Fanfiction ► Aurie's comedy and funniest videos show

[Aurie]

"Here she is... Aurie!,"

Crowd: Yeeeeee!

Aurie: Welcome to my comdey and funniest videos show. Today I have a special quest. He's a boy who always seal the holes. Give it up for Sora.

Crowd: Sora! Sora! Sora!

One from the audience: Sora you gay!

Sora: Who said that!?

The audience point an man from the back sit. Sora got his keyblade and kill him from the back sit.

Sora: Ya want some of this?

Crowd: No.

Sora: Good.

Aurie: Hello Sora, how is you Riku?

Sora: He doing something over a year since we separated and Kairi... I don't know what happen to her.

Aurie: Where's Donald and Goofy?

Sora: They guarding the ship.

Aurie: Oh well let's the start the show.

Aurie gonna tell a knock knock to Sora.

Aurie: Hey Sora, knock knock.

Sora: who's there?

Aurie: mary

Sora: mary who?

Aurie: mary me I love you.

Crowd: [laughing]

Sora: Haha thats funny. Serious do like me?

Aurie: A little.

????: Hey!

They look back from the audience. Kairi came running to the set and tackle.

Aurie: Hey. G-Get off me. Security!

Kairi: You can marry Sora you *beep* am marry him you mother *beep*

Sora: Kairi get off of her.

Sora and the security trying to get Kairi off on Aurie.

35 mintues later

Aurie: [catching her breath] okay since thats over. am gonna tell Sora another joke since he got knock out from Kairi.

Sora: Don't worry am okay.

Aurie: okay. Why did Riku wear a diapper to the party?

Sora: I don't know what?

Aurie: Because he don't won't to be a party pooper.

Crowd: [laughing]

Sora: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (fell on the floor)

Aurie: that cracks me up.

Riku: Its sure is.

Aurie: where you came from?

Riku: back door.

Sora: Riku?

Aurie: um sorry Riku it just a joke.

Riku left with out a word

Aurie: Hmp.. jack *beep*

Sora: Hey! (got out his keyblade)

Aurie: Well since am running away from Sora! Here's a funny clip from the deep dive from: BFU, DWU, GEU, and STU.

They show a clip where the deep dive was having a meeting at the strange beach

BFU: Okay I'll go to the store to get milk while ya stay here nothing.

DWU: Why you have to go?

BFU: Because I drive fool.

Aurie was standing behind to bfu. We he turn, she kick his nuts.

BFU: WTF!

Aurie: That for killing my dog you son the of *beep*

Shoot the deep dive a bird. The clip ended

Aurie: Now who put that there.

Crowd: Uh-oh

Aurie: Don't tell me... they behind are they.

The audidence shook their heads.

Aurie: OH *beep*

Aurie: See ya everybody! (ran from the back door)

 

[Aurie]

Announcer: And now ladies and gentlemans here is your favorite person, Aurie

[Appausle]

Crowd: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

She didn't came out

Annoucer: I said here your favorite person, Aurie.

Still she didn't came out. Then a phone call ring.

*ring ring*

Announcer: Hello, Aurie? Where you at you suppose to be in the show.

Aurie: (talking to the announcer on the phone) You say that my show is cancelled.

Announcer: I didn't said your show is cancelled.

Aurie: Yeah but Riku sai.... DAMMINT!

I got in to my car call my hommy and my dog.

Trapped in the closet part 4 is playing.

Aurie: now am driving to show to a 85 through lane through fire in my eye. I got how million thoughts go through my mind and said man am gonna get Riku for telling me that my show in cancelled. When I check my review, I can't not believe this.

[Police sirens on]

Aurie: Dam! here come that police. I drove from the back from the stoppping light. I drove from the back from thinking. Then he came up to me and said...

Police: [/I] Licience and resterstied please.

Aurie: I said look officer is there something wrong.

Police: Look I stop to tell you to stop singing that crap.

Aurie: Oh well can you please hurry up because I got a show to run.

He gave me to ticket and I ride on. Two hours later, I made it to the show.

Aurie: Sorry am late. I having so trouble thanks Riku.

See Riku behind the audience.

Aurie: I see you ther you son na of *beep*. Okay today we have two guest is from ff7 give it up for Aerith and Cloud.

Crowd: Yeeeeeee!

Aurie: So you two you what to hear a joke today.

Aerith and Cloud: Sure

Aurie: Okay. Knock knock

Aerith & Cloud: Who there?

Aurie: Pooch

Aerith & Cloud: Pooch who?

Aurie: Pooch your arm around, baby.

Aerith & Cloud: Hahahahaha

Crowd: Hahahahahahah

Aurie: okay okay here another one. Knock knock.

Everybody: who there?

Aurie: Mickey.

Everybody: Mickey who?

Aurie: Mickey is lost so that's why I'm knocking.

Crowd: Hahahahahaha

Mickey: What so funny?

Crowd: .......

[cricket chipping]

Aurie: o k. So Cloud I find out you like Aerith is that true.

Cloud: Yeah.

Aurie: I found a funniest clip from a person who was talking walk last night and said that you was drunk an accidently have slept with Aerith.

Crowd:

Cloud: No I didn't.

Aurie: show the clip

Show Cloud was drinking beer.

Cloud: Oh man. oooooooohhh.... Hey Tifa.

Aerith: Cloud am not Tifa

Cloud: Let go to car.

Aerith: put me down.

The tape skip a screen. Show Aerith and Cloud having their freak on.

Aerith: OH CLOUD!

Aurie: How that thought we a call from 7th heaven?

It was Tifa on the phone

Tifa: CLOUD YOU B*STRD.

Cloud: Crap!

Aurie: good night folks.

 

[Aurie]

Hm.. no one posting it. oh well

Aurie: Hey ya. Am at some house today. Am having dinner with the Deep Dive.

Aurie: In dinner, we have: chicken, pizza, heartless on a stick, and hawiian punch.

It was time for dinner

DWU: So Aurie, got any jokes today?

Aurie: Hell yeah I do.

Aurie: okay. Knock, knock

DD: who there?

Aurie: bow

DD: bow who?

Aurie: not bow who, bow bow.

DD: *laughing*

Crowd: *laughing too*

Aurie: Hey i just remember. last night when I came homw from work.

Flashback

Aurie:[/I] I open my font door and saw Riku sitting on the couch. he was watching next friday movie. so i told him...

Aurie: Riku what hell you did to my house. and where Kairi?

Riku: in the room sleep.

Aurie: so i went upstairs to check on Kairi. when i opening to door it was dark. i walk around little til i trip over something.

GEU: so you telling us that you trip on something.

Aurie: hey who said you can interrupted my story.

GEU: your momma.

DD: o_0 oooooooooooh.

Aurie: oh h*ll no. *attack GEU*

We'll be right back.

 

[Atnihs]

the first and third ones were good but the second one was more o.0

 

[Aurie]

oh because i put a song. you ever hear r.kelly trapped in the closet. I listen to it all times ever time it shows. I like to jokes since 5th grade, 6, 7, and 8. got it from a joke book.

 

[Thelonepickle]

This is absolutely the DUMBEST, LAMEST, MOST STUPID FIC I'VE EVER READ! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?!

This is just pathetic. Give up. And you triple posted, fool.

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

It's... Just... Not... Funny.

I'm sorry.

 

[Thelonepickle]

Don't be, C_U. It's her fault she's pathetic. Not yours.

 

[Aurie]

but still i still do speak engish stupid! I really can tells joke though.

 

[Thelonepickle]

Well, you can't WRITE in proper English. I counted 46 mistakes in your FIRST CHAPTER. And I was being NICE.

You're the idiot here. You honestly think I'M stupid? Take a look at your own fic. There's this cool thing...

It's called...




























































































PUNCTUATION! USE IT, FOOL!

 

[Aurie]

just shut up and get out my face!

 

[Thelonepickle]

Dudette... THIS IS A WEBSITE! I'M NOT IN YOUR FLIPPIN' FACE, LOSER! Lol, you n00bs are absolutely HILARIOUS!

 

[lilazngurl963]

hey, pickle person... you should be nicer to aurie in this fic and her other one you noe?
aurie!!!! long time no chat!

 

[Thelonepickle]

No, I don't 'noe', as I have no idea what 'noe' is supposed to mean.

You hopeless n00bs are SO FUNNY! Ha, I laugh at you!

 

[Atnihs]

why dont you stuff your muffins and go to a site where you are accepted you idiotic jerk!

 

[Ethereal Leon]

I don't know about anyone else but it sure made me laugh ^-^. Good job.

 

[Thelonepickle]

Oh, the words, they hurt me so badly! *rolls eyes*

Excuse me, but I am quite accepted on this site, thanks very much. Unlike you two. Well, thank goodness you have each other. Two n00bs are soo much funnier than just one.

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Pickle is widely accepted. She has points. You aren't writing in proper english. That makes it a lot harder to read. And punctuation is missing. Try looking on a milk carton. You might recognize it.

 

[Atnihs]

whatever happened to nicely saying what was wrong with something rather than this?

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

whatever happened to nicely saying what was wrong with something rather than this?

Don't remember that being a rule.