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If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?

If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?

If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of MEAT?

Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?

That is all for now, I think. ;p
 

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If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?
Everyone is perfect

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Because no one is popular if they are alone

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
To keep out the freaks who want M&Ms at 2 in the morning

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
They want people to ask about the #1 pencil

If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?
Sqeeze newborn infants until their juices spill out

If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?
Yup

If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of MEAT?
For lulz

Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?
Everyone has common sense, therefore it is common
 

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Nice post, but I think this would be better off in Forum Insanity.
Oh, sorry...

the last one is funny 'cause it's true.
Yep, yep. :) Common sense is rare in people. lmao.

Everyone is perfect



Because no one is popular if they are alone



To keep out the freaks who want M&Ms at 2 in the morning



They want people to ask about the #1 pencil



Sqeeze newborn infants until their juices spill out



Yup



For lulz



Everyone has common sense, therefore it is common
Interesting answers :)
 

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If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?
That phrase is meant towards individual skills rather than a person's being.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
It's a fucking toy.

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Standard procedure from possible theft.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Due to the way the US graphite pencil system works, the #2 pencil is what the rest of the world calls HB. A #1 would be a B which is too soft for writing in an educational environment due to the fact it smudges easily.

If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?
Different kinds of oils meant in different kinds of contexts, and therefore are stupid.

If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?
Electricity doesn't come from electrons.

If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of MEAT?
If people don't want us to eat dogs, why do I eat dogs?

Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?
You should ask yourself why you lack this.
 
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