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dude................i dunno im just bored.



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Dark Otaku

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me: you know what would be funny?
cousin: what?
me: if you died right now in that game......heh heh.*points to WoW (world of warcraft)*
cousin: no that wouldnt.
me: yes it would.
cousin: no that wouldnt.
me: yes it would.
cousin: no that wouldnt.
me: yes it would.
cousin: no that wouldnt.
me: yes it would.
cousin: no that wouldnt.
me: yes it would.
cousin: no that wouldnt.
me: yes it would.
cousin: no that wouldnt.
me: yes it would.
cousin: no that wouldnt.
me: yes it would.
cousin: no that wouldnt.
me: yes it would.
cousin: no that wouldnt.
me: yes it would.
cousin: no that wouldnt.
me: yes it would.
cousin: no that wouldnt.
me: yes it would.
cousin: no that wouldnt.
me: yes it would.
cousin: yes it would.
me: there you go...i though you would know that that doesnt work on me.
cousin: yes it does.
me: no it doesnt.
cousin: yes it does.
me: no it doesnt.
cousin: yes it does.
me: no it doesnt.
cousin: yes it does.
me: no it doesnt.
cousin: yes it does.
me: no it doesnt.
cousin: yes it does.
me: no it doesnt.
cousin: yes it does.
me: no it doesnt.
cousin: yes it does.
me: no it doesnt.
cousin: yes it does.
me: no it doesnt.
cousin: yes it does.
me: no it doesnt.
cousin: yes it does.
me: no it doesnt.
cousin: yes it does.
me: no it doesnt.
*cousin dies in WoW*
me: *starts to laugh* told ya.
cousin: get out.
me: no.
cousin: get out.
me: no.
cousin: get out.
me: no.
cousin: get out.
me: no.
cousin: get out.
me: no.
cousin: get out.
me: no.
cousin: get out.
me: no.
cousin: get out.
me: no.
cousin: get out.
me: no.
cousin: get out.
me: no.
cousin: get out.
me: no.
cousin: get out.
me: no.
cousin: get out.
me: no.
to be continued....
 
Home bound

Home bound

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can you plz continue?????? it was just getting interesting!!!!!!!
 
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older audiences for the following story.......
previously........(summarized)
i was arguing with my cousin over if it would be funny if he died in WoW. he disagreed and so i left the room satisfied.

*watches G4`s "splinter cell co-op theater"*

me: hey my wonderful sister......
sister: what do you want?
me: just watch this

T.V:
Steve: could you give me a little more room.....Bob.
Bob: actually you can call me "thoraxe the impaler"!
Steve: what?
Bob: its cool, huh? or would you prefer to call "Ramrod the destroyer"
Steve: ........are you retarded?
*couple seconds later*
Steve: look your name is Bob and i am calling you Bob.
Bob: who is this Bob that you speak of fellow wanderer?
Steve: you got to be kidding me.
Bob: thoraxe the impaler never speaks in jest.
Steve: Bob would you just help me repel down?
Bob: thoraxe.
Steve: for god`s sake, we have a job to do. the government is depending on us and you just **** around all the time.
Bob: you have spirit little one. i will call you steve the vagina. (didnt see that one coming....)
*steve steps back*
Steve: listen "thoraxe" just lower the rope.
Bob: fare the well you angry little gnome.
Steve whispers to himself: gravinar smites you.
*screen spins*
Bob: lord of disguise it is i, thoraxe hear my call!
Steve: you realize that the thoraxe is part of an insect, right?
Bob: no you see, i spell it T-h-o-r-hyphened a-xe its totally different.
Steve: alright lower the rope.
Bob: Thoraxe the impaler bows before no man. feel my power. *throws grenade*
Steve: did you just throw----ahhh! god d@****
Bob: submit to my will and you will be saved. challenge me and you will be destroyed.
Steve: whats wrong with you?!
*bob throws another grenade*
steve: ahhhhh! are you f******* insane?!
Bob: submit to my will!
Steve: jesus. ok ok i submit to your will.
Bob: and whose will is that?
Steve: Thoraxe the impaler.
Bob: gooood and who is submiting?
Steve: please dont.
Bob: would you like another bolt from a god you mortal, speak what is your name?
Steve: steve.
Bob: stve what?
Steve: steve the vagina.
Bob: you may ascend.
*steve climbs up*
Steve: i swear to god if i didnt have to get out of here i`d kill you.
Bob: oh come on it was a joke.
Steve: you threw f******* grenades at me!
Bob: they were flash grenades i wouldnt throw real grenades at you that would just be stupid.
*few seconds later....*
Bob: steve?
Steve: what?
Bob: are you mad?
Steve: no........theres a ton of guards out there so shut up and get down.
Bob: thoraxe the impaler hides from no man.
Steve: Bob dont.
*bob kills all the enemies in the area*
Steve: wow......it worked...
Bob: thoraxe impales all.
*few seconds more......*
Steve: if it worked once it will work again. lets run in there and kill them. navy seals! *steve dies*
Bob: *sighs. goes towards steve and revives him.* and that is why they call you steve the vagina.
Steve: what the hell? you were supposed to back me up.
Bob: thoraxe the impaler knows not to fight when he can not win. *they get shot down.*
join us next time when steve and bob try to infiltrate terrorist`s hide out.

*awkward silence.....*
to be continued.....

A/N:some credit goes to g4 for the splinter cell co-op theater.
 
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how is your brain working? It seems that it is almost dead!!!! :D :D
 
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Bloody wicked dude... nice work!

PS. my head hurts too, but its from other reasons.
 
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ok. i will stop repeating words more than 10 times in a row. ok?


Previously, i showed my sister the splinter cell co-op theater and i weirded her out enough to leave me alone for the day.


*female cousin walks in and looks at me strange*
me: what?
female cousin: what are you doing?
me: trying origami.
female cousin: what are you trying to make?
me: a shuriken throwing star.
F.C:which is......
me: its a ninja thing....
F.C: but your not a ninja....
me: as far as you know....
*awkward silence*
me: *sigh* fine if it will make you feel a little less weirded out i will stop for now. *goes on forums and passes by this thread.*
F.C: whats this one about?
me: do you really want to know?
F.C: yes.....and why are you writing down everything i say?
me: *sarcasm starting now* to play with it outside afterwards.*sarcasm ends now*
F.C: you havent gone outside for 6 years and you are going to start now?
me:..........you know what? just shut up before you hurt yourself......
F.C:*glares at me and leaves room*
me: *turn to male cousin* do you even know why she came here?
M.C: to annoy us with the reggaetone C.D she had in her hand......
me: why didnt she play it?
M.C: she forgot how.

to be continued......
and in case your wondering, i never got the hang of doing the origami......THE WEIRDNESS CONTINUES!!!

was that better for the people that had the headaches? i stopped repeating words.......for now..
 
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ok...and i will continue as my boredom grows!

Previously, i avoided my sudden death of reggaeton....thats about all that happened.

Note: may include spoilers of final fantasy X.

M.C: wow...when did you beat sin *points at FFX*
Me: right after you left for work.
M.C: did you cheat?
me: no.
M.C: how did you beat him then?
me: anima...a couple of attacks and he died.
M.C: nice *high five* wait then what are you fighting now?
me: jecht
M.C: how much H.P does he have left?
me: well i am half way done with the second form so...about 60000 life left.....wait...i miscalculated....6000 life left. *makes final attack*
M.C: wow...you beat it?
Me: i think so *gets prepared for ending*
*both watch short cutscene*
M.C: Tidus is crying?!
Me: *stares at screen blankly*
M.C: what a pansy....
me: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
m.c: nothing....
me: *beats all aeons*
M.C: so it wasnt the ending........WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?!
me: i know as much as you do?
M.C: you never know anything....
Me: *glares at cousin*
1 hour later.....
M.C: now is it the end?
Me: *watches ending* yes....
M.C: *watches ending.*
me: aw geeez. i dont like flashbacks anymore....
M.C: grow up.....
me: i am 12 years old! i am sorry if i havent seen that often....
*credits roll*
M.C so you beat the game?
me: guess so....
M.C: now what are you gonna do?
me: try to beat Final fnatsy VIII
M.C: you havent beaten it yet?
me: hey! sorceress Adel is hard....
M.C: the fact that Squall is level 59, Zell is Level 58, and irvine is Level 18 doesnt help you..

To be continued.....

note: any tips on my situation in FF8 is greatly appreciated..
 
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