hey im jus wondering why do you hate naruto? Please explaine your reasons.
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hey im jus wondering why do you hate naruto? Please explaine your reasons.
I believe I have a link that can explain this perfectly. Take everything said in this link and apply it to Naruto.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=145
I had actually decided to watch an episode of Naruto the other dya. I shall summarize for you.
Neji, Nyagi, Nike or whatever the hell his name is was in a battle with naruto, the titular character. I shall refer to the former character as N-Boy, simply because I do not know his name.
After a long and greivous third-person explanation of what the following meant, I had learned that Naruto's opponent had successfully blocked all 64 chakra points to Naruto's body, thereby severely limiting Naruto's ability to move and completely demolishing any ability to use chakra. What chakra and chakra points are, I do not know, possibly some kind of fuel for magic and whatnot.
Regardless, Naruto gives a long-winded speech about how determination can overcome anything. The sheer veracity of this claim is evident in Naruto's entire existence. According to Wikipedia, this kid's been a failure his entire life. Evolution should've wiped him out years ago. Evidently, this kid's only reason for living is simply to become a good ninja. Yay for him. Why bother with the respect of a village that hates you when you can just as easily move to another?
Naruto, severely beaten and unable to use any chakra, godmodes. He completely bypasses anything N-boy has just done and, even though N-boy has not taking more than three hits at all, wins with a single left hook. I feel the need to reiterate that:
Naruto = Severely beaten. Unable to use chakra.
N-boy = Hardly hurt at all.
Naruto simply thinks he can win, gives N-Boy a left hook and completely paralyzes N-Boy. I was not aware paralyisis and subsequent unconciousness was capable by hitting someone in the jaw.
In short, Naruto is a whiney little jackass who needs a lovely little dose of reality. The anime sucks, the manga sucks and it all reeks of Japanese crap eagerly eaten up by wapunese people most likely such as yourself.
pepsi458 original post said:*laughs at face* learn some human anatomey please if the neck is broken, yes it can be broken by an under hook, then they are paralized.
pepsi458 corrected post said:*laughs at face* Please learn some human anatomy. If the neck is broken, and yes it can be broken by an left hook, then they are paralyzed.
Regardless of a super boost of chakra or not, Naruto's physical pressure points were assaulted. Whether he had spiritual energy is irrelevant. Physically, he should've been completely unable to move at all.
*laughs at face* Learn some proper grammar please. I've taken the liberty of correcting your post as well as embolding my corrections.
The use of logic would be a marvelous feat as well. The N-boy's neck was not broken by the left hook. If the child's neck were broken, he would be either screaming in pain or dead. Neither occured.
There was no explanation for the child's sudden lack of movement skills. He laid there, staring at the sky and listening to Naruto drone away about how destiny can be changed.
But wait, let us go with your explanation. A left hook can break someone's neck. Pressure points, which are remarkably similar to chakra points, are also capable of killing or incapacitating an opponent when hit correctly. Evidently, N-boy is a master of that particular skill and struck all of Naruto's pressure/chakra points with precise force and accuracy. Naruto should either be dead or deeply unconcious, regardless of whatever stereotypical supernatural force resided within him. Sheer determination is worth nothing when you lose any functioning motor skills.
Do not attempt to take me on. You will lose horribly.
Why do ppl like this crappy anime? XD
*grins* Yes, yes, we all know my grammer and spelling are horrible, thanks for pionting that out for like the 100th time. Now, two things, one when a bone breakes sometimes you go numb (believe me I know). Secondly, for a person who deos not like the show you sure do know a lot about it.
Now if you would like to continue your febal persute to prove me wrong, please continue.
pepsi458 original said:*grins* Yes, yes, we all know my grammer and spelling are horrible, thanks for pionting that out for like the 100th time. Now, two things, one when a bone breakes sometimes you go numb (believe me I know). Secondly, for a person who deos not like the show you sure do know a lot about it.
Now if you would like to continue your febal persute to prove me wrong, please continue.
pepsi458 edited said:*grins* Yes, yes, we all know my grammar and spelling are horrible. Thanks for pointing that out for the 100th time. Now, there are two things I wish to say. Firstly when a bone breaks sometimes you go numb. Believe me, I know. Secondly, for a person who does not like the show you sure do know a lot about it.
Now, if you would like to continue your feeble pursuit to prove me wrong, please go on.
I will have you know this is at MOST, the third time I've ever insulted you about your grammar. I have not even spoken to or been conciously aware of your existence more than a dozen times and I find it highly improbable that I could've insulted your obviously horrid skills, or a vast lack thereof, anywhere near one hundred times.
In order for it to be known that N-boy's neck had broken, N-boy would be, as I said, screaming in pain or dead. If we are to allow your numb scenario to be played out, N-boy would be, by process of elimination, dead. Breaking one's arm is nowhere near similar to the breaking of one's neck, nor is it anywhere nere as potentially life-threatening.
I do not need to watch Naruto to know about it. One episode was more than enough for me to point out the obvious flaws, cliches and overall unimaginative fecal matter that surged through it's very being.
I believe I will. It seems to be a marvelous way to past the time whilst you continue your fruitless quest to disprove my claims.
I find this quite funny and flaturing, a high school teacher is being schooled by a high school freshman.
pepsi458 edited said:I find this quite funny and flattering. A high school teacher is being schooled by a high school freshman.