KH CoM jokes!

[black acid]

....oops, i did not know that you were pertraying yourself! lol! i was just making a charecter! sorry, i was not saying my gender. i was just creating someone. sorry for the confusion. my gender still remains a secret untill i get permision from my parents...which will probably be never.

that's okey....but i got a nother joke

*after beating the crap out of the unknowns in castle oblivion KL,keroand unknown212 walk the twighlight road to find and kill off the order(the organisation) for trying to take over the worlds*

unknown212: I'm hungry
KL: I got chitooes...
unknown212: can I have
KL: NO ONE THOUCHES THE CHITOOES!!!!!!!!!!!
kero: I knew I should have takin'in that sneckers bar
*then ngd omaga comes out of no wha*
omaga: die you doumb shits
*omaga smacks the chittooes out of KL's hands
kero: your gonna get it now
unknown212: na.na.na.na-na.na.na.na-hey hey hey hey good bye!!
omaga: it's just some chitooes
KL: grr....AAARRRRRRRRGGGGRRREEAA
*kills omaga in an instaint*
riku-keyblade: man I'd hate to be omaga right now
unknown212: hey I found some mentoes.......NO ONE THOUCHES THE MENTOES
kerocandy savige)-_-

 

[UsagiOkami]

lol! and i did get on someones case for taking the hot cheetos to! LOL! poor NGD, and don't call him omega, he hates it. LOL! ok that was funny! and i still like the sword!

 

[KH2453]

hey whats up? my name is Tabitha and i love kingdom hearts!!

 

[KH2453]

this is what i say to every body i meet: everyone is speacial in their own way and you should be happy with who you are!!

 

[UsagiOkami]

hey whats up? my name is Tabitha and i love kingdom hearts!!

hello nice to meet you, you don't need to tell us your name though. and try to stay on topic please.

 

[LordMune]

Random user: zOMG SCAN!!!"#2121211
LordMune: Wow, these are... photos taken by a cellphone camera, right?
Random user 2: White heartless are called flailers, they are heartless but shells and nice.
LordMune: No, they are no- oh, I see KL's already going ballistic. Nevermind. The translation of the scan is almost finished. There. Done.
Random user 3: yuor transaltion sucks its narmen not namine,,,
LordMune: I didn't even say that.
KL: All of your theories are wrong and you fail at life.
LordMune: *cries*
Xardin: My name is "Xaldin", you fail at romanization. Here, have a free stab from all three of my spears.
*LordMune slowly bleeds to death*

Not really funny, but sort of... ironic... maybe?

 

[dragon_heart]

KH2453 don't double post and try to stay on topic. As for jokes i'm short now after 4 more hours of a game boy screen and/or eyes fizzling ill make a joke.

 

[Winged Mirage]

Wow, didn't know people like my joke so much. And I'm a girl XP.

Larxene: (stomps out of her room) Vexen!

Vexen: Yes?

Larxene: What are all those dissected animals of yours doing in my room?! (holds one up)

Vexen: I was merely conducting my usual experiments.

Larxene: Well, can't you do it in your OWN room?!

Vexen: I am unable since Axel incinerated my laboratory (goes to open room to show blackened insides.)

Larxene: .... Again? What'd you do to him this time?

Vexen: I was merely trying to collect sample hairs from his mane so I could study their chemical compounds.

Larxene: Well, that'll do it. But didn't you do that last week anyway?

Vexen: Yes, but he has been acting strangely, so I thought it'd be best to tkae more samples. Now that I think of it, you've also been acting strange lately. (goes to pluck a few hairs on her head)

Larxene: (electrocutes him) Don't even think about it bub.

Vexen: X_x

 

[dragon_heart]

LOL! Those Rock! Guess i have another about the orginization members confused genders.
Axel: *Talking to Zexion* I'm going to go ask Vexen out. I need a date for the orginization dance.
Zexion: But......
Axel: Wish me luck!
Axel: Hey baby!
Vexen: Huh? *Freezes Axel* Note to self: look manlier
Axel: *defrosts* *talks to Zexion* I'll try Marluxia!
Zexion:But........
Axel: Hey honey did it hurt?
Marluxia: What?*deep voice*
Axel: *screeches* AHHH!!!!!
Axel: *talks to Zexion* man this sucks are there any girls?
*Larxene enters*
Larxene: *blushing* Hey Axel do you want to go to the dance with me?
Axel: I mean is Larxene even a girl?
Larxene: *glares* Warp claw! *Slashes Axel*
Axel: Great, now who do i ask out Namine?
Namine: *walks away*

The pick up line Axel tried to use:
boy:Hey baby did it hurt?
girl: Did what hurt?
boy: you falling from heaven.

Yea it sucks the consulers at my summer camp make stupid pick up lines!

Woo! this one was okay and probaly my last one about the "gender confusion" of Vexen and Marluxia!

 

[black acid]

this is what i say to every body i meet: everyone is speacial in their own way and you should be happy with who you are!!

my name is already on your computer screen but it's nice to meet you

.........hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cant stop laughing hahhahahahahahahahahahah great one dragon heart

 

[Monkey master]

I've got a joke

Vexen:Today I'll cotroll Sora.[Takes out a book that says cemestry for dumb people and a cemistry set]
Vexen: I've done it! {A little miniture Sora clone comes out of his bottle]
Little Sora:Weeeee! Are you a boy or a girl?[he starts poking Vexen]
Vexen:Ive created a monster!!!!!

 

[Monkey master]

part two

[little Sora fractured Vexens spine from to much poking and then Vexen died little Sora then runs down a fioor and finds the rest of the people]
He walks up to Axel
Little Sora:Why do you look like a Lion?????
Axel:You little runt! I'll get you!!!
Larexen:No! [shocks Axel]
Axel:Ah it burns [runs down the stairs crying]
Little Sora:Sissy!!!
Larexen:Vexen made another mistake!!
Marluxen:Seems that way.Ill get rid of him![pulls out siyth]
Little Sora Mommy!!!! [runs down the stairs crying like Axel]
Larxen:And he called Axel a sissy.
Marluxen:Yeah.

Part three
[Little Sora runs out of castle oblivion and sees Riku and Micky on the road to twilight]
Little Sora:Riku!Why are you so old???
Riku:What is he??
Micky:One of vexens faild plans no doubt
Little Sora:[To Micky]Are you a rat or a mouse??
Micky:Why you little!!!
Riku:No! wait he could be usful[Trys to restrain the clone but fails]Slipry little runt!
little Sora:Lets play tag catch me!![Riku and Micky try to catch him but fail he rus down the road]
Riku:you gunna try?
Micky:No.

The End
Sorry for the double post I just mad this up.

 

[Blackmage53]

Engmatic Man: here take this... *throws card*
*hit sora in the face, knocks him down*
That card will-...sora?......Sora...? Sora are you okay? *trickle of blood runs down soras head*
....
oh crap...
*takes out walkie talkie*
Axel we have a problem....no i hit him in the face....with the card...no...no hes bleeding...okay..crap.
*looks at donald and goofy*
What are you doing? go get a band aid or something!

And thus that was how soras memories where lost.

 

[Monkey master]

Owch good one!!!

 

[dragon_heart]

Black mage's rocked! So did Money masters!
Ill submit more jokes soon.

 

[Monkey master]

Just somthing I thought up
Part 4
[Little Sora ran out of energy fell asleep and was caught then they arrived at Twilight town]
Little Sora:[wakes up]Where are we and where'd the rat go????
Micky:[Right behind Riku]Here you little runt!!!
[They all see the BHK and Sora]
Riku:Sora!!![Drops the Little Sora and hugs Sora]
Sora:Who is this???
Little Sora:[Runs up to BHK]Whats your name????
Riku:He's a very curios clone.
BHK:I cant tell you
Little Sora:why not????
BHK:Because I dont know.
Little Sora:That sucks.
BHK:Yeah it dose.
Little Sora:Okaaaay [Runs to Soras gummy ship]
Sora:dont touch that!!!
[Little Sora blasts off will we ever hear of him again yes as soon as I figure another one out]
THE END so far HA HA suspence!!!!

 

[Monkey master]

[Little Sora is endlesly drifting through space when the Organazations ship flys by]
Axel:thats Soras ship I can finally kill him!
DiZ:Okay just dont take to long.
Larexen/Marluxen:Yeah!
[they go into the ship to find Little Sora]
Axel:Even beter I can finaly kill you.
Little Sora:[pulls out a set of car keys]Not this time![throws a key into Axels eye]Bulls eye!!!
[Axel dies]
Marluxen:I'll take care of him.[sythe apears]
Little Sora:No you wont!Strike raid!!![the keys hit his neck and plunges through it.]
Larexen:I was gunna ask him to the dance I'me gunna kill you for that![She runs twords him whille he was infront of the engine and he moved and it killed her]

Part 6
[Little Sora had just seen Destiny Islands and was on his way there.while he was messing with the controlls Sora BHK Mickey and Riku all arived at Destiny Islands]
Sora:Has he been here?
Kairi:Thats no way to greet a person you havent seen in a year![She jumps on Sora]
Riku:Well just leave you two alone.
Kairi:You'de beter!
Riku:[To BHK]Okay me and Mickey will serch this side of the island you serch the other side.
[BHK is serching the other side of the island when the gummy ship landed on him]
Little Sora:Opsies.
[Little Sora burrys all the bodys and then Riku and Mickey run up]
Little Sora:Oh great Rat boys here.
Mickey:Thats the last straw!!!!!
[He puts Little Sora in a cage.Sora and Kairi come up looking drunk.]
Sora:Hey let me go!!
Kairi:Yeah let me go!!
THE END.For now more suspence!!
Please reply I dont want to double post again.

 

[black acid]

well I got a joke to

*sora and bhk meet in twighlight town*
bhk:HOLY CRAP!!! IT'S MY SELF IN SHORTS
sora: OOOOO MY GOD i CAN'T BELIVE i'M THAT WHITE!!!!
bhk: so your not from here are
sora: I guess not......
namine: keay...this is so twighlight zone right now
sora: wutz your favorite food
bhkpizza-wutz your
sora:chezze burger- who's your favorite rapper
bhk:ja-rule and u
sora:50-so gotta girlfriend
bhk:no
sora: hahahhahahahahahahahahaha- o that's rich my oppistite self is a vergin
bhk: your one to talk at the end of kh1 u drift away from kairi
sora: my pride
namine: that's it both of you shut up
*thorws card at bhk....then bhk wakes up thinking he's a unknown*


thus explaing why bhk was wering a unknown clock in dd

 

[dragon_heart]

interesting.......-ly funny!

Here's one:

*Sora is fighting Axel.*
Sora: Hah prepare to be beaten!
*Axel pulls out cool weapons*
Axel: With a key i don't think so.
*Riku walks in*
Riku: Yea man u suck at least i don't get some key to beat people up!
Sora: But this is an E rated game.
Axel: So?
Sora: Ah forget it? *Pulls out the dream sword*
Nerd: Thats violates the physics of the space time continuin and further more......
*Head sliced off by Axel*
Sora: Alright lets fight.

I guessed on the nerds line.......

 

[Monkey master]

Part 6
[When we left all the people had just seen Kairi with Sora and they were both drunk.]
Kairi:Hey why do you have a miniture Sora in a cage?
Riku:[To mickey]How did they get drunk when they arent even aloud to drink?
Mickey:I dont know.
Riku:[To Kairi]Well you see he got in trouble for calling king Mickey a rat.
[Little Sora had been gnawing on the cage all this time and it just broke]
Little Sora:Fredom!!!!
Mickey:Get him before he escapes to the gummy ship!!!!
[Little Sora made it to the gummy ship and lifted off]
THE END for now more suspence!