(( I got the Lyrics from Avenue Q's If You Were Gay, I don't really think anyone would be familure with this musical.))
Organization Story (Musical)
Cast and Description:
Marluxia (Rod): A man who is seemingly gay.
Demyx (Nicky): A man who believes Marluxia is gay and tries to find a way to make him admit it.
Orginazation Story (Musical)
Act Five
CASTLE OBLIVION LIBRARY LIGHTS UP
CURTAIN
LIGHT CUE #1 UP
LIGHT CUE #1 DOWN
SCRIM at front of scene MUSIC, LIGHT CUE #2
Marluxia is sitting on the left side of the red velvet couch in the library alone with a book in his hands.
Marluxia: (Relaxed) Aah, an afternoon alone with My favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?
Demyx walks in stage right and stops at the couches right.
Demyx: Oh,hi ‘Luxia!
Marluxia: Hi Demyx.
Demyx: Hey ‘Luxia, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
Marluxia: That's very interesting.
Demyx: He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!
Marluxia: Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?
Demyx: Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, ‘Luxia...
Marluxia: (Annoyed) I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read.
Demyx: Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, ‘Luxia. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
Marluxia: I don't want to talk about it, Demyx! This conversation is over!!!
Demyx: Yeah, but...
Marluxia: OVER!!!
Demyx: Well, okay, but just so you know —
MUSIC CUE: IF YOU WERE GAY
(Singing)
If you were gay that’d be okay.
I mean ‘cause, hey. I’d like you anyway.
Because you see, if it were me,
I would feel free to say that I was gay.
(But I’m not gay.)
Marluxia: (Annoyed) Demyx, please! I am trying to read....What?!
(Singing)
Demyx:
If you were queer,
Marluxia: Ah, Demyx!
Demyx:
I’d still be here,
Marluxia: Demyx, I'm trying to read this book.
Demyx:
Year after Year
Marluxia: Demyx!
Demyx:
Because you’re dear to me,
Marluxia: Argh!
Demyx:
And I know that you,
Marluxia: What?
Demyx:
Would except me too,
Marluxia: I would?
Demyx:
If I told you today, “Hey! Guess what, I’m gay!”
(But I’m not gay)
I’m happy just being with you.
Marluxia: (Ignoring) High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
Demyx:
So what should It matter to me
what you do in bed with guys?
Marluxia: Demyx, that's GROSS!
Demyx
(Talking)
No it's not!
(Singing)
If you were gay I’d shout hooray!
Marluxia:I am not listening!
Demyx
And here to stay,
Marluxia: La la la la la!
Demyx:
But I wouldn’t get in your way..
Marluxia: Aaaah!
Demyx
You can count on me to always
Be beside you everyday,
To tell you it’s okay,
You were just born that way,
And as they say:
It’s in your DNA, you’re gay!
Marluxia: (Yelling) BUT I'M NOT GAY!
Demyx: If you were gay.
Marluxia: Argh!
CURTAIN