• Hello everybody! We have tons of new awards for the new year that can be requested through our Awards System thanks to Antifa Lockhart! Some are limited-time awards so go claim them before they are gone forever...

    CLICK HERE FOR AWARDS

The Death & The Bloodberry [rebuild]



REGISTER TO REMOVE ADS
Status
Not open for further replies.

Scribbles

The Based Battletoad.
Joined
Sep 9, 2005
Messages
3,549
Location
Paris, Tokyo
Website
spacejoyridin.tumblr.com
Memories

Cigarette smoke filled the air of a completely white room. Two men sat at a small table. The one, dressed in a visibly damp trench coat, his face hidden by the turned-up collar. The other, dressed in black and white stripes--a prisoner. That prisoner smoked away his cancer stick, a yellow grin wide on his face the entire time.

"It snowed today, you know." Trench coat said as he leaned back in his chair.

"Is that what made you come? What, a prison holds better than a comfy mansion in the cold?" The prisoner laughed. Ash dropped from the final remains of the vice, he grimaced. That was when trench coat passed him another, lit, and ready to enjoy.

"You know that's not the reason I'm here. We've still got business. You know that." The shadowy man struggled to fan gray clouds away from his vision. "You're gonna help me fix things--but I need to know how it all began. I want to know everything." He leaned over the table towards the prisoner, completely ignoring the vile smog the man expelled.



"Heh, so be it. The beginning then. All the way back..." He took one long puff before he continued, "I'll never forget that night. For the first time in 205 years, snow fell in ever sunny Los Santos," The prisoner sighed, his expression full of regret, "We didn't realize it then, but it was a sign that a change, both beautiful, and deadly was coming." A long stream of smoke flew out of his nostrils, "Blanketed in white, the city never looked so beautiful. But you know what they say, all that glitters ain't gold, and anything so pristine as that must be cursed...white turned to red, and we lost our minds."



The Death And The Bloodberry.


Press START to Begin


New Game


Load Game



>Let’s Cut Off Heads





The Los Santos Travel Guide

“Grab a burger, catch a wave, and commit mass homicide all in one afternoon!”

Los Santos

Thank you for choosing Los Santos, California for your vacationing needs. We are the fastest growing city in the United States, and the most fun too! Sunny, warm, and bustling, you’ll never have a dull moment here. Instead of a Mayor, Los Santos is run by the Three Families; Skultzer, Murdoc, and Crowe. Providing protection to the masses, the Families maintain order in Los Santos all the while engaging in a mostly friendly struggle for power!

Need some transportation? Take one of our many, seedy, dangerous, but fun, subways! Routes wind all throughout Los Santos, even taking you to remote locations like deserts or plains! Or, take the bus; our drivers are full of wisdom and personality. Where else can you learn secret Marine Corps kill moves?

If you’re looking for a good time to have on your vacation, look no further. Los Santos is the place to be for excitement. Interested in some surf and turf? Beach Babes? [or Beach Hunks?] Come on down to Lucha Beach. Here, you can partake in the perfect ocean view and work on your tan, all at the same time. Swing by ‘Headshot’ Arcade and engage in one of Los Santos’ prized virtual reality games. Or, maybe your idea of fun is shopping until you drop? Have no fear, Los Santos is very fashion conscious, your money won’t last in that pocket of yours for a second! Like sports? Head on down to Santos Stadium, and watch the Los Santos Diablos take on all challengers.


If you’re interested in a more…bloody form of entertainment, purchase yourself a ticket to one of the many Three Families sponsored ranking fights. In these fights, powerful warriors from all around Los Santos battle one of the ten Bloodberries in order to be realized as one of the strongest in the city. It’s an exhilarating battle between souls! Just keep in mind that the Families cannot be held responsible from any wounds, or fatalities you may receive while spectating on a Ranking Fight.


Los Santos is a city with over two hundred years of history. Founded way back in 1806 by Thaddeus P.F. Skultzer it began as a humble township with one rule, and one rule only: the strong survive. That rule holds true even today, manifesting in tests of strength and fortitude that are the city’s numerous festivals. Mr. Los Santos, The Iron Gut Contest, and the annual Ro-Sham-Bo tourney are only a few of the notable festivities.

If you have a thirst for the unknown, take the challenge of visiting each of the Seven Wonders of Los Santos. These range from the illustrious Cannonball Point, a giant hill located in a barren property close to the city’s Mexican Border, said to be where Thaddeus Skultzer himself stood against invading British. To enigmatic Dimensional Rifts that can be spotted on full moons, said to lead to realms completely different to our own. Ooooooooh spooky!

When you arrive in Los Santos, you be given a number. You won’t have any trouble remembering it because we brand you with it via barcode for life! That is your citizen number, it helps keep order of things around here and keep our crime rates low! Remember, your number is your identity, the lower your number, the lower your standard of living and vice versa. Don’t like the number you are given? There’s only one way to change it: kill the person who has the number you want!

The information you read in this brochure is just the tip of the sand dune! Come on down to Los Santos!


The Bureau

We Own You

“We are the true force that rules Los Santos. Nothing goes on without us knowing it. Your house, food, the plate you eat that meal off of, the fork you eat that meal with, and the toilet paper you use to wipe three hours after that meal all belong to us. We are Los Santos.”

So, you want to know about the Bloodberry Bureau? That’s like asking what is Los Santos. See, on paper, Los Santos is run by the Three Families. But in actuality, they're all just bowing at the feet of the Bureau. The Families’ homes, weapons, and even their goons are all courtesy of Bloodberry. It’s said that the Bureau’s activity isn’t limited to only Los Santos either…their tentacles are all up in world affairs. What’s there goal though you ask? Simple. The Bureau is in the business of war; their only goal is to foster as much chaos as possible. When chaos is around, people buy only one thing; weapons. And that my friend is the Bureau’s specialty.

The Ranking Fights in Los Santos? The Bureau’s proudest achievement next to the city itself. Each of the ten Bloodberries are part of the Bureau. They’re cold-blooded killers bred specifically for war. It’s said, that these ten men and women aren’t even human, and all who have challenged them have found their innards decorating the halls of the Bureau’s skyscraper. They are ranked in order of strength, with Number One being the highest. The Ranking Fights were created a little over ten years ago; they allow some poor sap the chance to challenge a Bloodberry in an effort to ‘win big’ and get to the top of the food chain. Not a single person has won a battle against a Bloodberry.

To the common man, the existence of the Bloodberry Bureau is nothing but an urban legend, chalked up to be number one on the list of Los Santos’ 7 Wonders. Those smarter than that seek the truth of the organization, and its role in their lives…I guess that’s you huh? Heh.

The Bloodberries

Bloodberries > You

“Ten fighters. Each one of them possessing enough strength to blow up an entire state. You’d have to be a complete idiot to fight one of em’.”

The deadliest of the deadly. The cream of the crop. The chocolate chips in the cookie.
These ten fighters are quite possibly, the most dangerous men and women the world has to offer. For your convenience, the Battle Committee has comprised this dossier on the ten Bloodberries.

If you want to play a Bloodberry, let me know. If you play as a Bloodberry though, I recommend you have a second character, since Bloodberry's as a base are pre-made.


10. Dead Head Fred

It isn't quite clear how Fred found his way into the ranks of the Bureau. He's one of the most popular and feared of the Bloodberries, despite his low rank. Fred is inhuman, in a much more literal way than his peers. You see, Fred is a zombie. True to his name, there isn't a shred of mortal life left in his body. Dead Head Fred uses his surprising grace and agility to get the jump on the enemy. Claws, detachable limbs, and teeth are his weapons.

+Fred appears to be immortal. No blade or gun wound give him pain. You've gotta wonder HOW you can beat this guy.

+Fred's a klutz. He frequently trips and stumbles around the battlefield.


9. Pierrot Le’ Fou

Hailing from across the pond in France, Pierrot Le' Fou brings some much needed culture to the Bloodberries. A gentlemen, he holds the utmost respect for his opponent in battle. He even gives them the first shot. Really though, the gentlemen act is just a shroud for his true colors. Le' Fou is a psycho. Before he was a Bloodberry, he was a mass murderer. He likes to savor each and ever cut he takes in his enemies, and drinks the blood their wounds leak after he's finished.

+Pierrot looks fat, to the untrained eye. Really though, all of that mass under his coat is his abundance of firearms he hides. Pierrot is a walking gun store.

+He floats around the battlefield like a hot air-balloon, courtesy of jets on his shoes.


8. Momma Dearest

It's a wonder how such a sweet little old lady made her way into the ranks of such bloodthirsty killers. Soft spoken, meek, and small is Momma Dearest. A litter of thirteen kittens follow her wherever she goes. Don't upset her, or her kittens though, because when either of their blood boils, it's go time. Momma Dearest's power grows the angrier she gets, and the same holds true for her cats. The cats turn into raging feral lions, tigers and jaguars, while Momma herself grows muscles upon muscles.

+Momma likes the classics when it comes to music. Frank Sinatra just puts her over the moon.


7. Champloo

The world's last true samurai. Champloo blends hip-hop dance moves with traditional sword play. He speaks in rhymes in hiaku, and loves a good party. Champloo is the most laid back of the Bloodberries, and really isn't too fond of the whole organization. But it lets him slay to his heart's content...so he's cool with it.

+Champloo uses a plasma sword fashioned like a traditional samurai's blade.

+Take caution when Champloo takes a swig of the gray jug tied at his hip...


6. The Milkman

When the times changed, The Milkman found himself out of a job. Nobody wanted milk delivered to their door anymore. So instead, he found a new business; contract killing. When his work reached the ears of the Bureau, The Milkman [he kept the title even when he started assassinating] was immediately admitted to the Bloodberries. He's paranoid, and extremely fidgety. The Milkman trusts no one, not even himself.

+Watch out for his exploding 'Milk Molotovs'

+Rumor has it that the utter on his belt is more than an awkward decoration...


5. Valentine <3

She's the first lady of the Bloodberries, and America's Sweetheart. Valentine <3 is a pop star by day, and an cut throat killer by night. It's said that her love of killing first manifested when she killed a crazed fan that tried to attack her backstage. She might be even crazier than Pierrot.

+ Valentine <3 uses her army of mindless fans to her advantage. They swarm enemies, distracting them and allowing her to unload with her own attacks.

+ Her microphone transforms into a sickle-esque, beam-style weapon. She swings it around so wildly that she's be known to decapitate her own cronies.

4. 8-Bit

A huge nerd with a God-Complex. After spending way too much time in Headshot Arcade on the virtual reality machines, he started to believe he was as powerful as the character he played. When people in the real world wouldn't heed his orders, 8-Bit took it upon himself to make them listen. He created a machine that allows his virtual creations to enter the real world and fight for him.

+ 8-Bit can't fight himself, so if you destroy his VR machines, the fight is done.

+ Run for the hills when he yells 'LIMIT BREAK!'

3. Royal Flush

The ace, queen, king, and jack. Number three of the Bloodberries is a four-for-one deal. The four fighters are siblings, all going by the names of their respective face card. Their strength lies in the fearsome combinations they can pull off together with their magic.

+ The Ace is the strongest. Aim for him first!

+ It is said that the four siblings received their magic from venturing deep into a Dimensional Rift when they were young.

2. Steve Smith

Just a regular guy. He works in downtown Los Santos as an Human Resources guy, providing for his two beautiful children, and loving wife. He's been employee of the month for the past six months, and is a member of several committees dedicated to the betterment of the city. There is truly nothing spectacular about this fellow right here.

+ Obviously...there's SOMETHING special about this guy.



1. ? ? ? ?

You saw this coming right? It's the end all be all cliche. The top baddy on the list of top baddies is hidden to yours, and everyone else's eye. You'll find out who the top Bloodberry is soon enough though. Patience is a virtue kids.


Time To Dance With The Devil

"It's an all out brawl baby! My favorite kind."

We Hate You, Please Die

It's December 31st 2011, New Years Eve, and the snow’s been falling on down in ‘Ever Sunny Los Santos’. It’s the one day of the year when booze takes precedence over homicide. There’s a festival going down in town square, full of lights, music and all of that jazz. Even the Bloodberries are in attendance, well, nine of them anyway. But when that clock strikes twelve, shit goes down, and beautiful Los Santos begins her metamorphosis.

The only question is, when the cocoon cracks open, is she going to be a radiant butterfly? Or just a dingy moth?

Take up your sword, slice some heads, and always remember to save the game, because death is just a breath away in Holy Los Santos.
 

Scribbles

The Based Battletoad.
Joined
Sep 9, 2005
Messages
3,549
Location
Paris, Tokyo
Website
spacejoyridin.tumblr.com
The Template​




Spoiler Spoiler Show


For your copy and pasting needs…

Spoiler Spoiler Show



Los Combatientes [The Fighters]




Rules and Regulations [Follow these, or be Disqualified]


1. All the typical rules apply, PPing, GMing, alla that is a no, no. That said, this roleplay is a bit more...extreme than others. Your characters are far more durable, and able to do WAY more. Basically, hey wanna cut those thirty guys in half? At once? GO FOR IT. Got cut with a lightsaber across your chest? Hey, you're badass, that'll just take you out for the week! Obviously though, we all have our limits. You're an action hero, but not God.

2. Romance is all good here. Just keep in mind...you might have to put a bullet in your lover's head later on.

3. Keep it FUNKY. Our characters are bound to butt heads, but WE don't have to be enemies too.

4. Put 'ZETTA SLOW!' above your template.

5. This roleplay is mature. Extreme blood and gore, head chopping, potty mouths, the whole shebang. This is more of an advisory than anything.

6. If you have to leave for any reason, just let me know. Real life first right?

7. Literacy gentlemen. Everybody likes understanding things.

8.You can have as many characters as you want, just make sure you can handle them.

9. Magic. Now, technically, there is no magic in this world. Extreme tech, but no magic. That said, if you really want magic, you can pull a Royal Flush, and somehow gain some spells inside a Dimensional Rift. Or maybe you were part of a government experiment. Maybe your cereal had a metorite in it that was radioactive. GET CREATIVE!

10. Have fun! No better way for people to come together than bloodshed right?
 
Last edited:

Scribbles

The Based Battletoad.
Joined
Sep 9, 2005
Messages
3,549
Location
Paris, Tokyo
Website
spacejoyridin.tumblr.com
Now let me save this post for my characters. I'll be using dos + whatever Bloodberries don't get snatched up.

WIP


Spoiler Spoiler Show
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top