KH CoM jokes!

[dragon_heart]

Hey every body i noticed in kh 2 there r jokes. So i thought i'd post one to the regular's in thos sectopn like me. So ill give the joke i used b4 in the other section it's about Riku and Mickey walking the twilight road. And tell others wat u think of their jokes. k here it is

*Riku and Mickey are walking the twilight road and camp out*
Riku:Hey mickey....
Mickey: ZZZZZZZ.....
Riku: HEY MICKEY!!!!!!!!!!
Mickey: *still sleeping...*
Riku:*turns to dark mode* *casts dark firaga*
Mickey: *Torched!* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*jumps into water* SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Mickey: What was that for?
Riku: Never mind that.... You're king right?
Mickey: NAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Riku: ......... So why do u help me instead of sitting on ur throne and doing nothing.
Mickey: Good idea! *Teleports away*
Riku: Hey!
Riku: ........ Why didn't he use that before so i didn't have to walk the road?

 

[Lost Heaven]

That's funny. I dunno if I'd rather be sitting on the thrown. I'd miss all the action!

 

[Winged Mirage]

Axel: (holding yellow flowers behind his back as he creeps up on Larxene)

Larxene: looks back) Wha'cha doing?

Axel: (jumps and hides flowers) Uh, nothing nothing

Larxene: Wha'cha got there? (peeks around him and sees flowers) Oh...uh...

Vexen: (taking notes ten feet away) Hmm..interesting...

Axel: What's so amazing?

Vexen: Hmm..it seems the red-maned male has gathered full-bloomed botanical lifeforms as some kind of offering to the fair one to start the mating ritual.....

Axel: (anime vein) Mating ritual my ass! (fries him)

Larxene: (zaps Vexen too) Mind your own damn business!

Vexen: (hair smoking and charred) It seems the subject has spotted me. I shall continue this at another time (runs off)

Axel: Yeah, you better run!


(I know it's stupid, but I hope you like it)

 

[dragon_heart]

ahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhah *wooh* very good. I'll make one this is ironically real

Me: And thats Kairi 1 year older
Friend: shes hotter in fact maybe ill date her
Me:k.......? Here's larxene she gets killed by Sora
Friend: Awwwww. but shes hot
Me: ummm...... k.......

This was a joke. I think. As for realness i dunno.

 

[Silverwolf1500]

Axel: (holding yellow flowers behind his back as he creeps up on Larxene)

Larxene: looks back) Wha'cha doing?

Axel: (jumps and hides flowers) Uh, nothing nothing

Larxene: Wha'cha got there? (peeks around him and sees flowers) Oh...uh...

Vexen: (taking notes ten feet away) Hmm..interesting...

Axel: What's so amazing?

Vexen: Hmm..it seems the red-maned male has gathered full-bloomed botanical lifeforms as some kind of offering to the fair one to start the mating ritual.....

Axel: (anime vein) Mating ritual my ass! (fries him)

Larxene: (zaps Vexen too) Mind your own damn business!

Vexen: (hair smoking and charred) It seems the subject has spotted me. I shall continue this at another time (runs off)

Axel: Yeah, you better run!


(I know it's stupid, but I hope you like it)

OMG, I love this joke!!! This just brightened up my day! (Well, technically night), but great joke!!!!

 

[snoopy qt]

winged mirage! luved ur joke so funny! u shud post sum more up

 

[Dancbanks]

-CoM where Sora meets Riku Replica, with Mr.T playing Riku, and Sora as himself-
Sora: Riku!
Mr.T: Thats me foo! And I'm here to save Naminé!
Sora: But, thats my job!
Mr.T: Sucka, if you get in my way I'm gonna pop those eyes outa your head and stick them up your ass so you can see me beat the crap outa you.
Director: CUT! CUT CUT CUT!
Mr.T: I'll cut you foo'!
Sora: Oh yes, kill me oh high master of the milk and gold.
Mr.T: Quit your jibba-jabber foo', im outa here.

Pretty random eh? Well, nothing else I could think of.

 

[Hero of Light]

thats crazy

 

[Hero of Light]

thanks for the sig

 

[Dancbanks]

Oi! sig stealer!

 

[Hero of Light]

not steal! borrowed

 

[Dancbanks]

Well, its against the rules I suggest you remove both of them before you get a permenant ban and an I.P ban.

 

[Hero of Light]

can't i just get rid of yours and keep the other one

 

[Dancbanks]

No, you will still get perm ban. You could have just asked me or somebody else that makes animation sigs to make YOU one. With YOUR name on it.

 

[sili~*]

HELLO?!?!?!
This is a thread about jokes!!!!
PM each other to settle it,OKAY?!?!
*clears throat*
Here's mine ^_^Y
after the ending of CoM:
Sora:Hi Kairi. *bats eyelashes*
Kairi:*stands there blinking, not making a sound*
Sora: Kairi!?! HELLO?!?
Kairi:*standing there as if she didn't hear him, and just looking at him...*
Sora: Forget you.*waves hand in disgust*
Namine: (Thinking)He said it! My holograph work! He will be mine!! All Mine!!!
Sora:BLAAAAA!!! *explodes*
Namine: Oops... wrong spell.
Real Kairi: *runs in* Sorry guys what I miss?

 

[dragon_heart]

Dancbanks im not a moderator settle it with midnighter or silh. settle it off the topic i won't hurt my record cuz hero of light is a sig stealer.

Here's another joke about Vexen and the crocidile hunter
Vexen: Crikey Mates! Today on Orginiztion hunter we are observing the rare gender confused mar!
Marluxia: ..........So then I willl control Sora by stealing his heart and having all of you die.
Axel: So we get killed to help you?
Marluxia: Don't think of it that way, think of it as all of us with power......
Vexen: I will try to see if this critter is a male or female.
Vexen:*checks to see* *don't ask me how.....* It's a man!
Marluxia: how dare you! *shoots petals everywhere*
Vexen: blimey he's getting feisty!
*Petals fly and hit Vexen in the face tickling him*
Vexen: Alright mates this critter is weak so ill go in for a closer look
Marluxia: *Matrializes Scythe* DIIIEEEEE!
Vexen: Blimey we better run things are out of hand see you all next time on Orginiztion hunter.

Commentary:
I made this because in the game for a while i didn't know if Marluxia was a boy or girl.
I based this off the idea of Winged Miracle. So he deserves as much credit for this joke as i do unless you think its bad then just accuse me for that.

 

[black acid]

this is mine's
sora:namine...na...AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...oh
*drops on the flour after geting his butt kiked by axel and zexion*
namine: axel why?!?
axel: that basterd took my cookie!!!!>-<
zex: me too!!!
goofy: I'll get you for this you coward...YEH-HA!!!
*axel beats the shit out of goofy*
danlend: NNNOOOOOOO111
*danlend gets his shit rocked by zexion*
bhk: namine,sora noooooo* bhk fight s axel and zexion
laxerne:time to join the party*laxrene,axel zexion beat the living shit of bhk. no I,m sreious as of right know his bleeding to death
namine: all this for a cookie.....damn you could have asked for mine
unknown212: no!!! don't do it it's TGIF(THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY)
namine: your point is?...
kero:it's not the cookie he want s cause it's a trap
KL: I was gonna say that
unknown212: lets get them you guys!!!"I'm using a medafore"
*kero take's otu her enmentci evil(a sword that's looks like clouds but has dark powers)
KL uses oblivion keyblade
unknown212 takes out his whipblade(from ivy=soul claibar2)*
KL,kero and unknown212: ddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
*axel zexion laxrene get killed in a massive bloodfest*
KL: sorry laxerene but know thouches the cookie

 

[UsagiOkami]

lol that was funny! but i have one thing to say regarding the joke unknown212.

kero take's otu HER enmentci evil

i have never told my gender! so do not guess please. but i love the sword!

 

[black acid]

lol that was funny! but i have one thing to say regarding the joke unknown212.
i have never told my gender! so do not guess please. but i love the sword!

but you tlod me your gender in the "make an orgisation" theard I made..remember

 

[UsagiOkami]

but you tlod me your gender in the "make an orgisation" theard I made..remember

....oops, i did not know that you were pertraying yourself! lol! i was just making a charecter! sorry, i was not saying my gender. i was just creating someone. sorry for the confusion. my gender still remains a secret untill i get permision from my parents...which will probably be never.