Beware some material can be a little offensive to people who have no sense of humor. I actually love this game and I do not own any characters in this story.
What fallows is a collection of jokes I made as I would play the game
1st joke
Shadow: Hmmm? What is my past...and why dose that whiney blonde keep popin up. If I see her again I'll....POP A CAP IN HER CRACKER A**!
Dooms eye: Shadow if you want to know your past join our eeeeeeevil group and gather the chaos emeralds.
Shadow: *pulls out gun* Tell me know or die b*tch!
Doom's eye: *Flies away*
Shadow: Damn that little tentacle h*nti monster got away!
2nd joke
Sonic:*wakes up holding head* ARGH! My head! How much did I drink? Hope I didn't do anything I'd regret.*walks over to a closet and hears pounding*
Shadow: I'll show you my ultimate power!
Sonic:*eyes widen hand he opens the door and sees him and Amy playing street fighter and he's banging his foot*
3rd joke
Shadow:*is approached by the General* Wadda ya want!?
General: You killed everything! It's your fault even though it was GUN who killed Maria...my love.
Shadow: Oh I see! It's because I'm a black hedgehog isn't it?
General: Well no it's...
Shadow: Shure it is you racist b*stard! You wouldn't do this to that cracker blue hedgehog!
General: No let me...
Shadow: Don't say nothin...playa hata*chaos controles out of there*
4th joke
Shadow: Yes! I have the chaos emeralds!
Sonic: So you gonna go Super Shadow now?
Shadow: F*ck no! I'm sellin them on ebay!
Sonic:*his mouth drops*
5th joke
Eggman: Thank you for saving my base...now DIE!!*attack Shadow in one of his crappy robots*
Shadow:*dodges* Ware’s the damn weak spot!?
Knuckles: That big target sign you idiot.
Shadow: Shut it!*Hit the target sign and it blows up*
Eggman: NOO! HOW COULD YOU BEAT MY ROBOT!?
6th joke
Shadow:*walks up to Tails and grabs him by the shoulders* Gimme your rings!
Tails: Shadow I don...
Shadow: Do be given me your rings before I yup you up son!!
Tails: Shadow calm..
Shadow: *beat's the crap outta Tails and all of his rings fall out* Thanks for the rings dawg.
Tails:*weakly* I'm telling Sonic!
Shadow:*pulls out gun* What was that b*tch!?
Tails: Nothing!
7th Joke
Doom:*falls to the ground* ARGH! Ahh! This isn't last you'll se of me!
Shadow: Your right!
Doom: Yes so you give up!
Shadow: No!*Pulls out pistol shoots Doom in the head* That’s the gangsta way...b*tch
8th joke
Shadow:*appears on prison island* I remember this place...it was hard times. Every time I dropped the soap.
Charmey: *eyes and mouth are wide open* OH MY GAWD!!
Shadow: That's the real world son. You better get used to it bitch!!
Charmey: Vector!!!
Shadow: You tell that annoyingly voiced alligator anything I told you I swear I will rip off your head and sh*t down your neck. Got that!!
Charmey: *nodes*
9th joke
General: Time to die Shadow!*shoots gun*
Shadow: *waves* Over here
General: Then who did I shoot?
GUN Soldier: AHHHHHHHHH!!! My leg*rolling around in pain*
General: Opps!
10th joke
Sonic:*runs up to Shadow* Heya Shadow!
Shadow: What now!?
Sonic: I was wondering...how did you survive that fall from Ark?
Shadow: Well it's like this...
Sonic: Yes!
Shadow: I had an extra life.
Sonic:*anime falls*
The end! Black out!
Shadow: Raciest mother fu..
camera:*turns off*
What fallows is a collection of jokes I made as I would play the game
1st joke
Shadow: Hmmm? What is my past...and why dose that whiney blonde keep popin up. If I see her again I'll....POP A CAP IN HER CRACKER A**!
Dooms eye: Shadow if you want to know your past join our eeeeeeevil group and gather the chaos emeralds.
Shadow: *pulls out gun* Tell me know or die b*tch!
Doom's eye: *Flies away*
Shadow: Damn that little tentacle h*nti monster got away!
2nd joke
Sonic:*wakes up holding head* ARGH! My head! How much did I drink? Hope I didn't do anything I'd regret.*walks over to a closet and hears pounding*
Shadow: I'll show you my ultimate power!
Sonic:*eyes widen hand he opens the door and sees him and Amy playing street fighter and he's banging his foot*
3rd joke
Shadow:*is approached by the General* Wadda ya want!?
General: You killed everything! It's your fault even though it was GUN who killed Maria...my love.
Shadow: Oh I see! It's because I'm a black hedgehog isn't it?
General: Well no it's...
Shadow: Shure it is you racist b*stard! You wouldn't do this to that cracker blue hedgehog!
General: No let me...
Shadow: Don't say nothin...playa hata*chaos controles out of there*
4th joke
Shadow: Yes! I have the chaos emeralds!
Sonic: So you gonna go Super Shadow now?
Shadow: F*ck no! I'm sellin them on ebay!
Sonic:*his mouth drops*
5th joke
Eggman: Thank you for saving my base...now DIE!!*attack Shadow in one of his crappy robots*
Shadow:*dodges* Ware’s the damn weak spot!?
Knuckles: That big target sign you idiot.
Shadow: Shut it!*Hit the target sign and it blows up*
Eggman: NOO! HOW COULD YOU BEAT MY ROBOT!?
6th joke
Shadow:*walks up to Tails and grabs him by the shoulders* Gimme your rings!
Tails: Shadow I don...
Shadow: Do be given me your rings before I yup you up son!!
Tails: Shadow calm..
Shadow: *beat's the crap outta Tails and all of his rings fall out* Thanks for the rings dawg.
Tails:*weakly* I'm telling Sonic!
Shadow:*pulls out gun* What was that b*tch!?
Tails: Nothing!
7th Joke
Doom:*falls to the ground* ARGH! Ahh! This isn't last you'll se of me!
Shadow: Your right!
Doom: Yes so you give up!
Shadow: No!*Pulls out pistol shoots Doom in the head* That’s the gangsta way...b*tch
8th joke
Shadow:*appears on prison island* I remember this place...it was hard times. Every time I dropped the soap.
Charmey: *eyes and mouth are wide open* OH MY GAWD!!
Shadow: That's the real world son. You better get used to it bitch!!
Charmey: Vector!!!
Shadow: You tell that annoyingly voiced alligator anything I told you I swear I will rip off your head and sh*t down your neck. Got that!!
Charmey: *nodes*
9th joke
General: Time to die Shadow!*shoots gun*
Shadow: *waves* Over here
General: Then who did I shoot?
GUN Soldier: AHHHHHHHHH!!! My leg*rolling around in pain*
General: Opps!
10th joke
Sonic:*runs up to Shadow* Heya Shadow!
Shadow: What now!?
Sonic: I was wondering...how did you survive that fall from Ark?
Shadow: Well it's like this...
Sonic: Yes!
Shadow: I had an extra life.
Sonic:*anime falls*
The end! Black out!
Shadow: Raciest mother fu..
camera:*turns off*
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