Canada is huuuuuggggeee!!! If you could, you can rebel against us and call it South Canada....! And in the history books in the near future would say: The U.S didn't have a chance against both Canada and Mexico for they were sandwiched together from the top to bottom. Leading a non-hostile takeover from Canada, (the Prime Minister was willing to give the President 10 Canadian Dollars for the U.S, of which President Bush happily took), and the secret infiltration from the Mexican workers and the government was torn from the inside and out...Europe didn't want to get involved and Japan just shrugged it off as another investment on their part, the U.S would fall inevitably and possibly for the best.
And on a good note, Pizza Hut no longer gave us ham when we ordered for Canadian Bacon...Huzzah!
Yes, go randomness!
Hooray for Canada and Mexico! Long live Canadian Bacon and Enchiladas! Yum!