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[FudgemintGuardian]

Because destiny is never left to chance.

Why hasn't Gaston appeared in Kingdom Hearts?

 

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Because nobody stays out of KH like Gaston!!

Why hasn't Sora noticed his shoes are to damn big?

 

[BufferAqua]

Because he is Mickey.

Who are Aqua's birth parents?

 

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Doesn't matter because they committed suicide after she was abducted by a strange old man carrying a big key

Who are Terra's parents?

 

[BufferAqua]

Patrick Star and Cosmo

Who are Riku's parents?

 

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Time traveling Aqua and Ventus

Who are Ven's parents?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Master Xehanort and Sora's grandma

Who are Kairi's parents?

 

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Mega and *gets tackled before can finish*

Who is Axel's parents?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Reno. Just Reno.

How did Terra's and Aqua's parents react to some guy giving them deadly weapons and then taking their children away?

 

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They didn't because Eraqus killed them.

How did Xehanort's family react to him leaving home?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Tears of joy and relief, a feeling that their house was no longer haunted by a dark, foreboding cloud, and huge party...

What does Organization XIII wear under their coats?

 

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Nothing. They're a flashmob in another sense of the word.

Where is Muke?

 

[BlackOsprey]

Flying on a magical reindeer to Planet Nowhere.

What happened to the bacon in my fridge?

 

[MegaWallflower]

It formed a union and left to seek better employment opportunities.

What does pork taste like?

 

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Like fancy bacon.

What does wine taste like?

 

[BlackOsprey]

Like expired grape juice.

Why does eating junk food leave me feeling awful these days?

 

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Because it's junk

Why does everything make me feel awful these days?

 

[MegaWallflower]

Because it's autumn and everything is dying

Why are some leaves crunchy and some aren't?

 

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Because they aren't able to get wet~

Why is some snow white and some yellow?

 

[BlackOsprey]

Some idiot was pouring honey all over the snowcones, but he eventually ran out.

Why do dogs like people so much?