finally
Meanwhile...
Chelsea:rings doorbell)
An old man opens th door .Lets call him 'Pa' short for grandpa.
Pa: opens door) Yesssss?
CHelsea:Would you be interested in buying some chocolate from-
Pa: NO!
EVerytime he talks,he accidentally spits on Chelsea.
Chelsea: ughh
Pa:Nooo!This!I cant believe its finally happening!After all these years!Theyre sending recruits from..WHere were you born,sweetie?
Chelsea:wipes spit off face)3rd district.
Pa:THIRD DISTRICT!!!Youre hear to assassinate me!I know it!
CHelsea:I just want to sell some chocolate-
Pa:CHOCOLATE?!?!?
CHelsea:wipes spit off face)-
Pa:Look at dese!
He takes his dentures out(da fake teeth)
Pa:Look!Iiiii cannnn' eaaahh' schocolih' wihhhh' eeeaaaaase!(puts dentures back in)
Translation:Look!I cant eat chocolate with these!
CHelsea:Sorry,I-
Pa:Noo!(gets shot gun)Ive been saving this one for you!(cocks gun)
Chelsea:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!(runs)
Pa:rolls in wheel chair)Ill get you,i will!
His wheel chair goes down the steps and tips him over out of it.
Chelsea:runs)
Pa:...(dies)
...Thats DAMN FUNNY!
Cloe:runs into Cleo's room)
Cleo dont got no clothes on!Ahahaha!
Cleo:BUGAR!(hops on bed and gets under covers)
Cloe:Whoa!
Cleo:I just got out of the shower,what do u want?!
Cloe:My bad-
Cleo:Werent you at Aunt Linda's house?!
Cloe:I WAS!I went there,but Riku was there!
Cleo:What?!
CLoe:And he wudnt sellin no chocolate either!He was buttnaked!
Cleo:You-
Cloe:You need to break up with him,Cleo!He's cheating on you!
Cleo:...
Cloe:Thats all i wanted to say.
Cleo:Well. Go away!
Cloe: Okay.(hides)
Cleo gets up to change clothes,Cloe stands behind the door watching.
Woop!
Don:writes down fake orders)Yup!Im-a win this!Then all them other boys will be jealous!
Yeah rite.
Don:But they can kiss my a-
Apple!
Don:Hahahahah!Ooh!I cant wait!This is just so easy!Im gun' win!
D-mom: Donald!Dinner is ready!
Don:Im busy woman!I have prioraties,ya know!
D-mom: Donald,I order you to come down!You spent all your time in that room yesturday,now come down!!!
Don:Grrr!Go suck a cock or something!
D-mom:WHAT!How dare you talk to your mother like that?!
Don:Becus im gonna win,and ill be so fine that even you will want me in your bed!
D-mom:kay,have fun! (sits on couch)
Don:Ahahah.She's so dumb-
His hand cramps up.
Don:AAGH!(drops pen)GASP!(hand trembles)No!I must keep writing!I must!
Loser.Loser.Loser.LOSER!
kairi:is crying)Sniff.
Kairi is looking out her window at Sora,who of course is in his bedroom getting high.
Sora:smokes cigarrette)Ahhh.
kairi:cries)... (gets cell phone)
Sora:trips over books)Ow.
kairi calls Sora's house.
S-mom:answers phone)hello?
kairi:i think you should have a look at your son.
S-mom:Wha?
kairi:hangs up)
She goes back to staring at Sora.
S-mom: (hangs up)Thats weird.Sora's probably just playing some dumb game on me again.
She goes upstairs to Sora's bedroom.
Sora:looks in mirror)... Ay you talkin ta me?!?Are YOU talking to ME?!
S-mom: (peaks in)
Sora:I cant believe this.(smokes)You-
S-mom:gasp!
Sora:you dun messed up now!I dont play dat shi-
S-mom:SORA!(comes in)
Sora:Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
S-mom:stands infront of him)What do you think u are doing?
Sora:Enjoying myself.(smokes joint and blows the smoke in her face)
S-mom:smacks him)
SoraAYAMN!
S-mom:I will not have this in my house!Its disrespectful!!!Youre 14!
Sora:baby,im 839928.(smokes cigarrette)
S-mom:Give me that!(snatches his joint)Well have a talk with your father!
Sora: Dont nobody wanna talk to him!
She takes him by his ear and pulls him downstairs.
kairi:Sigh.Maybe she can straighten you out.(lays on bed)
BUSTED MUTHAF**KER!