As the hour of midnight drew closer and closer more and more guests got ready to leave to return home to their families. Apparently Noelle did make good use of the misteltoe. And it was in the most unlikley places. One ended up in the bathroom
not that two people would be in there...at least we hope. But some were stuck to the underside of cups, some wereplastered against the wall, some were traditionally hung over doorways. Tidus and Yuna ended up having to kiss when Tidus found a misteltoe under his cup and Yuna happened to be next to him. He was going to refuse to in all his blushingness but a crack of a whip made him hide behidn Yuna. Same with Irvine and Selphie, Seifer and Namine, Leon and Rinoa, etc. So as Christmas was 2 hours away everybody got in to their cars. After Kaze, and Kairi had to bow them out the door and say, "Ya'll come back now!"
Sora started making a habit of carrying his video camera whereever he went. It was 10:00 so Riku, Sora, Noelle, Megan, Elf, and Elf stared at each other not knowing what to do. Until Riku, and Sora glanced at Kairi and Kaze and started laughing. Kaze proceeded to bash his head against the wall, "God.Kill.Me.Now." "What should we do?" Riku asked as his laughter subsided.
"I HAVE AN IDEA!" Noelle said as she stuck her index finger in the air. They all let out a slow 'yes?' " A REAAALLY COOL IDEA!" THey all said,
"Yes?" "A REALLY AWSOME UBER COOL IDE-!" "TELL US THE GOD DAMN IDEA!" Sora shouted. Noelle gave him a 'RAWR-gimme-a-cookie look'
"LETS WATCH VAN HELSING!" She shouted. ((
Random Stupid Blah-Blah:SA:
THAT MOVIE PWNED ALL DRACULA/WOLFMAN/FRANKYSTEIN MOVIES! TIS MAH FAV MOVIE!Actually im watchin it as we speak XD))
They all agreed, "HUGH JACKMAN HERE WE COME!" Megan said. Noelle clapped twice, "Slovack!" She called. The Russian Butler came out, "Yes?"
"Can ya get us some corn pop?' She asked. Sora perked his head up, "Oh we got biscotti too!"
Noelle nodded, "And 6 Smooth Ben Scotts with a yellow strawberry on top Please!" SHe said. Riku, Kaze and Megan exchanged a 'wtf mate?' look at the strange lingo. Slovack noddded, "Comin' right up." "TO ZE COUCH!" Noelle said and marched. Riku glared at Sora, "You bastard. You gave her sugar didnt you?" Sora whistled idly, "Maybe.." Riku slapped a hand to his forehead. "YES TO THE COUCH! BATMAN THEME!" Megan said and pulled Kaze along by his elf-skirt...thing.
The 'garnormous' flat screen tv in the Strife's living room reflected the Xmas tree lights. The expensive red couch sat in the center close to the tv. Everybody sat down...or attempted. Sora sat but was soon shoved off his own couch. Kaze tried to sit but Megan was hugging him so tight he fell over on to the coushion. Riku also tried to sit but as soon as he did Noelle sat on his lap. Kairi sat down and pulled Sora off the floor. "Can we watch Titanic after?" Kairi asked. "LEOOOOOO!" Megan weeped and hugged Kaze as if
he was Leonardo Dicaprio. Everyone nodded. Riku and Sora and Kaze exchanged looks which clearly read, "Greeeeaaat we get to be their tissues." So they turned on the uber cool Van Helsing!
Slovack returned with the bowls of biscotti and 6 strawberry-banana smoothies. Kaze muttered something about, "Rich Starbuck importing communists.?"
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Sora clapped and the lights shut off. Noelle clapped 3 times and the couch reclined comfortably backwards. So the movie started. Megan at one point made Kaze's smoothie go up his nose whenshe hugged him out of fear of the sudden vampire-baby pop up. Kaze choke, "DAMN *cough* IT!" His nose was covered in yellow/pink goo. "MAH NOSE IS COLD!" He roared and many chouroses of, "SHUT UP!" Answered him. THe movie ended (
I would go in depth but in case anybody was going to see it I shall not spoil it) By the end Megan and Kairi were weeping. Noelle having seen it about 34590435-9-69-9-459-495694- times did not. but she did hte first time she saw it. (
Damn straight I did that was a sad ass movie! T_T))
So they turned on Titanic. At the begining when htye find the painting Sora shouted, "HOLY CRAP ITS PORN!" Many sweatdrops occured. The ywatched Leonardo in all his surpeme hawtness. Soon the iceberg the size of a behemoth struck the boat ((This is what really happened
First Mate: Captian we're about to hit an icerberg sir!"
Captain: Not now Im admiring my boat.
First mate: Captian I am going to change course so we do not crash to our icy cold wet doom-
Captain: NO! RAWR MAH SHIP!
First Mate:...Aye Aye Captain Stoobing ))
So why Rose and Jack were getting jiggy with it in a car the iceberg hit the boat. THey had quite wanted to skip the drawing scene but Sora kept shouting, "HOLY CRAP SHES NAKED!"
So they watched it much to their displeasure. Kaze and Riku pretended to be looking the other and Sora kept staring at the tv with his eyes the size of pamela anderson's gazoombas....well he just happened to be staring at some of those...how ironic. The girls looked the other direction appalled by the boys perverted behavior. THey soon noticed that the guys were fisgeting more often then normal. Megan took a slow look at Kaze who was for some reason leaning on her. Kairi watched in horror as Sora put an arm around her. Noelle was taking her hair out of the pig-tails when she stopped short with her eyes as wide as possible. She slowly turned her head to look at Riku with a mortified expression, "Poptart....W-what THE HELLL...d-do you think youre doing...?" Rik ulooked at her completely unaware of what she was speakig of. "I t-think I'm gonna s-sit on the couch for a while..." SHe said looking ill. Lets not forget where she was sitting XD XD
Megan and Kairi finally understood why the guys were acting so odd. They were acting like this because they were hitting on them! THey was hitting on them because they were horny. THey are horny because they are males. "OMIGOD!" They girls screamed They inched away from SOra, RIku and Kaze. "YOU PERVERTED LITTLE BAKAS!" They stayed on the other side of the room far far away from the males with raging hormones. THat is until Leo and Rose were in the water. At that poitn they ran bakc over to hold on to the perverted little felllows and start to sniffle.
The last they saw of ol' Leo Dicaprio he was sinking to the crushing black oblivion of Davy Jones locke- Oops sorry wrong movie!
AS Rose tried to shake the lifeless Jack awake tears streamed down Noelle, Kairi and Megan's cheeks. Riku and Kaze and Sora gave each other looks. AS Rose let him go the began to sob. Megan buried her face in Kaze's shiny golden locks and cried as Kaze akwardly patted her shoulder. Kairi held on to Sora's shirt and cried on it. Noelel buried her brow nhead in Riku's nck and cried. Riku and Sora gave each other the, 'what the hell do we do?' look. They patted their saddened friends. "its okay. Its just a movie. Shhh." Riku whispered as he rocked the heartbroken girl bakc and forth like a child. Kaze and Sora tried to be as comforting but...well they soudned as bad as a dying cat with a harmonica up its ass.
Megan seemed to enjoy the affection Kaze was giving her and huggled him as he rubbed her back. Whe the movie ended and old wrinkly prune Rose was lettign the blue heart of the ocean jewl fall in to the ocena the girls all screamed and sobbed,
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
THe first bell chimed for 12 am. Christmas was here!
hahahah I couldnt resist the drawing part XD XD. Ill update tmrw.