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they ARE TOO FAR APART WHICH MEANS I WONT READ IT..

sorry.. i didnt read any of it.. since its too far apart that my eyes have to go down and down until they mess up...
 

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um.. can please get back to my show since ya started talk. I didn't mean to interrupted

Aurie: Ay ya, am back. since GEU interrupted my story, so let's conitue.

Aurie: Meanwhile, I saw Kairi on the floor bleeding to death. I put her up from the floor see blood dripping from the body. Lay her down on the bed while I get some first aid-kit to stop the bleeding.

DWU: So let get this straight. You said that Riku kill kairi while you was at work lazy around.

Aurie: Shut your mouth you old bad @$$ mother f*cker. That why your momma left you for having sex with a dog.

DWU:...........

Aurie: Anyway, the bleeding want stop. Kairi is gonna die. I was too busy looking at that muscle guy from next door. He was so fine.

Kairi: Aurie...

Aurie: I turn around look at her while she was bleeding to death. I grab her hand,"Kairi... *crying* don't die. Think of the kids we gonna have baby.

Kairi: Your gay... I didn't know that.

Aurie: It was a joke girl.

Kairi: aaahhh...

Aurie: Kairi!

Kairi: I have a favorite to ask you...

Aurie: What my fairy little angel?

Kairi: K-kill Riku... and tell Sora.. I... I lov... .................

Aurie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aurie: It was sad that I have to see Kairi that I make my revenge. Til I order some pizza.

I pick up the phone call the pizza hut.

Sora: Hello this is the pizza hut. How can I help you.

Aurie: Sora? I didn't know work at the pizza. Anyway, I'll have some pepperoni with extra cheese and hot sauce.

Sora: Okay I"ll bring it to you.

Aurie: Alrite *hang up*

RSU: How up? You are suppose to tell him that Kairi is dead.

Aurie: Shoot I forgot that Sora is coming over to my house to bring the pizza. Well folks see what happen next til I get my pizza.
 
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It seems that its more sad than funny

99% sad
1% funny

ok... this is like ha ha funny..

Kairi while chasing riku: I sampled some of your urine SO i could find out who it WAS!!!
YOU DID DRINK MY ORANGE JUICE!! YOU STOLE MY CHOCOLATE BAR AND YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CRACK!
Riku: O_O
*a police car stops nearby and hears the whole thing*
riku: oh sh..
*police arrests riku and kairi beats him up*
*riku goes to Crack Addition School*

Crack Boy: hey my name is crack boy, im addicted to crack.
Riku: get me out of here... but this place isn't so bad.. they have crack in this school.
Rikku: Yoo hoo Riku Poo!
Riku: HOLY FU**ING MOTHER OF A B****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*40 mins later*
RIKU: LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*riku pulls the door but it wont budge*
Crack Boy whipsers to Rikku: Your cousin is really stupid. He doesn't even know thats a push door!

ok???.... now make it funny... and make NEW jokes this time... no sad stuff..
because that makes laughter go down in hell.
 

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Aurie: Kari!

Aurie: I look at her while she was laying down dead. When knew that the blood on the floor is not real. I taste blood and it-it taste like ketchup. When I realize it is ketchup. And that means...

Kairi: Aurie. Why are you doing?

Aurie: Kairi! Your alive oh thank you jeus!

Kairi: Alive? What are you talking? Oh you thought I was dead. It was ketchup.

Aurie: I know that. So you want to kill Riku.

Kairi: Well... yeah.

Aurie: Why?

Kairi: Because he rip my skirt.

Aurie: Oh hell no. No one rip my girlfriend skirt. Til I do something first.

Aurie: I went to my room to my gun. I put some black paint on my cheeks. Tie a bandana on my head canna look like am in the war. Kairi will stay up while I take care of Riku.

BFU: So you gonna kill him?

Aurie: Hell yeah I would.

Aurie: Anyway, I went downstairs. Trumble down the stairs til I fell on my head. I saw Riku on the couch looking at friday after next. Roll on the floor and hid behind the couch.

Aurie: Riku I got some joke for you.

Riku: What?

Aurie: Knock knock

Riku: Who there?

Aurie: Boo.

Riku: Boo who?

Aurie: Don't cry somebody got to kill you... TONIGHT!

Riku: Wha... UH OH!

Aurie: Rise my gun at him til he started to run. Then, I am at him to his leg.

Bang!

Riku: OH MY LEGGGGGGGG!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Aurie: DIE BOY! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Kairi: Aurie... stop!

Aurie: I can't!

Aurie: Kairi got of hold of me. She want let me. Then when I stop shooting, I started to cry on Kairi's shoulder. She felt what I felt. Thats when I knew, I sing I believe I can fly.

Aurie: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky, I think about it every night and day... spread your wings and fly away.

Kairi & Aurie: I believe I can soul, you see me running through open doooooor. I believe I can fly.

Riku: I can fly.

Kairi & Aurie: I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly.

Aurie: Riku was playing the clarient.. til he dead. And thats the end of my story.

DWU: That was wonderful.

BFU: I hate it.

Aurie: Bite my hairy mental @$$!

BFU: Your not robot.

Aurie: Yes I am. See watch.

She turn into a robot. Rise her machine gun.

DD: OH CRAP!

Aurie: Say hello to my little friend!

Shoot everybody

Aurie: Bye everyone.
 

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Get over it.

KH2Researcher and Aurie are not funny. If people find you funny, they are the kind with a poor and crude sense of humor.
 

Thelonepickle

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Same, C_U.

Seriously.

AND IT'S NOT "I believe I can soul". It's "I believe I can SOAR", idiot.
 

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listen here, am sick of tired of you big mouth of yours. I know I can spelled good but I can respelled. so shut up. and you are a idiot, idiot.
 

Thelonepickle

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Yeah, considering you had sixteen errors in that last post, I'd say you have more issues than just spelling...

I don't see ANY errors in MY post, so WHO'S the idiot here?

Yeah, you just think about that for a while.
 
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