Fanfiction ► KH in Highschool

[Kingdom2917]

lol. Yes Sora got caught I wonder what he will do to try to get Kairi back (If he does try), Cleo's cousin's.... omg, and Riku walking down a street naked how could this stroy get any better!?

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

finally

Meanwhile...
Chelsea:rings doorbell)
An old man opens th door .Lets call him 'Pa' short for grandpa.
Pa: opens door) Yesssss?
CHelsea:Would you be interested in buying some chocolate from-
Pa: NO!
EVerytime he talks,he accidentally spits on Chelsea.
Chelsea: ughh
Pa:Nooo!This!I cant believe its finally happening!After all these years!Theyre sending recruits from..WHere were you born,sweetie?
Chelsea:wipes spit off face)3rd district.
Pa:THIRD DISTRICT!!!Youre hear to assassinate me!I know it!
CHelsea:I just want to sell some chocolate-
Pa:CHOCOLATE?!?!?
CHelsea:wipes spit off face)-
Pa:Look at dese!
He takes his dentures out(da fake teeth)
Pa:Look!Iiiii cannnn' eaaahh' schocolih' wihhhh' eeeaaaaase!(puts dentures back in)
Translation:Look!I cant eat chocolate with these!
CHelsea:Sorry,I-
Pa:Noo!(gets shot gun)Ive been saving this one for you!(cocks gun)
Chelsea:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!(runs)
Pa:rolls in wheel chair)Ill get you,i will!
His wheel chair goes down the steps and tips him over out of it.
Chelsea:runs)
Pa:...(dies)
...Thats DAMN FUNNY!
Cloe:runs into Cleo's room)
Cleo dont got no clothes on!Ahahaha!
Cleo:BUGAR!(hops on bed and gets under covers)
Cloe:Whoa!
Cleo:I just got out of the shower,what do u want?!
Cloe:My bad-
Cleo:Werent you at Aunt Linda's house?!
Cloe:I WAS!I went there,but Riku was there!
Cleo:What?!
CLoe:And he wudnt sellin no chocolate either!He was buttnaked!
Cleo:You-
Cloe:You need to break up with him,Cleo!He's cheating on you!
Cleo:...
Cloe:Thats all i wanted to say.
Cleo:Well. Go away!
Cloe: Okay.(hides)
Cleo gets up to change clothes,Cloe stands behind the door watching.
Woop!
Don:writes down fake orders)Yup!Im-a win this!Then all them other boys will be jealous!
Yeah rite.
Don:But they can kiss my a-
Apple!
Don:Hahahahah!Ooh!I cant wait!This is just so easy!Im gun' win!
D-mom: Donald!Dinner is ready!
Don:Im busy woman!I have prioraties,ya know!
D-mom: Donald,I order you to come down!You spent all your time in that room yesturday,now come down!!!
Don:Grrr!Go suck a cock or something!
D-mom:WHAT!How dare you talk to your mother like that?!
Don:Becus im gonna win,and ill be so fine that even you will want me in your bed!
D-mom:kay,have fun! (sits on couch)
Don:Ahahah.She's so dumb-
His hand cramps up.
Don:AAGH!(drops pen)GASP!(hand trembles)No!I must keep writing!I must!
Loser.Loser.Loser.LOSER!
kairi:is crying)Sniff.
Kairi is looking out her window at Sora,who of course is in his bedroom getting high.
Sora:smokes cigarrette)Ahhh.
kairi:cries)... (gets cell phone)
Sora:trips over books)Ow.
kairi calls Sora's house.
S-mom:answers phone)hello?
kairi:i think you should have a look at your son.
S-mom:Wha?
kairi:hangs up)
She goes back to staring at Sora.
S-mom: (hangs up)Thats weird.Sora's probably just playing some dumb game on me again.
She goes upstairs to Sora's bedroom.
Sora:looks in mirror)... Ay you talkin ta me?!?Are YOU talking to ME?!
S-mom: (peaks in)
Sora:I cant believe this.(smokes)You-
S-mom:gasp!
Sora:you dun messed up now!I dont play dat shi-
S-mom:SORA!(comes in)
Sora:Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
S-mom:stands infront of him)What do you think u are doing?
Sora:Enjoying myself.(smokes joint and blows the smoke in her face)
S-mom:smacks him)
SoraAYAMN!
S-mom:I will not have this in my house!Its disrespectful!!!Youre 14!
Sora:baby,im 839928.(smokes cigarrette)
S-mom:Give me that!(snatches his joint)Well have a talk with your father!
Sora: Dont nobody wanna talk to him!
She takes him by his ear and pulls him downstairs.
kairi:Sigh.Maybe she can straighten you out.(lays on bed)

BUSTED MUTHAF**KER!

 

[Super Sonic]

XD,another good addition Gabe,keep it up ^^

 

[Kingdom2917]

Keep going.

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

Keep going.

ew ahahah lol rotflmfao heheh. yes dear. xD

Meanwhile...Johnny is walking down the street,just looking pale and hynotized...probably from being raped.
Johnny:eye twitches).(walks)
Oooooookay?
He walks to Cleo's house.Cleo is brushing her hair.
Johnny:knocks on door)...
Cloe: opens door)...Hi Johnny!
Johnny:goes in)...
Cloe:Are you okay?
Johnny;nods)
Cloe:Uh Cleo is in the bathroom brushing her hair.
Johnny:goes to bathroom)...
Cleo:Hi Johnny!
Johnny:I got raped!(hugs her)
Cleo: What-
Johnny:And I liked it!(squeezes her)-
(squeezes kairi angel)
Cleo:uh,maybe we should go to my room.
They go in her room and talk...and lock Bugar out.
Cloe:Hhmp!(goes to watch TV)
Cleo:WHo did it?!
Johnny:I dont know,but he was HOT!!!And he had a huge -
Cloe:watches TV)HAHAHAHAH!
Cleo: Oh...Thats nice...But what happened?!
Johnny:I was selling chocolate and he answered the door naked andi couldnt resist!
Cleo:So what did you do?!
Johnny:I went in and started undressing!He tossed me on the couch and then he started sucking my-
Cloe:watches tv)AHAHAHAHAH!
Johnny:-but then he took out a gun and pointed it to my head!And he told me not to tell anybody and raped me!
Cleo:Wow...
Johnny:And it felt so good!
Cleo: pats his back)Welll to me it seems you practically offered yourself to him by going in there!
Johnny:I know!Im a slut!
Cleo:No youre...Youre just horny.
Johny:Guilty as charged. but now,Im not sure i wanna be gay.
Cleo:Really?(puts hand on his leg).(rubs his leg)
Johnny:I think i wanna be straight.
Cleo:Thats sound like a good idea to me.(bites lip).(glides finger along his crotch)
Johny:I wanna like girls!
Cleo:Thats great!(pulls on his pants zipper)
Johnny;They wouldnt call me a faggot then!
Cleo:unzips his pants)Thats wonderful-
Johnny:WHat the hell are you doing?!
Cleo:You said you wanna like girls!(un buttons his pants)I can help you.(kisses him)
Johnny:Ugh!Wait!(pulls away)
Cleo:What are you so afraid of?!
Johnny:Im not ready yet!(runs out)
Cloe:bye Johnny!(watches TV)
CLeoammit!...(looks out window)Bye Johnny!See ya later.
Johnny:runs)
At the hospital...
Dexter: (cleans new glasses off)Aheheheh.
All the doctors are buying chocolate from Dexter.
1Doctor:I like white chocolate!(gets Dexter's order form)
Nurse:Such a cute little kid.(kisses Dexter's cheeck)
Dexter:blush)
2Doctor:I want five bars!
1Doctor:Youll get fat.
1Doctor:Like yo mama!
Dexter: AAAAHHHHAHAHAHAH!(falls off chair) (faints)...-
1Doctor:Kid?(pokes Dexter)
Dexter has alot of orders.

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

More please.

Fatchot: Okay,children!Bring me your fund raising money!
Don sprints to her desk with his orders.
DOn;gives her the order form)See,Ms.Fatshit!Look at all my orders!
Fatchot:Im impressed,Don.Now where's the money?
Don:The money!What money?!
Fatchot:You were supposed to have collected money with the orders!Didnt the people pay you for the chocolate?!
Don: I dont have the money!NOOOOOOO!
Fatchot: SIT DOWN YOU LITTLE PEST!
Don:cries)I was gonna win!I was gonna be handsome!
Fatchot:SIT DOWN!
Don: (sits down and cries)
RIku goes up.
Riku:I had like seven orders,but there were these naked girls who took it all!They ate the chocolate too!They made me get naked and then they-You wanna know what they did with the chocolate?!They melted it and put it on my-
Fatchot:SIT DOWN!
Riku:...(sits down)
Cleo gives Fatchot her money,then kairi,than Dexter.
Dexter's order form is crowded with names and he actually has all the money.
Fatchot:Wow,Dexter.
Dexter:gulps)
Fatchot:I do believe you have sold the most-
Don:NO!!!(goes up to Dexter)I sold the most!I won!ME!Not him!I should get the make over,not him!He'll never be handsome!He's a NERD!!!
Dexter:... ... (cries)
Thats the first time Dexter noticed that it was his classmates who treat him like durt.
Chelsea:Look what you did,Don!You made him cry!
Dexter:
kairi: Don,you stupid jerk!Sit down and shutup!
Sora:sleeps)
Don:Well!Well you all are always pulling jokes on him!
Riku:But WE didnt make him cry!
Don: Grr.Stop crying,sissy!
Fatchot;go to the office!
Don:I aint-
fatchot:Chelsea,go with him to make sure he DOES go to the office-
Chelsea:Uhg!
fatchot:GO!
Chelsea: Yes ma'am.(gets up and gets a hall pass)Come on,Don.
Don: Okay,baby.
Chelsea:smacks him with the hall pass)AND SHUTUP!
they go down the hallway.
Fatchot:Kairi,get Dexter into his seat.
Dexter:weeps)
kairi:Yes ma am.
Kairi takes Dexter to his seat and picks him up and puts him in it.
Dexter: puts head down and cries)
Nobody messes with Dexter for the rest of the day.
In the office-
Principal:So,Donald!Why are you in here?!
Don:Becus i made a dork cry.
Principal:Hmm.I know the real reason!You pulled my good friend,Chelsea,into the bathroom and attempted to mallest her,didnt you?!
Don:I didnt know the cameras we-
Principal:You ignored her screams!just so you could get some booty! "Agh!Stop it Donald!" "Shutup,baby,you know you want it." Rite?!And she kicked you in the ball sack and you fell out while she got away.She told Ms.Fatchot and she sent you both to the here!
Don:No I-
Chelsea:Thats exactly what happened!
Don: ....
Principal:Rite,Chelsea,you may go back to class.
Chelsea:gets up)See ya-
Don:But-
Chelsea:leaves)
Principal:Im tired of you little children getting freaky in the restrooms!(writes a refferal)Youre suspended for tomorrow.Get out.(hands him the paper)
Don:but-
Principal:Get out of my office,Freak!!!
Don:runs out)...
Principal:... ... Yess.We will win!We will triumph over these perverted little beings!But we must be patient!
Don:looks at refferal)... ...Chelsea,you dun' ed with the wrong kid.
...Yeah rite,yo dubass aint gonna do shit.
In chemistry class-
Cleo:mixes chemicals)Im just saying that-
Riku:Saying what?!
Cleo:that maybe...us getting together was a mistake.
Riku:You just dont understand.
Cleo: Dont understand what?!
Teacher:you may now drink from your solutions.
Cleo:Maybe we-
Riku:grabs the cup and drinks from it) -
Cleo:No!Im not finished with that!Riku!
Riku: (swallows it)
Cleo: ...
Riku: ...
Cleo:Are you okay?
Riku:...Yeah im good.Uhh,what were you saying?
Cleo:Oh...Um.I was saying that we sorta rushed into-
Riku:stomach growls) (gets dizzy)Whooooa.
Cleo:And even though I really enjoyed..it...I just-Are you sure youre okay?!
Riku:IM FINE!What...What do you want?!?!
Cleo:I think we should -
Riku: passes out and falls)-
Cleo:-break up-Riku!
All the girls scream,including Johnny.
Teacher: Dont panic!DONT PANIC!
Johnny: panics)Agh!Save me!(gets under table)
Cleo:Gets on Riku)Look!Riku,we dont have to break up!Im sorry!Get up!
She's poisened him!
teacher:Move over!(grabs Riku)Boy!Wake up!
Riku: pours sweat)
Teacher:What did you do to him?!
CLeo:Nothing!He drank the chemicals before i had put the last two in!He kept saying he was okay and then he dropped!
Teacher:Come on.(picks RIku up)We need to get him to the hospital.
Cleo:helps hold RIku)Whats wrong with him?!
Teacher:Could be food poisening,could be worse.Chelsea,take charge.
They carry Riku to the office.
Sora:... Whoa.
Sora isnt high anymore.He slept it all off.
kairi:I hope he's okay.
Don:...That was funny!
...The teacher calls the hospital while Chelsea explains to the Principal.
RIku:lays there) (sweats)
Principal:Hmm.Isee.So you were getting freaky in the back of the classrom!
Cleo:What!!!
Principal:He was over whelmed with pleasure and-
Cleo: I dont believe this!
Principal:The orgasm was too much for him and he passed out and-
leo:snatches him by his collar)Look,you horny overgrown son of a bitch!
Principal: gulps)
Cleo:This aint one of your freaky deaky cases!He has something seriously wrong with him and all you can think of is sex!Nobody is getting freaky around here!What the hell is wrong with you?!
Principal:uh-
The ambulence people have come for RIku.two of them go and pull Cleo off the Principal.
Amb:grabs Cleo out)Come on,girly.
Principal:Thats rite!Get out of my office freak!hmph!
At the hospital...
Cleo is standing by Riku's bed,waiting for him to wake up.
Riku: -.-
RIku already puked up all that crap...It was nasty.Let me tell u what it looked like-
Cleo:... (sits in chair)-(falls out of chair)Ow! ...(gets up)...
She goes to look at his heart monitor.
Cleo: Oooooh!(walks in a circle around it)
Her feet get tangled in wires and cables and she falls.
Cleo:Ack!...-
Riku:WHat are you doing?!
Cleo:gets up)I fell...(goes over to him)
Riku:Why am i in here?
Cleo:becus you drank some potion stuyff from chemistry class before i was done with it and you fell out.
Riku: Oh...I dont remember that.
Cleo:Well.(takes his hand)Do you remember what I was talking to you about?
Riku:...No.
CLeo:ANy of it?
Riku:Nope.
CLeo:Good.Becuase i didnt mean it.(kisses him)
RIku:kisses her)
Its one of those soap opera kisses...

 

[Kingdom2917]

Keep going, and Gabe I can only vote once.

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

Keep going, and Gabe I can only vote once.

Back at skool-
Fatchot:And when you get there,you give them this coupon and this paper.
Dexter:weezes)
Fatchot:You mite have to wait a while but youll get your make over,okay?
Dexter:sniffles)Okay.
Fatchot:And just let me know if any of your classmates give you any more problems.
Dexter:weezes)Okay.
Fatchot:Good boy...Now SIT DOWN!!!
Dexter: (runs to seat)...
Later,last period-
Fatchot:And your homework is bla bla bla-
Blah+Blah= f**k....I bet you didnt know that.
Cleo and Johnny are passing notes.
CLeo:writes "Maybe tomorrow" and passes it)
Johnny:writes "Okay,hun.Did you break up with Riku yet?")
THEYRE PASSING NOTES!!!
CLeo:"I couldnt!He was already in the hospital and i didnt want to hurt him.")
Johnny:"He wont be hurt.Cleo,he's using you for sex!thats all you mean to that boy!")
Cleo:"Thanks.Now i feel alot better,jackass.")
Johnny:"I tell it like it is,girl.")
Cleo:"Wanna know how it really is?")
Johnny:"What?")
Cleo:"I dont want Riku anymore.I want you.")
Johnny:"But im still gay!")
CLeo:"You wont be gay after having me.")
Johnny:...WHoa...Horny.(balls note up)
Cleo:whispers)WHy are u playing so hard to get?
Johnny:Cleo,hun,yourew rushing things.
Cleo:youre just going tooo slow for me.(fiddles with his shirt collar)I like things fast.(massages his shoulders)
Johnny: Girlfriend,you need to slow down.You still have the title of the class whore.
Cleo: Fine.Have it your way.(stops touching him)
Johnny:mumbles)Somebody got drunk AND horny.
Cleo:I heard that!
Fatchot:And you better do the homework!!!!!
Don:Or what?
Fatchot:SHUTUP!
Don:But id rather shutup than do the homework-
Fatchot:SHUTUP,DON!
Don: Dang.Im glad i wont be here tomorrrow!
Fatchot: DON-
Bell goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriinnnnng!
Don:Hahaaa!(runs out)
Fatchot:grr!!
Cleo:rubs hands thru Johnny's hair)Bye Johnny. (walks out)
Johnny:...FInd a happy place,find a happy place,find a happy place.(packs stuff)
Chelsea:WHat afterskool activity shall we participate in now,Ms.Fatchot?
Fatchot:I was thinking...golf,CHelsea.What do you think?
Chelsea;Excellent choice,ma am.I always enjoy being your caddy.
Fatchot:Well i always enjoy watching you squirm around picking up the golf balls.
CHelsea;Its a great workout!Best friends forever!
Fatchot:Best friends forever!
Ewww...How can u be best friends with ur teacher!?!?teachers arent even real people!...OOH!My fav song coming on!
By the lockers-
Sora:leans against the lockers)
kairi: puts books up)..Sora?
Sora:WHat?
kairi:Are you okay?
Sora:Im tired.
kairi: oh...uh,do you wanna come over my house?My parents wont be home and you can rest all you want.
Sora:Well,i got things to do.
kairi:What?
Sora;Homework-
kairi:you could do it at my house.
Sora:No I-
kairi:You just wanna be alone?
Sora:Yeah.
kairi:To smoke?
Sora:Yea-No-I dont know!None of your business.
kairi: Okay...Um.Ill call you?
Sora:I mite not naswer,but okay.
kairi:kisses him)
Sora:Bye.(walks)
kairi: Bye.I love you.
Sora:Yeah...(leaves)
kairi:Man.(bangs head on locker)..
her and SOra share the same locker.
Tidus and Selphie walk by.
Selphie:hi,kairi!
kairi:hi.
Tidus:Where's Sora?
kairi:He left.
Selphie: Dont you two walk home together?
kairi:he wants to be alone.
Selphie:You can walk with us.
kairi:Thanks.
She joins them.
Dexter is making his way to the mall to get his makeover.
Dexter:skips) (pants)
...Nerd.
Dexter:skips into the mall)
he goes to a police officer.
Officer: .. You must be Dexter.
Dexter:hands him the coupon and papers)
Officer:Rite this way.
He takes Dexter to the "Beauty Studio".The workers greet him and get to work.
Lady:So,do you have fun at skool?
Dexter:Yes.(weeze)But i see things.
Lady:What kind of things?
Dexter;Evil things.Toturing me.Everywhere.
Of course the evil things are his classmates but i told you that he cant see that its his classmates being so mean to him.
Dexter:ANd Don. I REALLY hate Don.
Lady:..Ooookay.Lets get on that makeover,shall we?
Dexter:Make me beautiful.

 

[Kingdom2917]

Please post more Gabe.

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

I will be back at midnight and I will post more. Ya know, kingdom, I gave you some rep power.

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

bitches

http://s2.phpbbforfree.com/forums/thefamily.html

Lets see what Don is doing-
Don:reads a magazine)
Titled "How to Win women" five easy steps;Be like KingGabriel Be like KingGabriel Be like Kin-
DOn:Hm...Flowers...I can do that,
He goes outside and starts pulling flowers out of his mother's garden.
DOn:Yea yeah yeah!Flowers make the man!(pulls flowers up)
D-mom: plants flowers)... Donald!WHat in the world do you thiink ur doing?!
Don: Picking flowers!(pulls weeds up)for a girl!
D-mom:Welllllll,tahts really sweet of you but im planting these and youre ruining themmmmmm!
Don:Go lick a or something,im working!
D-mom:How dare you talk to me like that?!
Don:becus im going to bring home a fine girl and even youll want her in ur bed!
D-mom: Okay have fun.
DOn:Thats rite!...She's so dumb! Ahaha-
A small bug flies into his eye and into the socket somewhere.
DOn;Ack!(rubs eyes)
Hehe...ahahha.
In Sora's room.
Sora: opens pack of cigarrettes)...(sniffles) (gets a cigarrette)-
S-dad: opens door)-
Sora:tosses cigarrettes) WHat?!
S-dad:WHy are you raising your voice at me Sora?
Sora:Nothing.You just come marching into my room without knocking?
S-dad:Sora,have you done your homework yet?
Sora:Im gonna do it!Be patient.
S-dad:...i smell cigarrette smoke.
Sora:Uh.I guess i forgot to flush the tiolet again
He goes to the tiolet and flushes it.
Sora: Okay,bye.I cant work with you in here.
S-dad:...I dont want to find any more drugs in this room,Sora.
He closes the door and goes off somewhere.
Sora:Fine,ill make sure u dont find them,biatch.(lites cigarrette and smokes it)Ahhhh.
Tisk tisk tisk.
The next day,at skool,Sora and Kairi are walkign together.Sora isnt high rite now.
kairi:Are you feeling okay?
Sora:Yeah,why do you keep asking me that?
kairi:Well,you looked hungover or like you been high nad kinda...
Sora:Tired,im just tired.It has nottin to do with smokin.
kairi:Okay...Ive been meaning to talk to you...Uh.Im not sure we should still be seeing each other.
Sora:WHat?!
kairi:Well i was talking to RIku and he says your smoking could be hazardous to my health...And youve lied to me so many times...
Sora:Well,kairi,im sorry.Ive just been under alot of stress.I ont want you to leave me.How about this.You can comover to my house and we'll try and work this out.
Kairi:About you quitting cigarrettes?
Sora:Im going to try for you.
Kairi:Thanks Sora.
Sora:kisses her)
kairi:kisses him back)
They go to the building side by sie until-
Chelsea: Move(pushes them out of the way and walks to the skool)
Sora:Hey!
kairi:Excuse you!
Sora:Whats her problem?
kairi:Sheesh-
Don runs by with some flowers-.
Don:runs)The flowers make the man!The flowers make the man!
He runs and pushes Sora and starts following CHelsea.
Sora:HEY!!!
kairi:Jerk!
Dexter:skurries by).(weezes)Scuse me-
Kairi: ....
Dexter:runs)
kairi;Who was that?!
Sora:It was Dexter.
Kairi:Very funny.
They go inside.

Cough cough! Ack fanfic coming to an end! Ack nooooo!

 

[Kingdom2917]

What!, its coming to an end? No!!!!

 

[KingGabriel_VXI]

ack!

In the classroom.
Johnny:files nails)
Riku: (stares at Sora and kairi)
Cleo:looks at magazine)...
Don:holds up flowers)Look,Chelsea!I brought you some-
Chelsea:slams books down)Get out of my face,lil boy!!!
Don:...Would you rather have the weeds-
Chelsea:MOVE!go sit down!
Don:...(goes up to her)Aw come on.If i put it in your hair-
He reaches up to put a flower in her hair,but-
Chelsea:STOP IT!(smacks him)
Don: You little bitch-
Dexter walks in-
Cleo:drops magazine)WHoa.
Johnny:drops nail file) ...
Kairi:eye twitches)
Chelsea:Gasp!...Dexter?!(wipes tears from eyes)
Dexter:...(weeze)...(chuckles)hey,Chelsea.
They stare at Dexter.
Sora:
Riku:
Don: ...
The girls...and johnny crowd around Dexter.
Cleo:Wow you look great!(runs hands thru Dexter's hair)
Kairi:I never noticed how pretty your eyes were-
Johnny:How in the world did they do it-
Chelsea:You look amazing!
Cleo:More like sexy!
Dexter:blushes) Uhh...I..(weezes)
The principal walks in and the girls and jOhnny scatter to their seats.
Principal: (glares at all of them)Well,hello little children.
Class:Goodmorning!
Principal:How are you doing today?
Class:FIne!
Principal:GOOD!....Now im sure youre all wondering where your teacher is.
Chelsea:Sniff.
Principal:Ms.Fatchot,bless her heart,had a stroke.
Class:gasp!
Principal:And a seizure!
Class:Gasp!
Principal:And a heart attack!
Class:Gasp!!!
Principal:SO she will be out for a while.But not to worry.I have called a young man who has vollunteered to be your subsitute.
Chelsea:WHo is he?
Principal:Ahh,Mr.Slice.
Don don donnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Cleo: ooh!Sounds deliscious.
Principal:Now.Mr.Rocky will keep yall quiet. (walks circles around them)Hmm.
he walks up to Riku.
RIku: .....
Principal: .....hmmmm.
RIku:What?!
Principal:Hmph!(puts finger in RIku's face)Well son.Gettin any good boooty lately?
Rikurobably alot more than you have.
Principal:Im watching you.
he goes over to Cleo and starts staring at her.
Cleo:...(gulps)...
Principal:barks at her)Arf!
Cleo:Agh!
Principal: Ahahah. ... ... (goes over to Dexter)...you must be a new student.
Dexter:GASP!(hides under desk).(weezes)
Principal:hmm.(looks at Don)
Mr.Rocky is just standig there day dreaming.
Rocky:....
Principal: Didnt I suspend you?
Don:...(grins)No.
Principal:Grr...You little little little little-
he walks out mumbling.
Principal:Little little freaks!(goes to office)
ROcky:hello,CLASS!how ARE you toDAY?!
Class:Fine.
Rocky:Im you teacher for TODAY and I SAY,for HOMEroom,we go to THE gym and I watch YOU all kill each OTHER with MY balls.
DOn:snickers)
Rocky:What,SON?!DO you THINK this is funny?!How ABOUT this?
Don:What?
ROcky:The WHOLE class VIRSUS you!!!
Don:WHAT!
Everyone else is laughing at Don now.
In the gym-
Dexter:i have a doctors-
Rocky:NO!!!Not this TIME!get OUT there AND play!
Dexter: (runs to the court)
The girls...and Johnny crowd around him.
Cleo:Want me to protect your sensitive lil body from the ball?
kairi:No,I can help you stay hid from it.
Johnny:Im stronger!
Chelsea:But im your best friend!
Dexter:blushes)
Riku:glares at Dexter)
Sora: ....
Don:chews fingernails)Stupid nerd.
RIku:hey,Sora.
Sora:Huh?
RIku:I dont think we should cream Don.It seems Dexter is the one who doesnt know his place!(pops knuckles)
Don:YEAH!Spare me!He's the one who's flirting with out women!
Sora:Man you dont have a woman!
Riku: Johnny is his woman!
Sora: Ahahaha!
Don:Stop it!
Riku:Okay,here's the plan.You stay behind Dexter and we'll aim at yu but hit Dexter.
Don:How will you hit Dexter if you aim at ME?!
Riku:Shutup!
Don:And what if he turns around and hits me?!man he hits hard with that volley ball!
Riku;SHUTUP!!!(smacks him upside his head)
Rocky: Okay GOOOOOOOOO!(blows whistle)
Don:Aaaaaaaagh!(runs behind Dexter)
the girls chase Don with some tennis balls.
Don;runs)
Dexter:looks for Don) Where is he?!
Sora and RIku are trying to hit Dexter but they keep hitting Don.
Don: ow!!!What about the plan?!
Sora:Move over some!(throws dogde ball at Dexter)
Dexter:kicks the ball back at Sora)
The ball hits Sora and knocks him out-
Sora: (falls back)
RIku:...get up!
Kairi: Gasp! Sora!
kairi runs over to Sora.
Rocky:Sigh!YOU dumb kids dont KNOW how TO play!(jumps down from benches)Move.
kairi:shakes Sora)Sora get up!
Rocky: picks Sora up)WHats wrong with you,boy?!
Thats the military discipline rite dur.
Rocky:shakes Sora)You let a nerd TAKE you out?!I dont THINK SOOOO!
Sora:
Rocky:...Get your WEAK BEhind up and fight back!(drops Sora)
Sora:snores)
Rocky: He's OUT cold,guys.Get dressed.
They go to the locker rooms and get dressed.
kairi: (fans Sora)
Sora:snores)
Sora hasnt changed clothes cus he's out cold.
Sora:wakes up)...
kairi:Sora!!!(hugs him)I thought maybe you were unconscious or something!
Sora:wipes eyes)Man,I need a cigarrette.
kairi: (pushes him)Asshole!(gets up and goes to sit in bleachers)
Johnny:Mr.Rocky?
Rocky: (Its the fag!the sissy!grrr!A disgrace to men!)What?!
Johnny:Can me and Cleo go to the restroom?
Cleo: Hehe!
ROcky:...There are rules against gettin freaky in the restrooms,but i guess since ur gay,go ahead.
Johnny:Thankies!
They go to the restrooms,actually to roam the halls.
Johnny:looks in principal's office)Cleo,look!
The principal is talking to Mr.Slice.
Johnny:Thats the guy who raped me!!!(points at Mr.Slice)
Cleo:Really?!(looks)the principal?!
Johnny:The guy he's talking to!
Cleo: Ooh he IS hot!(bites lip)
Johnny:Whats he doing in the skool?!
Cleo:stares at Mr.Slice)Mmm-
Johnny: Probably looking for more kids to rape-
Cleo:stares).(licks lips)
Johnny:Sicko!
Cleo:fantasizes)
Johnny:CLEO!
Cleo:What?!
Johnny:He's coming!
Mr.Slice gets up,shakes the principal's hand,and walks toward the door.
Johnny:Look out!(hides and pulls Cleo back)
Slice:walks out office)Hmm...
Cleo:stares at him) ...
Slice:stats to walk around)
Cleo:trips him and funs infront of him)Oops!
They both fall.Ooooooh she didi that on purpose.
Slice:Whoa!
Mr.Slice lands on Cleo.
Cleo: Sorry.I wasnt looking where I was walking.
Slice:No,its okay.(gets up and helps her up)You okay?
CLeo:Yes.Are you going to be teaching here?
Slice:yes,Im Mr.Slice.Can you tell me where room 107 is?
Cleo:Its at the end of the hallway...
Slice:Thank you....Hi Johnny.(walks down hallway)
Johnny:See?!he knows my name!
Cleo:He is SO SEXY!!!
Johnny:He's a rapist!
Cleo:I hope he rapes me-
Principal:hey!What are you two doing out there?!
Cleo:Run!
Cleo and Johnny run to the gym.

 

[Kingdom2917]

Lol, Cleo hopes he rapes her.

 

[rikuishot333]

wat the hell happened to the rest?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[eughey]

is that all? noooooooooooooooooooo u cant cut me off now, i am like sora i am addicted.

 

[jcarlos]

noooooooooo it got erased !!!!! "sobs"

 

[rikuishot333]

ok the last thing that i read was when cleo fingered mr. slice what happened to the rest!?!?!?! ahhh please repost the rest soon!

 

[Oathkeeper1313]

NOOOO!! need...more phhhhhterterseteded

 

[yellowpurple]

Wait! You are going to come back and write more, right? I mean, does Cleos brother ever realy tell his sister that he loves her. And I know that Mr. Slice and Cleo get together, but how do they? And is Riku ever going to find a girl..and what about Sora and Kiari? and what happens with Johnny and Slice? You left so many unanswered questions, I really like this story, and dont want it to end.....