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I think the title speaks for itself. Come up with a game idea so stupid that it’ll sell like complete trash. Here’s my idea:

World War Z: Undead Olympics

Play as millions of zombies at once, where you do dashing and hurdles. And nothing else.

(Well, except for the minigame where you infect thousands and destroy entire cities)
 

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The Trump Dating Sim. Were you can grab 'm by the pussy and offspring is free game.
 

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Another Fallout game that's multiplayer.
 

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Tax Return Simulator

You can choose from a variety of tax regime scenarios and customise your character with job classes and familial situations. Then you get all the fun of filling in forms, gathering documents and counting assets all without the risk of being charged with tax fraud.
 

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The Child Simulator

It's just Baby Yoda: The Game

Tax Return Simulator

You can choose from a variety of tax regime scenarios and customise your character with job classes and familial situations. Then you get all the fun of filling in forms, gathering documents and counting assets all without the risk of being charged with tax fraud.

Uh idk what you are talking about that actually sounds really fun. But also I really enjoy doing my taxes so...hm.
 

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Beat you up
It's a beat em up that the mere act of moving deals damage to your character. And there are no items that give you health.
 

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A brand new KH game where there is extremely long loading times and controls that are just as glitchy as Sonic 06. When you complete a world the only way to progress the story is paying real money to unlock the next world and you have to do this every single time. Also every world will feature a very badly designed escort mission with terrible A.I that will die in one hit and you can no longer skip cutscenes.
 
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A Souls-like game where anything and everything can kill you. For example you would have an allergy meter, and if you spend too much time around flowers, house pets etc. the meter will fill up, causing your character to sneeze and the very act of sneezing causes death.
 

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A Cory in the House sequel to the DS game, only there's no Cory to be found anywhere within the game.
 
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A Cory in the House sequel to the DS game, only there's no Cory to be found anywhere within the game.
Max, you a busta

Mortal Kombat + Rabbids Racing!
 
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Paperwork Simulator

It’s a paperwork simulation but with no gimmick at all. Just paperwork from your industry of choice. You can also select which country the paperwork is based in so you have to deal with new paperwork filing systems and paper cultures. This affects how much paperwork has to be done and what steps have to be taken for all of the paperwork.
 
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A racing game using the same tracks & scaling as a typical car racing game but is only played with sloths.
 

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Mario Party™ Surprise!!!™—A new addition to the Mario Party franchise! It is a free-to-start online service title that is exclusive to Nintendo Switch Online™ members. The game's main mode, the Surprise Party mode functions very similarly to Mario Party: Star Rush™'s main mode Toad Scramble, where players are able to move freely all over the board and each character has their own dice block in addition to the standard dice.

Unique to this iteration, all characters have favored minigames and boards, meaning that some characters will automatically do better than others in these areas! This is because all characters, alongside most minigames and several boards, are unlocked by the Surprise Box, which acts as this game's gacha system. Getting duplicates of characters, minigames, and boards can be used to level the originals up, unlocking benefits and features not previously seen in their previous versions. Examples include Mario™ having a Dash Mushroom™ at the start of a game, a certain minigame being able to reward more Coins™, and a new section of a board being unlocked.

Stars™ are used as a premium currency, making it all the more important to win at Mario Party! 100 Stars™ are required to open the standard Surprise Box which guarantees 5 minigames, a 1% chance rate of a board, and a 0.3% rate of a character. Players can opt to pay a real fee of at maximum $15.99 to compensate for any missing Stars™. In addition to a daily free Surprise Box, compatible Super Mario and Super Smash Bros. series amiibo™ can be used up to 4 times daily to open amiibo™ Surprise Boxes. Characters such as Mario™, Luigi™, Princess Peach™, Toad™, Yoshi™, and Bowser™ have a 5% chance rate in these Surprise Boxes if their respective amiibo™ are used.

Players that download the game will immediately be gifted one of these 4 characters—Yellow Toad™, Blue Toad™, Red Toad™, and Green Toad™, 5 random minigames, and the beginning board—Mushroom Crossing, all for free! To access the rest of the game however, players will need to pay a one-time real fee of $59.99. As an online service, each week the game will give access to one spotlight board that is accessible to everyone who has paid the one-time $59.99 fee, including players who have not unlocked the board from Surprise Boxes. Additionally, new characters may occasionally be released as a one week timed exclusive. The game also offers a single player story mode experience that is heavily inspired by the gameplay style seen in Mario Party 9 and Mario Party 10.

The game also offers a service called the VIP Pass that costs a real monthly payment of $4.99 where members get exclusive benefits such as discounted deals across the board, as well as additional exclusive spotlight boards and characters each week. For example, Surprise Boxes will only cost 75 Stars™ or a maximum real time fee of $11.99.

The game overall is a timed exclusive for Nintendo Switch Online™ members that will be available for roughly a year. The online services will last for another 6 months, before being permanently terminated with the game data being designed to be automatically deleted or rendered useless on all Nintendo Switch™ family of systems on its final day.
 
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Mario Party™ Surprise!!!™—A new addition to the Mario Party franchise! It is a free-to-start online service title that is exclusive to Nintendo Switch Online™ members. The game's main mode, the Surprise Party mode functions very similarly to Mario Party: Star Rush™'s main mode Toad Scramble, where players are able to move freely all over the board and each character has their own dice block in addition to the standard dice.

Unique to this iteration, all characters have favored minigames and boards, meaning that some characters will automatically do better than others in these areas! This is because all characters, alongside most minigames and several boards, are unlocked by the Surprise Box, which acts as this game's gacha system. Getting duplicates of characters, minigames, and boards can be used to level the originals up, unlocking benefits and features not previously seen in their previous versions. Examples include Mario™ having a Dash Mushroom™ at the start of a game, a certain minigame being able to reward more Coins™, and a new section of a board being unlocked.

Stars™ are used as a premium currency, making it all the more important to win at Mario Party! 100 Stars™ are required to open the standard Surprise Box which guarantees 5 minigames, a 1% chance rate of a board, and a 0.3% rate of a character. Players can opt to pay a real fee of at maximum $15.99 to compensate for any missing Stars™. In addition to a daily free Surprise Box, compatible Super Mario and Super Smash Bros. series amiibo™ can be used up to 4 times daily to open amiibo™ Surprise Boxes. Characters such as Mario™, Luigi™, Princess Peach™, Toad™, Yoshi™, and Bowser™ have a 5% chance rate in these Surprise Boxes if their respective amiibo™ are used.

Players that download the game will immediately be gifted one of these 4 characters—Yellow Toad™, Blue Toad™, Red Toad™, and Green Toad™, 5 random minigames, and the beginning board—Mushroom Crossing, all for free! To access the rest of the game however, players will need to pay a one-time real fee of $59.99. As an online service, each week the game will give access to one spotlight board that is accessible to everyone who has paid the one-time $59.99 fee, including players who have not unlocked the board from Surprise Boxes. Additionally, new characters may occasionally be released as a one week timed exclusive. The game also offers a single player story mode experience that is heavily inspired by the gameplay style seen in Mario Party 9 and Mario Party 10.

The game also offers a service called the VIP Pass that costs a real monthly payment of $4.99 where members get get exclusive benefits such as discounted deals across the board, as well as additional exclusive spotlight boards and characters each week. For example, Surprise Boxes will only cost 75 Stars™ or a maximum real time fee of $11.99.

The game overall is a timed exclusive for Nintendo Switch Online™ members that will be available for roughly a year. The online services will last for another 6 months, before being permanently terminated with the game data being designed to be automatically deleted or rendered useless on all Nintendo Switch™ family of systems on its final day.
Thank God EA doesn't own Mario. Because if they did, this game would probably actually happen.
 

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An open world adventure game after every boss and antagonist has already been beaten.
You're basically living in a mystical medieval setting without any quests or enemies.
Everyone is happy to be alive and no one wants to fight with anyone.
 

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An open world adventure game after every boss and antagonist has already been beaten.
You're basically living in a mystical medieval setting without any quests or enemies.
Everyone is happy to be alive and no one wants to fight with anyone.
The inverse of this. You play a game where there's an evil ABOUT to rise and destroy the world, but hasn't happened yet, so your goal the whole game is to place items and such in dungeons, and otherwise prepare the way for the actual hero who will come to do the quest. Basically, a Zelda Maker where the dungeons themselves are not playable.
 
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