
Donald: That big palooka!

Status: REJECTED
 
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Lol, here's a couple i thought up.

007: Mr T.

Mr T: Damn sucka, i'm here to play Sora!

*Any point where Ansem appears*
Ansem: Blah Blah Blah (typical bad guy crap)
Mr. T: I pity the fool who hurts the children, get ready to kiss the stars!
*Throws Ansem helluva far*
OR
*Scene where Sora gets the gummi ship*
Mr T: Man, whatcha talkin' about sucka, man van is helluva fast fool!
Cid: But...but....
Mr T: Don't make me mad! Grrrrrr
*Throws Cid helluva far*

008: Max Payne.
Max Payne: I know Ansem is responsible for Valkyr.
Director: Errrr...what, thats not in the script. (Max Payne shoots him)
Max Payne: I felt lost, like a flame in th shadows, only my guns lighting the path.
Ansem: Soon, all will be as Darkness!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Max Payne: All was already darkness in my raging mind, the death of my loved ones weighed on me like a chain of guilt.
Ansem: Uhhhh.....i said Soon all will- (Max Payne shoots him)
Max Payne: The gun shot signaled the end of my internal war.
 
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003: Scooby Doo

Scooby Doo: Rie Ram Rooby Roo! Rie Rant Roo Ree Rora!

* Has to do that Ansem-Riku scene*

Ansem-Riku: It is I Ansem, the seeker of Darkness.
Scooby Doo: Rairi rinride rof ree?
Director: CUT CUT!

Status: Rejected
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Lol. Pretty funny.
 
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009: Shakespeare

Shakespeare: I wrote Hamlet and Romeo and Juliette. I am trying out for Sora!

Aladdin scene:

Shakespeare: Art thou with thou love of de loved ones.
Aladdin: What?
Shakespeare: To be or not to be what is your question?
Aladdin: What did you just say?

Status: Rejected


010: Sora

Sora: I am trying out for Sora.

After the whole auditions to try out for Sora, there were 9 finalists.
The three judges:
Cait Sith
Weird Al Yankovic
Randy Jackson

all agreed the 9 finalists.

Randy: My 3 finalists were: Sora, George Bush, and Spongebob.
Weird Al: My 3 finalists were: Max Payne, Tidus, and Method Man.
Cait Sith: My 3 finalists were: Cloud, Sephiroth, and Rikku.

*Dramatic music plays* (this part isn't funny because i don't want you to laugh in this part....)

Randy: But we each have to eliminate one of our finalists already.

Randy: I have to eliminate.... George Bush.
*Dramatic music plays*
George Bush appears somewhere like in the Weakest Link.
George Bush: I didn't know why I lost. But I am the president.

Weird Al: I decided to eliminate.....Method Man.
*Dramatic music plays*
Method Man: I don know why I lost because I'm a thug gangsta. Ya dont wanna mes wit me!

Cait Sith: I eliminate Rikku. you are a girl.
Rikku: I don't know why they are so.... ******' stupid!
 
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pEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE IN IT ATE devenkh2, ladyyuna and silverriku.Oh yeah and everyone else thats stupid..
 
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6 finalists are left and 2 from each judge will perform a scene to become the next Sora.

Sora, Spongebob this is from Randy's roster.
Max Paybe, Tidus this is from Weird Al roster.
Max: Hey that's a typo!
Gun shots are heard.
Cloud, Sepiroth from Cait Sith's roster.

6 Finalists left.

1st up:

Sora

Ansem-Riku: We need the girl's heart.
Sora: Kairi's inside of me.

Randy: That was aiiight dawg. Ya did your thang.
Weird Al: I thought the was weird.
Audience: Booooo! You're weird.
Cait Sith:.....

Spongebob

Spongebob: hahahahaha!
Aladdin: We need to find Jasmine,
Spongebob: hahahahaha!
Aladdin: C'mon, stop laughing.

Randy: Spongebob, you didn't cooperate with the other character.
Weird Al: That was horrible and wei...whoops
Caith Sith: Nope!

Max Payne

Max: I felt shot. Like nothing I've ever experienced.
Donald Duck: Get with the script!
Max: The duck holding my patience.
Donald: Get with the god damn script!
Max: The duck must now suffer.
Max Payne shoots Donald Duck.
Max: And that ends the impatient duck.

Randy: That was okay.
Max: The black dude, very stupid.
Weird Al: I likee!
Max: The Weird man, very smart.
Cait Sith: .....
Max:The pink homo, very dumb.

Tidus

Tidus: Donald!
Donald Duck: Thank you!

Randy: That's all? Very cheap.
Weird Al: Weird.
Audience: Boooo! Again! You are weird!
Cait Sith:.......

Cloud
Cloud: Cloud, I will have to face you.
Fake Cloud: Yes, Sora I will.

Randy: You can't do your own scene. That's a no for me.
Weird Al: That was okay.
Cait Sith: .......

Sepiroth

Sepiroth:......
Tarzan: oo ee oo ah ah. Not clayton.

Randy: Dude, you didn't even say one tiny word.
Weird Al: That was weird.
Audience: Booooo! Boo! Weird guy is weird!
Cait Sith: ...excellent!

The elimination round starts now!

Randy: In my roster, I have to eliminate, Spongebob.
Spongebob starts to cry and goes to the Weakest Link room.
Spongebob: I just wanted my driver liscence plus Aladdin has tissue paper stuck to his butt.

Weird Al: In my weird roster, I have to eliminate, Tidus.
Tidus starts to cry and goes in to feetal position and goes to the Weakest Link room.
Tidus: I don't understand.

Cait Sith: I have to eliminate Cloud!
Cloud brings out his sword.
Cloud: What did you say?!
Cloud gets shot.
Max Payne: Sit your as down!
 
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The Final Three Perform!

Sora
Max Payne
Sepiroth

Max Payne up!

Max Payne: I felt the bullet go through my gut.
Goofy: Dum....What?
Max Payne: But not how the dog will feel it.
Goofy: What?!
Max Payne: The dog is cool, but the duck was not.
Goofy: Phew.....
Max Payne shoots one person from the audience.
Max Payne: The dog was better than that fool.

Randy: That was off the hizzie!
Cait Sith:......
Weird Al: That was funky fresh.
Randy: Weird Al, you ain't kewl. You are weird.


Sephiroth

Sephiroth:......
Aladdin: Aren't you going to say something?
Sephiroth:.......
Aladdin: Boo!
Sephiroth: Are you deaf?

Randy: I hated it!
Weird Al: That was like a surgeon...
Audience: boo!!!
cait Sith nods his head "no".


Sora

Sora: Riku, is Kairi coming with us?
Riku: She's coming with us.
Sora: Riku.....
Riku: Hold on,Sora!

Randy: Ya did ya thang!
Weird Al: Da bomb.
Randy: But weird al didn't....
Cait Sith explodes and another judge replaces Cait Sith. It's Danny Devito.
Danny: That was kewl,eh?

The elminated was unanmous.

Randy: Sepiroth, you are eliminated.


Danny Devito: We'll see both of you later.
 
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