Fanfiction ► Deep Dive-What really happened? (YOU CHOOSE STORY)

[Dancbanks]

How many times did you see the decline of video game series again?
*Sigh*
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, bananaphone!
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The earth started shaking. Something yellow started to come out of the town entrance. No, around a thousand things yellow! It was... the bananaphone!
"Holy..." Started Ned.
Everyone was quiet for a minute, then...
"RUN!" Shouted Riku, pushing a button on the driver's panel.
"Eject, eject!" Shouted Sora. He was shot out of his seat while the robot was running.
"Wait for me!" He screamed, and he ran. Like a little girl.
Mario entered the scene, with Luigi, Wario and Yoshi.
"Mama-mia, I told you I'd be back." He said. As Sora was climbing back into the robot, Mario clicked his fingers. The bananaphones surrounded the robot, until a certain thing turned the tables...
"Get them!" Shouted Squall, jumping out from a balcony, with Yuffie, Aeris and Cloud following him. They all were equipped with flamethrowers.
"Eat flames, assholes!" Shouted Cloud, burning Luigi.
"OHMYGODIMONFIRE!" He shouted. (And yes, I love decline too! )
"You'll pay for that!" Shouted Mario, signalling Wario to spray him.
"Now, Sora!" Shouted Riku, signalling to a button. Sora pressed it, and a gun popped out, shooting a minature A-bomb.
"Run!" Shouted Kairi, grabbing the controls and steering them towards a back alley for cover.
"What the hell is going on here?" Shouted the mayor, stepping out of his office. A blast of black smoke followed.
"Grrr..." He said, stepping back inside.
5.
Everybody covered their ears.
4.
Everybody ducked.
3.
Everybody put on a helmet.
2.
Everybody looked round to see what was happening...
1.
Why is it taking so long?
0.
BOOM!
The blast was like a volcano eruption, melting the banana phones to a wirey, yellow, magma.
"Oh, for..." Started Mario, stepping out of the town's entrance, his comrades following.
Everybody cheered.
"We won!" Shouted Ned.
"Not for long...." Said the mayor, stepping out of his office. "I knew this would come in handy once," He said, pulling out a remote. "Oh, and did I forget to mention, once I press this, it blows up the whole town, so I suggest you clear off!"
Everybody backed off a while, except for a certain little primate, who thought he could be a big man...
"Monkey, NO!" Shouted Donald.
"Gawrsh, isn't he stupid?" Said Goofy.
"Says you." Replied Donald.
The monkey jumped up and pressed the button. A flag rose out of the clock tower.
"BANG." It said.
"Very funny," Said Sora, stepping out of the Robot. "You know what, if that had been.."
BANG.
"Holy %$^&!" Shouted Ned.
"Stop saying that, it's making the writer look like a retard!" Shouted Kairi.
"Lucky for you, that only blew up the wasteland that the heartless live in." Said the mayor.
"BITCH!" Shouted Ned, pulling out his gun, and pointing it at the mayor's head.
"Now Ned, don't do anything rash..." Said the mayor.
"How do you know my name?" Said Ned, astonished.
"Your master never told you who you're father was did he?"
"What master? Anyway, it can't be true!"
"Ned.... I am you're father!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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DUN DUN DUN! The mayor is Ned's father! And Sora needs to scratch his butt...
"Hey!"
Sorry, I just needed to put it in

A: Ned kills the mayor.
B: Ned lets him go.
C: DUEL!

 

[Krazy]

me: CCCCCC!! VIOLENCE!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!! >=D

Kaze: This story is crap. I'm not in it.....>_>

Sora: AAA!! DIE, MAYOR, DIIIIIIIIIE!! ^_^

Aozora: This story got very violent......-_-;

Ketso:*burns all the Pickle Chips* MWAHAHAHAHA!!! >=D

Aozora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *tackles Ketso* TRAITOR!!! >_<

 

[Genocide]

c. Duel sounds about right

 

[Dancbanks]

sorry Kaze, I'm really p*ssed off right now. And it's also probably because Ned is a human again. Heheh.

 

[Dread]

Cccccccccccccccccccccc
Dueeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dancbanks]

Wow.
*reads fan-fic ratings*
It's good, it's good.
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"Prepare yourself." Said the mayor, throwing down his jacket and pulling two swords out of it, and throwing one to Ned.
"I was born prepared." He said.
The two circled for a while, then the two slashed at the same time. Ned's father fell to the ground, but Ned slided across on his hands and knees.
"I don't even know you're name..." Said Ned.
"It's John. And please, call me dad." He replied.
"I'd rather call you asshole." Said Ned, closely slashing John across his chest.
"Close, but no cigar." He said.
"Or in you're case, smoke."
While all of this was happening, Sora had grabbed some popcorn, and he and the others had retreated to a "safe" distance. In other words, 10 metres away.
"Go Ned!" Shouted Sora, through a mouth of popcorn.
A pizza girl arrived on a bike.
"Who's this pepperoni for?" She said.
"That'll be me... Kaze_Krazy?" Said Riku.
The girl just got on her bike and drove off.
"Hey, let me have some!" Shouted Sora.
"No, it's mine!" Shouted Riku.
The two started scrapping again.
And now back to the fight...
Ned was slashing like hell, but his father was dodging all his slashes.
"Please, you fight like a girl." He said. "Time to end this."
"Not if I can help it." Said Ned slashing him straight through the chest.
"Goodbye....son." He said. He dropped to the floor, Ned's sword full of blood, and a stab wound in his chest. Ned had a cut across his hand. A mark of his cruel father.
"Goodbye... father." Replied Ned dropping to his knees, crying. It was like he had just killed an army of himself. He then saw a note in his pocket.
"If you are reading this then, I must be dead. If you are my son, I hand over the deed to Traverse Town..." He read.
Sora had been reading over his shoulder.
"Brilliant! We own this show! You, lick my shoes!" He said, looking at an old lady, who slapped him.
"Ouch." He said.
All of them headed back to Squall's place and considered what to do. They decided to...

A: Claim the deed.
B: Ned gives it to Sora.
C: Ned gives it to Squall.

 

[Dread]

BBBBB
BBBBBB
WEEEEE!!!!
I wanna be in the next chappy

 

[Dancbanks]

I'll think about it.....
*Plays played alive by Safari Duo on bongos*

 

[Dread]

Just write teh next chapter BBBBBBBBBBBBB
No one else has posted...write

 

[grindergirl101]

b bbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbb

 

[Dancbanks]

ok, I'll write!
*writes will*
Hahem. Sorry.
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"....Sora, I think you should have the town." Said Ned, after a long silence.
"Why?" He said.
"You saved the world last year, and you helped me become a human again. He handed him a piece of paper, with the writing:
"I hand over Traverse Town to whoever holds this paper. Ned Lott." Riku read, over Sora's shoulder.
"I handed in the first piece of paper earlier. It's all yours." Said Ned.
"Thanks." Said Sora. "Lets go and see my new office then, heh?"
They went down the rubbled street to the mayor's office. Sora slapped the papers on the desk.
"Read em and weep." He said.
"Go through there." Said the clerk, pointing to a door.
"I see you are the new mayor." Said a receptionist. "Here is you're desk."
"My name is Sora. Put it on a name plate." He said, giving the old one to Ned.
"You might want this." Said Sora.
"Thanks..." Muttered Ned, placing it in the bin. Sora put his feet up on his desk and checked his mail.
"Nothing." He said. "Well, what do I do all day?"
"Progam events for the town, sir." She said.
"Well, I announce freedom of the man Ned Lott, a mass clean-up of the town, and a festival celebrating my arrival as mayor." Exclaimed Sora.
"Excellent." Muttered the receptionist, jotting it down on a notepad, then walking off.
"Wow Sora." Said Kairi. "I guess you'll need..."
"A better looking clerk? You'll do." Sora winked as he said this, then Riku nudged him.
"Oh, you can have the old one." Said Sora. Riku acted as he was pleased and sat down on a seat.

A: Sora has a rocking party... better than the first one,
B: Normal day...
C: Sora plans.... wierd things.

 

[Krazy]

me: WEEEEEEEEEEEE!! CAMEO!!! *runs in circles* ^_^

Kaze:.....-_-;....

Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! PAR-TAY!! \ (^o^) /

Aozora:*still fighting with Ketso* YOU DARE TO HATE THE PICKLE CHIPS?!?! THEN, PERISH!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! >=D

Ketso:.....What..?

Aozora:........Nevermind......-_-;

 

[Dancbanks]

*pulls out party hats and stuff*
YEY!
lol...
Not yet methinks.... someone else post I'm bored.

 

[TheMuffinMan]

A with a mixture of C... yes that's right, themuffinman is back, and in charge.... well... not really... but hey.... my username is red now......

*gets slapped by Jackie, the cheeto bag*

 

[Dancbanks]

AAAH! I'm not premium yet! I need to spam more! Eejejie! SKMSKMSKM! Meh.... whats the point....
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"Hey guys, I've got an idea...." Said Sora.
"What?" They all replied.
Sora pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket.
"I've been saving this for a good time." He said. "Plans. Make nose picking legal."
"Sora, it is legal." Said Riku.
"Oh. Kairi and I, urm, lemme skip that one.... scratch my butt..." Sora scratched his butt. "Done. and last, but not least, invite the whole town to a rockin party!"
Everybody whooped.
"Lemme do my first job as clerk!" Said Kairi, rushing onto Sora's computer and printing off lots of flyers.
"And we'll need some for the..." Started Sora.
"Fair? Done." She said, pressing print. 500 of each flyer was printed out of the printer. Everybody grabbed around 100, and started sticking them everywhere.
In Squall's house....
"So, what are they doing?" Said Cloud, looking up.
"Looks like they are advertising a party... and a fair." Replied Squall, looking out of the window.
"Are we going?" Said Yuffie, getting excited.
"Why not." Said Aeris.
"They owe us a favour anyway, hmph." Muttered Squall.
Back in Sora's office...
"Where do we sleep, anyway?" Said Kairi, putting her arms around Sora.
"There's some apartments over there," Said Sora. "They belong to the mayor, so we could sleep in them, unless you wanna sleep in the mansion...."
"Mansion." Replied Everybody.
"As I thought." Said Sora. They planned to have a party in the streets, like in deep dive, but with... less chaos. There would be events, like street dancing and wrestling, and stalls. It was basically a preview of what was to come tomorrow. They had also rented out the town hall for the "Club and Pub" of the night. (And if you're wondering, it is legal to drink alchohol from the age of 15 in the worlds of Kingdom Hearts... )
When Sora and Kairi arrived (they agreed to go on the date together) the place was bustling with vistors. Even from towns Sora did not know of. He and Kairi walked over to a test your strength machine.
"Go on Sora, try it!" She said, jumping with glee.
"Ok..." He said, pulling 10 munny out of his pocket.
"For you Mr. Mayor," Said the worker,who was dressed in a cowboy suit, "First time free. Your lady friend too." He said, with a wink.
"Ned?" Said Sora.
"What gave it away?" Said Ned, taking off his cowboy hat.
"The suit, the wink." Said Kairi, winking back at Ned.
Sora raised his hammer and bashed the target.
"Jungle King." Said the machine.
Kairi clapped.
"Here." Said Ned, throwing Sora a banner. "For Kairi."
It was a banner, with the word "Mayoress" on it. Sora clipped it on her and she giggled.
"Cmon Sora, lets go get something to drink!" She said, pulling him by his hand to the cocktail vendor.
"Two Pina Colada, please." Said Sora.
"Coming right up." Said the cocktail vendor.
"The Muffin Man?" Said Kairi, glaring at his name tag, then at Sora. He giggled.
They both stepped away, sipping their drinks, which were provided free, by Sora himself. They headed off to the town center, where there was a wrestling ring. Riku was the announcer.
"So hows the happy couple?" Said Riku, covering up the mic with a smirk on his face.
"Fine, thank you very much." Said Sora.
"Really? And introducing our guest star, the new mayor of Traverse Town..."
"Oh hell no..."
"Sora!" Shouted Riku down the mic. Sora was pushed and screamed into the ring by fans.
"And presenting our professional wrestler, the mad, the unbeaten, THE BLACK DEMON!"
A man fully clad in black entered the ring, wearing a black mask. In an instant, Sora knew who it was.
"Squall?" Sora muttered.
He put a finger to his lips, then mouthed the words:
"Act."
Sora nodded, then Riku rang the bell.
Sora softly punched Squall five times in the shoulder, then took a hit from him full in the face.
"What the hell?" Sora muttered.

A: Riku made Squall try and beat Sora up because he was jealous, but the two bring out their weapons and fight.
B: Accident! But Sora retaliates and knocks Squall out.
C: It gets...crazy.

 

[Aurie]

um... it a

 

[Krazy]

me: Hmmmm.......WHICHEVER HAS MORE VIOLENCE!!! YAY, VIOLENCE!! ^_^

Sora: SQUALL IS GOIN' DOWN!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! >=D

Aozora: Uh-huh....suuuuuuure.....-_-;

Ketso:*steps on a spider* DIE, YOU MULTI-LEGGED SPAWN OF SATAN!!! >_<

Kaze: They all need therapy......>_>

 

[the 4th Islander]

Phil: *burps the letter C.* (I don't know if that's possible though....)

Steve: C.

T4I: cheesecake!!!!!! C. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Jimmy: *looks at T4I* fishy thinks your nuts.

 

[TheMuffinMan]

*is too busy making pina colata's to talk*

Talk to jackie, I'm busy *hands Riku a shot of vodka*

Slam it Riku!

*Riku is totlaly drunk now and get's in a fight with ned*

Jackie: *is drunk* Q god damnit!

Me: Uhh >_>

Jackie: I said Q!!!

Me: *hands dancbanks a C shaped pineapple

 

[the 4th Islander]

Phil: C's good.

Jimmy: *singing opra* I-LOVE-MY-FI-I-SHY LOVELY-AS-CAN-BE -LA-LA-LA-LALALA-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T4I, Steve, and Phil: *sitting there with earmuffs.*