Freestyle Rap Session?

[Ovafaze]

My rhymes are like doritos addictive and  mostly upscale 
While your rhymes are like cheetos flaming, tasteless and always stale

Lights are blinking
sanity is sinking,  monster energy is all that  I'm drinking
it a little cold
Kinda need a shower, only getting paid bout 11 n hour making that dough,
 even if it's to be a glorified scarecrow
Standing guard at your moms  bedroom window

Some days i wish I never knew her
This chick took me on a trip like a 2am uber
I guess the love hammer really does comes full circle
When you thought you was Stevan 
but you were only Steve diddlying Urkel
 now rip me apart like a mexican piñata , 
Come at me like a fat latina searching for some horchata


Off the top of my head, it's terrible but from the heart

 

[Chuman]

you got no goddamn bars, nothing but a lazy flow
off the top? bro, you sent me that two days ago

you’re disasterous, time for a master class in havin yer ass kicked
i’m racheting up my attack on you fool, you’re a tool and practically flaccid

circumvention at its best, you lack what i have and you can’t invest
time to give it a rest, i’m the circumcision culling you mad quick breh

 

[Ðari]

it's official, the freestyle thread is lit.

 

[Chuman]

it's official, the freestyle thread is lit.

damn, someone must have done and screwed in a lightbulb
you get an idea or some shit? cause this sure wasn’t my call

i’m moving out, my ability proves that i’m far from billy
joel cause i cant play piano, man, but somebody is feeling me

put two and two together then can ya weather the storm til better?
inspiration is bout to strike and power aome creative meta

even your clothes has a message, everything about you takes a stand
but not a single thing makes a man, is that why an outfits a get-up?

 

[Ðari]

y'all still sleep tho

spitting in the face of this thread with bullshit stories
steady attacking some animals well heres some more beef

strap in and hold on coz its about to get gory
chopping all these rookies apart like Jason Voorhies

Talking shit as if to keep the peace?
For what? More fun to just get beat to pieces

Swipe your face faster than Muhammad Ali's punch
Thwack your brain, listen to the sound of it fizzle and crunch

I never say hey, more like "pleased to defeat ya"
my bars are back breakers, meet Batista

severing muscle tendons in this triple feature
get bodied and paralaxed from this twisted demeanor

#Darien approves this message

 

[Chuman]

meet bautista? dog, i’m a whole other creature
i already met the admin, i’m administering something lethal

spitting bars at you like godzilla devouring a prison
the way i’m splitting your head, death note reads “gone fission”

going nuclear, youre as sick as cancer, i’m going dull chemo
king kong swinging his balls, demolishing entire streets whole

i’m smash jason’s ugly face in, then i’ll go slay the dragon ya chasin’
i understand you a pouter to prevent ya personal chaffing

don’t rip and split bread, words ignorantly vivid
its as id i spit lead, listen quick breh, i’m sayin you a dickhead

that was for the censors, i aint sinkin no censorship, damn
but i guess the importance is that: I WENT AND MADE YOU LOOK MAN

 

[Chuman]

Re: y'all still sleep tho

i waited like two days to reply because i wanted to make sure i was /actually/ tired and half asleep before i responded, there’s no fun if i just churn out a stream of bland snd unoriginal replies wih no weight attached to them.

 

[Recon]

I'm refining this thread with colors and visuals like a pop out book
Laughing cuz they think they're more hype than the drop emails on Outlook

Look, I'm all assurance who has endurance to prove I'm better than your favorite 12 step drop outs
And you better hope they bought life insurance as I emerge victorious from that 12th round knock out

"Knock it off" they quietly whisper as I carry them to the tenebrous depths of the back alley
Drop them in the dumpster, scorched by my excellence, uncontained flames like Napa Valley

Believe me, not one to cause forest fires and burn down thousands of acres
But I like to unleash the gunfire while I'm shouting "Die you fucking fakers"

Fake news reports describe them as alive and floating away on an isolated island
I'm here hoping it's true wishing I never see them located beyond that stupid horizon

 

[Dark Prince]

♪voice of a..♫

This is the prodigy and all I see is a model hypocrisy
I stay on my grind it's my methodology
I cause lobotomies, I'm a born mythology
This is my colony, a regarded anomaly

We focus on burying hostilely
Carrying confidence, scary apocalypse
Barely intolerant, of this unwary populous
Spitting so sick I depleted inoculants

#Defeated and conquered these meaningless occupants

 

[Chuman]

its gonna be a dark night, hit you with a bat, man then steer right
in my getaway clown car, ran over at the carnival for your fair fight

walk towards the light, with no legs, cut em off with a serrated knife
want me to tell your wife? already gave condolences to shinra’s fleshlight

i’m a vicious beast, not really, i’m just pissed and frickin peeved
my split personality said he had a gift for me, my victim under the christmas tree

its no mystery why i’m such a dick my g, i spit my game with listerine
cause i tripped and bit concrete, now perpetually i miss my teeth

lord beer me strength i’m in desperate need of a keg
pharrel animal off his meds, thinks he’s bein watched by the feds

turns out the paint i’m huffin just had lead, led me to believe i was dead
what a goddamn relief, i just need to find the glue to reattach my head

collect a carton of eggs, terrorize humpty dumpty’s house
sorry for smashing your car bro i lost my key’s in the couch

now i blame the ottoman empire for 9/11 and my failure at mating
i’m taking my balls and going home, signing up for awake dating

 

[Ðari]

whispers boi

If I had dollar from every verse that stepped to me
I'd be sitting on some millions without a shred of empathy

We part ways here i'm the perfect picture of punishment
Punch n burst through rhymes like y'all forgot what punish meant?

Black out at every instance and look on with hope-less vision
indiscriminate fire reigns and put these niggas out of commission

They faces glistening, beads of sweat being pushed to their limits
Getting roasted with this discharge in the form of a demit

Taking an ego gamble every single time they bark in the thread
Snuff and stomp them every time til they confidence dead

#This is the part I say "bitch you thought you were ahead" (nah)

 

[Chuman]

fuck a similar mindstate, i’ll lead a coup in the empire state
i’m not easy to tolerate unless you want to fit in an ice cube tray

bitch your illiterate, i’m ill, lit, and irate
mitigate my symptoms when i’m sick and tiring

a fuckin disaster slash masterclass lesson in how to trash ya
break your jaw so bad the local hospital cant help; thats a wire transfer

”wire you such an asshole?” good thing to ask man tho i cant find an answer
you a gyno rapper, i eat dino ashes, gas myself up then turn pyromancer

 

[Dark Prince]

I'll mute this group of duplicates, you forget to compute my abuse in this
I'm a brute to your troop of youthfulness, This is what the future is..

time to eat.. peace

 

[Chuman]

crooked i of khi, battle rapper of little consequence
an ominous goblin with a glaring lack of common sense

 

[Ðari]

back to amazon

I'll mute this group of duplicates, you forget to compute my abuse in this
I'm a brute to your troop of youthfulness, This is what the future is..

time to eat.. peace

meanwhile this dude talking 'bout duplicates
when it's clear i'm incarnate on ruthlessness
I'm the final boss, theres no bruising this
face the facts, you've outlived yo' usefulness

#Like feminist extremists, you useless bitch

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Chuman]

its lit you bitch, rudolph’s nose i’ll lead you kids
still might box you in a corner and tag you; merry christmas bitch

running laps around the track like i spilled coffee in mine
i’m in actuality bad, but who’s gonna say that shit, right?

hashtag times up like i threw a clock, knocked bill cosby’s head off
went bowling for columbine with it and blew dylan routh away with a glock

i’m uncultured so put me out to pasture, milk this for what its worth
better than being spoiled, you make my blood curdle mrs buttersworth

cash rules everything around me perpetually in everyone
-your girl and your mother, now take care of your brother and my son

 

[Ðari]

back to the doghouse

its lit you bitch, rudolph’s nose i’ll lead you kids
still might box you in a corner and tag you; merry christmas bitch

running laps around the track like i spilled coffee in mine
i’m in actuality bad, but who’s gonna say that shit, right?

hashtag times up like i threw a clock, knocked bill cosby’s head off
went bowling for columbine with it and blew dylan routh away with a glock

i’m uncultured so put me out to pasture, milk this for what its worth
better than being spoiled, you make my blood curdle mrs buttersworth

cash rules everything around me perpetually in everyone
-your girl and your mother, now take care of your brother and my son

When I get to boxing boy imma fucking knock you out
You on my time and i'll be the one to clock you out

I start a hit in the freestyle thread from the moment I spit
I said it already, threads lit but this where the skill cap splits

Call me expensive when I rap tax that ass in contrast to me
Yall deaths meaningless, lack depth, just some compact debris

I define the meta, murder verse, keeping conscious, or pun city
I flurry punch you with bars from another plane and just as witty

 

[Chuman]

dont think twice, i got a penny for your thoughts
too late for myself to change cause the coin just dropped

other side of the same one, knock you to the future and shoot ya with a ray gun
vaporize ya, scrape up your dust, take your last dollars to snort you off the table

take 12 of your best boys with your ass and step to me
obliterate your whole clique with my crew rolling 7 deep

 

[Recon]

I blow the smoke out and invade the air like the Trojans
Just know I will take any beat you give and make it broken
Rhymes flow from thy philosophy of the true chosen
I glow with high ambitions like Ponyboy and "Stay golden"

Now pay attention because I only buy girls who give me attention
My flow loud like a locomotive engine and will destroy your impression
It explodes from fuel injection then treats responders with natural selection
Put terrors in every direction so news crews report murder *warning discretion*

 

[Chuman]

it aint right, i just cant write for the friggin life of me
its gonna be the death of me, all i got’s freestyles for weeks

pen in one hand with one hand on my own dick
oh shit, i’m full on and still weigh less than the ink

better go fast before i expore cause thw next fire
is gonna be lit when i snap, roadflare i am

catch you on the side of the road with a flat
and your battery dead? you will get jumped and jacked