GO AND READ THE TOPIC IN THE KH2 SECTION "WILL KH2 SUCK?" yOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHERE I'M COMING FROM.
This is funny:
Sora just walks out of the memory pod, then kairi appears out of nowhere and says she hates him, slaps him, then kicks him in the manhood, she then falls in love with Namine and they adopt Donald as a pet...
Riku and Sora kill each other when Riku got a paper cut and accidentally got some of the blood in Sora's mouth and they both die of AIDS
Goofy becomes goth because he has no friends and he's a freakin loser, and eventually commits unintentual suicide when he takes too many flintstone vitamins
Mickey gets caught up in a drug ring and get's killed in a gummi ship driveby
Minne is a widow and was eventually murdered by chip and dale when they pushed her into the gears of their gummi ship thing... the cops never found all the peices...
Chip and Dale are sent to prison and die because chipmunks don't even live that long
All the FF characters catch a new breed of virus called "Squaresucksaritis" that only affects them, and they all die slowly and painfully
Oh yea, one day, one of those letters that pluto carries around (that he never even freakin delivers) was filled with cocaine and pipe bombs.... so he died....
BHK also dies from AIDS/HIV since he contracts it from Sora after molesting and raping him
Axel goes to jail for murder, and becomes someone's bitch for the rest of his life
Xaldin and Demyx go out, until someone burns them alive [coughAXELcough]
The new female is being haunted by Larxene's ghost until she commits suicide
DiZ works at Disneyland, until the "Snow White" incident. Something about a Colombian cartel, and cocaine .It was on the news. He died a month later because everyone else dies.
Ansem lives because he's cool.
Oh yeah, Donald runs into EM, and GEU. They have roasted duck for dinner. Unknowingly, Donald had the clap. So EM goes to Halloween Town, and finds Santa Clause. So he can grant him a dying wish, Santa says no, and they both die. GEU looks at the WB frog [who has nothing to do with anything] and blows up.
I go to jail for choking Selphie to death for being so mufugly [before “Squaresucksaritis”]
BHK’s friends fell off of the Twilight Town tower. Nuff sed
The trix rabbit launches nukes, and blows up every planet in the multi-verse. So no more KH2
This is funny:
Sora just walks out of the memory pod, then kairi appears out of nowhere and says she hates him, slaps him, then kicks him in the manhood, she then falls in love with Namine and they adopt Donald as a pet...
Riku and Sora kill each other when Riku got a paper cut and accidentally got some of the blood in Sora's mouth and they both die of AIDS
Goofy becomes goth because he has no friends and he's a freakin loser, and eventually commits unintentual suicide when he takes too many flintstone vitamins
Mickey gets caught up in a drug ring and get's killed in a gummi ship driveby
Minne is a widow and was eventually murdered by chip and dale when they pushed her into the gears of their gummi ship thing... the cops never found all the peices...
Chip and Dale are sent to prison and die because chipmunks don't even live that long
All the FF characters catch a new breed of virus called "Squaresucksaritis" that only affects them, and they all die slowly and painfully
Oh yea, one day, one of those letters that pluto carries around (that he never even freakin delivers) was filled with cocaine and pipe bombs.... so he died....
BHK also dies from AIDS/HIV since he contracts it from Sora after molesting and raping him
Axel goes to jail for murder, and becomes someone's bitch for the rest of his life
Xaldin and Demyx go out, until someone burns them alive [coughAXELcough]
The new female is being haunted by Larxene's ghost until she commits suicide
DiZ works at Disneyland, until the "Snow White" incident. Something about a Colombian cartel, and cocaine .It was on the news. He died a month later because everyone else dies.
Ansem lives because he's cool.
Oh yeah, Donald runs into EM, and GEU. They have roasted duck for dinner. Unknowingly, Donald had the clap. So EM goes to Halloween Town, and finds Santa Clause. So he can grant him a dying wish, Santa says no, and they both die. GEU looks at the WB frog [who has nothing to do with anything] and blows up.
I go to jail for choking Selphie to death for being so mufugly [before “Squaresucksaritis”]
BHK’s friends fell off of the Twilight Town tower. Nuff sed
The trix rabbit launches nukes, and blows up every planet in the multi-verse. So no more KH2