Fanfiction ► The Good, Bad, and Worst KH Auditions

[tidusora]

ooc: i'll do Kairi's auditions after I finish with my sora finals.


Face off between:
Sora <vs> Max Payne

Max Payne: Sora, will not know what hit him.
Sora: But I think I would, Max.

Max Payne: Why the **** is this dog licking me.
Pluto licks Max after he falls from the ground.
Max Payne: My butt's itchy. But not as itchy as the dog.

Randy: What happened, you screwed up!
Weird Al: Weird!
Danny Devito: Hated it!


Sora

Sora: Like if any of this is for real...
Sora deep dives....
Sora: Or not?

Randy: I was convinced. Two thousand thumbs up.
Weird Al: De koolest.
Randy: Work on your grammar and weirdness. Your plain weird, Al!
Danny Devito: Okay!


The winner is: Max Payne no wait.....Sora beat Max Payne by one measly vote. Every vote counts on Sora Idol.


Kairi Idol will be up....after the break!

 

[Crest]

hehehehehehehe.. can't wait.

 

[tidusora]

Auditions for Kairi

001 Martha Stewart

Martha: If you want to buy, my homemade products go to Piston, New Jersery Hometown Jail. Let's hope my stocks go up higher! I'm trying out for Kairi!

Martha: Sora! Darling, you need to buy my pillows, magazines, and spread bed sheet covers.
Sora: I don't need any of that.
Martha: Call me at marthastewardsux.com buy my online products less than 100 dollars!
Sora slaps Martha Stewart.
Sora: Get a hold of yourself,woman!

Status: In jail, Injured, and Rejected


002 Jared from Subway

Jared: I noticed that I want to be a girl now eating Subways. Its no use eating Subways being a guy.I want to be Kairi!

Jared: Sora.....
Sora: Get away from me! This is a girls' audition.
Jared: But I am a girl.

Status: Rejected


003 Paula Abdul

Utada Hikaru: Regardless or warning....
Paula: I liked that.
Simon appears.
Simon: I hated it.
Paula and Simon start to kiss.

Status: Rejected

 

[Playcell]

hahaha..funny stuff

 

[tidusora]

004: Queen Elizabeth

Queen: I am queen Elizabeth, now polish my shoe.
Sora: Uh-uh.
QueeN: Guards, chop his head off.
Sora: I still don't feel like polishing your shoe.

Status: Rejected


005 Kairi
Kairi: I am trying out for the role of Kairi.

Status: Advanced


006 Maxine Payne aka Max Payne (dressed like a girl)
Maxine: The gun shoots torwards the boy who defeated me.
Sora: I beat you okay! Face it!
Maxine: He tells me to face him, yet I shoot him at once.
Max Payne shoots Sora.
Max: The outside felt good.

 

[Crest]

OMG! She I mean he killed Sora! PANIC!

 

[King Of The Dark]

Haha that was so funny! Max/Maxine payne lol! Keep going.

 

[tidusora]

007 Rikku

Rikku: Kairi, I hate you.

Rikku: Sora!
Sora: What?
Rikku: That's just what they told me to say.
Sora: Bob!
Bob: Yup! They paid me 3 mil. for every letter.
Sora: Then...you shoulda made the script longer.
Bob:Yeah, I should have.

Status: Advanced

008 Old Lady with Alsimers (is that how you spell it), Bertha

Bertha: I'm trying out for....who?
Director: Kairi.
Bertha: Kairi.

Sora: Can't you remember your line?
Bertha:No, I think I have diabetes.
Sora: I thought you had alsimers.
Bertha: Me,too. Who are you?

Status: Rejected, or ...i forgot.


009 Chinese Lady, Chin Chu

Chin: chow chi chigu fou Kairi

Chin: Shishorio
Sora: The name's Sora!
Chin: Chow Choweter!

Status: Rejected


010 Girl from the movie "Superstar"

Girl: I wanna be a SUPASTA!

Girl: I am a supasta!
Sora: No, I am!

Status: Advanced

 

[Crest]

YAY you moved Rikku up! She's cute... ^_^ <- this face is annoying..

 

[tidusora]

The top nine finalists will compete tonight on Kairi Idol !
*music plays*
Our judges:
Yoda , E.T, and our guest judge, Queen Latifah have been searching from every part of each continent to find the 9 best Kairi's on Kairi Idol.

Yoda's Roster: Wynona Ryder, Rikku, and Supasta
E.T.'s Roster: Kairi, Maxine Payne, and Bertha
Guest Judge's Roster: Opera Lady, Richard Simmons, Lilo

Yoda: I'm sorry but we already have to eliminate one person. In my roster, the one to go will be Supasta.

Supasta goes to the Weakest Link room.
Supasta: I didn't know why I didn't make it. *wails*

E.T.: E.T. say goodbye to Bertha.

Bertha goes to the Weakest Link room.
Bertha: I didn't even know I was in the competition.

Queen Latifah: I have to eliminate, Opera Lady.

Opera Lady goes to the Weakest Link room.
Opera Lady (in opera voice): I don't know why I didn't maaaaakeeeee iiiiiiittttt!!

Anticipate for the next episode of Kairi Idol!!!

 

[King Of The Dark]

Yay! Maxine Payne is still there lol!

 

[tidusora]

We are now down to 6 finalists in each roster:

Yoda's Roster, Wynona Ryder, Rikku
E.T.'s Roster: Kairi, Maxine Payne
Guest Judge's Roster (it's Minime): Richard Simmons, Lilo

Each will have a chance to perfrom tonight in Kairi Idol.

*Music Plays*

They will have to have made up their own scene.

Wynona Ryder in Cid's shop.
WR: I'll take this and this and this.
Cid:Are you gonna pay for it?
Wynona Ryder runs out of the shop with the items and the alarms sounds.
The security guards catch her.
WR: You must...uh be mistaking me for..um....Martha Stewart?

Yoda: Very Funny
E.T.: ET don't like!
Minime: I couldn't see that yo!

Rikku is up next.

Rikku: *talking Al Bhed*

Yoda: I didn't understand that. May the Al Bhed be with you.
E.T.: I no like.
Minime: Where are you?

Kairi does her scene.

Yoda: Very good. May the win be for you.
E.T.: Me like very much.
Minime *climbing up the table*: That was totally awesome.

Maxine Payne is up next.

Maxine: The gun hates Ansem. It wants to let go.
Ansem: You will die! Surrender to darkness.
maxine: The gun won't surrender. But I bet the old man will.
A gun shoots.

Yoda: Yoda man!
E.T.: Me like girl!
Minime: I like that!

Up next:Richard Simmons

RS: I like you Sora.
Sora: Get away from me you *ueer.

Yoda: Yo da not the man
E.T. *closing his eyes*: Is it over?
Minime: You *** *** get away from me.

Lilo is up next.

Lilo: Elvis, are you cool.
Elvis: Yeah little momma.

yoda: You do not have a chracter from KH.
E.T.: Me hate that.
Minime:Where are you?

Judges: We each have to eliminate one except for the ET roster. One of the rosters will eliminate two of their members

For Yoda's roster, he eliminates Wynona Ryder.

For ET's roster, none are eliminated.

For Minime's roster, all are eliminated.

Aniticipate for the next episode of Kairi Idol!

 

[King Of The Dark]

w00t lol! That was funny. My fav part

WR: I'll take this and this and this.
Cid:Are you gonna pay for it?
Wynona Ryder runs out of the shop with the items and the alarms sounds.
The security guards catch her.
WR: You must...uh be mistaking me for..um....Martha Stewart?

 

[tidusora]

Say hello to our top three:

Rikku,Kairi,and Maxine Payne!

The rosters have been switched around and now the draft starts now.

3 Papers roll in a Las Vegas ball thing and E.T. picks out Rikku.
Minime picks out Maxine Payne.
Yoda picks out Kairi.

Each will have a chance to show off how their looks relate to Kairi. Here we go!

Next up:
Kairi-

Yoda- 8
Minime- 10
ET- 10

Next up:
Rikku

Yoda-5
ET-7
Minime-6


Next up-
Maxine Payne

Yoda-5
ET-7
Minime- 2


The one to be eliminated tonight is.....Maxine Payne.


Maxine Payne takes off his costume...it's MAX PAYNE!

Max: The bullet shoots the short one.
Judges: We are all short!
Max: Then the gun speaks for itself!
A bullet shoots.
He shoots Yoda but Yoda's lightsaber blocks the bullet and sends it straight back at Max Payne.

Max: I am now dead.
He explodes.

Anticipate for the next episode of....Kairi Idol.

 

[Crest]

; Can't wait!

 

[tidusora]

The last episode of Kairi Idol!!!

The judges start to cry.

ET: Me wonder who going to win.
Yoda: Yo da crybaby! May the tears be for her.
Minime: I hope I can see this.

The girls face-off in a Super Smash Bros. battle face-off. Other people will be fighting. It's the last girl standing. As soon as one girl loses, one girl will be declared winner of Kairi Idol.

Kairi vs. Dr. Mario, Link, Marth, Zelda, Bowser
Rikku vs. Master Hand, Mewtwo, Ganandork (hehehe), Captain Falco, and Donkey Kong

First, Dr. Mario throws his pills at Kairi but her Oathkeeper keyblade shoots back at Mario.
Mewtwo advances on Rikku and shoots her with a Psy Beam. She blocks it with her daggers which shoots at Ganadork who explodes when landed on a random Bomb-omb. Zelda kicks Kairi, which seems pathetic. Kairi throws Zelda at Rikku who is at the edge of a building and is the 3rd to lose.


The winner is: Kairi!!!

Next up will be: Riku Idol!!!

*music plays*

 

[JoeysGirl]

hehe very kool!!

-JoeysGirl

 

[Winged Mirage]

XDDDDDD

That was hilarious!

 

[tidusora]

X) thankies. i'll do my Riku Idol either tomorrow or Tuesday

 

[RikusGurlkh]

oo cool riku idol hehe that was funny i love super smash bros lol.....