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[Pheonex]

Just found out I'm 8th grade valedictorian(ughhhhh) and I have to write a stupid speech to read in front of hundereds of people. Anybody have any ideas what I can talk about or any speeching tips? Thanks

 

[Bukkake Sensei]

Just found out I'm 8th grade

Stopped reading.

 

[Massive Attack]

regardless of topic, a good speech needs

• strong white supremacist views
• pop culture jokes (not swine flu. that's just gay)
• to mention how Hitler "had the right idea"

 

[Pheonex]

I'm sure the principal will love the Hitler idea...*Sarcasm*

 

[keybladelegacy]

Stopped reading.

Thats what schools are for.

regardless of topic, a good speech needs

• strong white supremacist views

• pop culture jokes (not swine flu. that's just gay)
• to mention how Hitler "had the right idea"

Thats how they turn off the mic.

Anyway you should just have an opening speech about your school then how you prepare then close it with im proud of being the 8th grade valedictorian

 

[Et Cetera]

YouTube - Zach's Valedictorian Speech

 

[Apollo]

Select a minority that's within your class, and just make jokes about it through out the whole speech.

 

[sassysis10]

Hm...i'm trying to remember my 8th grade graduation. I would talk about growing up, experiences, stuff that other students could relate to. Talk about first entering the school and leaving it now. Crack a joke now and then, you don't have to be dead serious the entire time. Just relax and talk about what you think is important.

 

[keybladelegacy]

Select a minority that's within your class, and just make jokes about it through out the whole speech.

Makeing jokes about the minority that would be so sick.

 

[Pheonex]

YouTube - Zach's Valedictorian Speech

That is so something i would do.

 

[Deleted member 36435]

this is geno; he doesn't like minorities you should make your speech on him.

 

[scubasteve]

Just found out I'm 8th grade valedictorian(ughhhhh) and I have to write a stupid speech to read in front of hundereds of people. Anybody have any ideas what I can talk about or any speeching tips? Thanks

Based on this sentence, I find it hard to believe you are class valedictorian.

 

[Aegis]

"Well, considering I'm unsure as to what to write, so I would like my fellow classmates to repeat after me:

I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause (oooh)
I will travel across the land
Searchin' far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside! (Power inside!)

Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
(Gotta catch 'em) Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right!
There's no better team
Arm and arm, we'll win the fight!
It's always been a dream!

Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
(Gotta catch 'em) Gotta catch 'em (Pokemon!)

Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
(I'll catch you!)
(Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all!
Pokemon!"

 

[Aucune Raison]

get naked

 

[Apollo]

Based on this sentence, I find it hard to believe you are class valedictorian.

She's from Alabama.

 

[scubasteve]

"Well, considering I'm unsure as to what to write, so I would like my fellow classmates to repeat after me:

I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause (oooh)
I will travel across the land
Searchin' far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside! (Power inside!)

Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
(Gotta catch 'em) Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right!
There's no better team
Arm and arm, we'll win the fight!
It's always been a dream!

Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
(Gotta catch 'em) Gotta catch 'em (Pokemon!)

Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
(I'll catch you!)
(Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all!
Pokemon!"

ROTFLMFAO