The Crappiest Pick-Up Lines Thread

[.:Sora:.]

ok the object is to think of a pick up line that would, literally make someone want to slap you.

EDIT: Rate the line above you.

I'll go first:
Baby you're so hot if I were you I'd screw myself XD

 

[Ulti]

Re: The crappiest lines you can think of

Guys, he said PICK UP LINE. Sheesh..I am starting to believe myself when I thought half our members can't read.

-Did it hurt?
-What hurt?
-when you fell from heaven

Got it once. Never was the same since

 

[violent_anger]

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oh, i thought it was craziest line, sorry, i never bothered to read the post. uh... how about "are you a hooker?"

 

[Eikre]

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I've got a couple

1: GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY!
2: I'm going to shove this hot poker up my ass after I chop off my ****!
3: I dare you to play with no darkvision and no torch!

 

[.Scarlet Letter.]

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Well by the title it should be self-explainatory >=P.

*Silence*
So.....How's the weather?

 

[Hanatori]

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o_o

"You're hot. Can I touch you?"

 

[[crash]]

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I have this shirt that has a bar code on it and this guy really did this too me..

guy: If I scanned you what do you think would come up?

Me: umm...I guess nothing..

Guy: I think it would be a kiss for me to buy from you

He was cute, but I was at Best Buy and he was working, plus I don't guy for guys with those pick up lines.

 

[XSpasticPrincess]

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"Hey My friend thinks you're hot!!"
xD

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

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if you were a booger id pick you first

 

[billabong]

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"Will you bear my children?"

"...."

 

[Sephy-kun]

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*Bump into girl's chest* Well, it wouldn't have happened if they weren't so huge!(yes, you can blame T-Moblie for that one)

 

[Paopu_Fruit]

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i got lots.

1. Baby, I'm no fred flinstone, but i can make your bedrock!
2. you remind me of pokemon, i just wanna pikachu. (get it? peek at you. xD horrible.)
3. are you jamaican? cuz jamaican me crazy!

and more. lol

 

[Deleted member 5341]

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*hand a packet of sugar that says "SUGAR" on it to a person*

You dropped your nametag!! XD

 

[scubasteve]

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Are you a prostitute? Cause' you got STD's all over you.

 

[Haruko]

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"What has a hundred teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"What?"
"My zipper."
*slap*

 

[~Leo~]

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'Don't think Aids gonna slow us down!'

Thats off a Chris Brown song.... he is seriously retarted.

 

[Haruko]

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Hi, would you ***k me? I'd ***k me, I'd ***k me real hard!!

*slap*

 

[violent_anger]

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me: hey baby, how much?

her: oh screw you

me: name the place and time

 

[Haruko]

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You have to work with this one:
Fall over on your hands and knees in front of the person you want to pick up. Place your hand on your heart. When they ask "Are you ok" you say "I'm sorry.....when I saw you...my heart stopped....and I fell for you"

(I think I might use this one on someone just for fun, one of these days.. ^_~)

 

[~Leo~]

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^Lolz. *Tries it* *Gets Slapped*

..... Doesn't work lolz.......

Me: Hey, your hot.
Her: I'm a little fat....
Me: NO WAY!!! YOUR FRIGGIN HAWT!!! You have that disorder thingy....
Her: NO!! I'm fat!!
Me: GOD DAMMIT YOU NOT FAT SLEEP WITH ME!!!
Her: I'm too fat!!! *Gets raped*.

What a world we live in.