I like the vice idea.
Seems kind of cruel. :3
Xemnas: He was a loser, a Nobody.
Xigbar: ... Quick to shoot down theories
Xaldin: Air-headed.
Vexen: Your as cold as ice!
Lexaeus: Really, really stupid.
Zexion: Emo gypsie.
Saix: Power hungry omnom.
Axel: Gaiz.
Demyx: He was gay too and got wet around Axel.
Luxord: Probably an alcoholic in addition to the gambling.
Marluxia: Metro- aha!, NOT gay.
Larxene: constant PMSing
Roxas: Goody two shoe
Xion: Con artist.
xD