You Know you Suck at KH When..

[SoulEater]

Yep, this has always been a fun thread. Rules are simple, just post something that would only happen if you honestly suck at KH. Dont flame me and scream, "THIZ SHULD B IN FRUM GAMEZ!111!!ONE!!!", Because it shouldn't be, n00bs.

Anyway, I'll start:

You know you suck at KH when you can't beat the tutorial.

 

[Cloudy_Card]

you know you suck at KH when you think the castle they show in Deep Jungle is Twilight Town. face!

 

[.:Roxas:.]

you know you suck at kh when you buy a gameshark for ps2

 

[Kairiissocute]

you know you suck at kh when you find out that sora wields some kind of "keyblade" when you first seal the keyhole at wonderland

 

[Coffee Lover]

You know you suck at KH when . . .
It takes you a week to beat Ansem Possessed Riku at Hollow Bastion.
You die more than five times trying to beat the boss in the third district in Traverse Town.
You have to train in order to beat Clayton in Deep Jungle World.
You die the first time after you beat Ansem for the second time in the end of the world trying to beat him after he has transformed.

 

[Kingdom2917]

You know you suck at KH when Selphie beats you in the beginning

 

[Sora Ultima]

You know you suck at kh when you think the heartless are your friends and that they team up with you and when they kill you, you get all confused!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

You know you sucj at kh when you have to look at a guide to figure out how to seal the world 100 acre woods

 

[Yuyin]

You know you suck at kh when you think the heartless are your friends and that they team up with you and when they kill you, you get all confused!!!!!!

lol yea i thought that at first

any ways you know that u suck at Kh when ur mom beats cerberus in one try when it takes u 5

 

[Exile]

U know u suck at KH when, your favorite Weapon is a wooden stick shaped like a sword

 

[TheMuffinMan]

You know you suck at KH when:

-Your convinced that Riku and Sora love each other

-You go through the entire game without getting a single dalmation

-You never found out thatg you could switch/equip keyblades/abilities/items

-It took you a week to figure out that you can't hit the fat heartless and the shield heartless int he front

-It takes you another week to figure out that you have to hit those 2 heartless in the back

- When fighting the wonderland boss, you couldn't figure out how to hit him, so you just stood on the table and let Donald and Goofy kill him

 

[TheTrueKeyBearer]

You know you suck at kh when you finally accept that you suck at this game.

 

[Endgame]

Y'know you suck at KH when...

Your friend already 'poorly' explained the game to you, and you tried to fight Riku when he helps you out against the parasite cage in Monstro.

You choose magic at the start. Because Magic is just Gay. You don't even get it until the forth world.

You had to use summons at any point in the game for any reason other then for Sadistic Pleasure.

You didn't realize that you can look up Jane's dress in deep jungle.

After you finish the game, you look at the instruction manual, and say: "Hey! Pressing Triangle makes Donald and Goofy do stuff!"

 

[TheTrueKeyBearer]

Y'know you suck at KH when...

Your friend already 'poorly' explained the game to you, and you tried to fight Riku when he helps you out against the parasite cage in Monstro.

You choose magic at the start. Because Magic is just Gay. You don't even get it until the forth world.

You had to use summons at any point in the game for any reason other then for Sadistic Pleasure.

You didn't realize that you can look up Jane's dress in deep jungle.

After you finish the game, you look at the instruction manual, and say: "Hey! Pressing Triangle makes Donald and Goofy do stuff!"

these are the stupidest things ive heard on this thread.

 

[Endgame]

these are the stupidest things ive heard on this thread.

Yes...somewhere in your Oh-So literate message, you failed to tell me why the hell I should care what you think, noob. When you have a reason as to why I would care less, come tell me.

 

[Zophar]

You know you suck at KH when... you can't beat Leon on Expert mode when you first arrive at traverse town.

 

[BHSora177]

You know you suck at KH when you just swim around the big Ursala, dodging her attacks, and letting your party members attack her.

 

[rapidX]

you know u suk at kh when u look at the guide in the begining getting pass the wepon part

 

[.:Axel:.]

You know you suck at KH when you can't figure out why the heartless aren't being killed by your Wooden Sword at the start.

 

[kairi2009]

You know you suck at kh when you can't beat cloud the first time you come to the coliseum, without levelling up!