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So my friend's birthday lands on April fools,
and over the past years, I've fooled her with various presents.
(I do give her a real present afterwards).
But now, I'm stumped.
I have no idea what I can trick her with.

Anyone have any good April Fools jokes that I can give to her in the form of a present?
(One that won't kill her or make her want to sue me, please?)

*Edit:
Thanks for the...erm...creative ideas.
But would it help to mention that I'm NOT a guy...
Therefore, dicks can be safely ruled out.
 
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Put something low-voltage in that'll barely shock him when he opens it, that'll make him surprise.
 

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What colours said basically something that she really won't like.
 
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ejaculate into a bottle and give it to him
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Give him something that says that it demands to be sent back to the store but then when he thinks he's got the worst gift, present him with another gift. I don't know. Just something I came up with. XD
 

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how about you ask her out and make uncomfortable advances all night:wink:
 

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Stick you Dick in a box and wrap it up, make sure you had some Viagra so you can stay hard. Make sure she opens it open while you holding the box on your Pelvis. And then bam
 

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Excellent Seinfeld reference, if it was intentional, that is.
Anyways, if I were in your position, RueLi, I would combine the the gag gift and the serious gift into one; give her a locket, yet place some sort of obscene picture (cock, etc.) within, as opposed to the usual sentimental photo.
 
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Wow... I like the Motor Oil prank. That one was great.

It may be too late, but I'd just steal a car and give it to her. Nothing's worse than giving someone a stolen gift. Or just an open hand slap to the face.. that's a classic. Or yell "I'M MIKE TYSON BITCH!" and upper cut her ovaries.
 
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