Who Can Ask the Wrost N00B Question?

[SoulEater]

who can ask the worst n00b question? heres how it works. You say something SO n00bish it is hilarious. heres an example:

"who is this SORA kid i keep hearing about and when do i meet him?"

get it? good now ill start.

Why can i play as Cloud? it keeps making me play as this moron Sora!"

 

[mat]

Whats a Keyblade?

 

[King Sora]

What is kingdom hearts?

What is a Sora?

 

[Mikail]

" Is Kingdom Hearts out on X-box yet? I know it is out for PS2 and Gamecube!"

"Why does that kid Riku have white hair?"

 

[LishatheAeroMage]

Who is Donald Duck and Goofy?

 

[eevee]

"Is that Riku thing a he or she?"

"I heard KH2 is coming out this spring!! Is that right?! If so then I have all my money saved up!! Do you?!"

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[Chihiro]

1. Who is this Blonde Haired Kid? I think it's Sora, only that he died his hair blonde...
2. After playing Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, I've come to the conclusion that Namine is Kairi only with blonde hair as well. So did Kairi like, die or something?

NOTE: These are actual questions that I have been asked...could people be anymore stupid?

 

[Dark Sephiroth]

How many Ansems r there

 

[SoulEater]

what is Kingdom Farts?

Whos Leon rele? he rings a bell...maybe he is rele Cloud in disguise....he is familiar looking

 

[Clouds_hikari]

I have my game reserved for September! Do you?

this was acutally asked at my school....even after I told the dipwad it was pushed back even further

 

[Sora_Matrix]

Kingdom Hearts is from Disney?

Well, this was the only question that comes to my mind!

 

[SacredFireman]

Why do Cloud and Sephiroth fight? They're not even from the same game! I mean we all know Sephiroth killed Yuna in FF9.

 

[Xyza]

Is that a dream that Sora has in the beginning of kingdom hearts?

has kingdom hearts 2 come out yet? my friend says he has the game already.

(yes, ive heard these said somewhere but i dont remember where.)

 

[SoulEater]

is it true that the BHK is Tidus?

i wanna play as Tidus! i heard someone say you can...when and where do you!!!!!!!!???///!!!?1111oneoneone///?!!

 

[Oathkeeper1313]

Why is riku so evil?

 

[Sora is Barbie]

omg!! like, when i like, first play the game, this really gay movie comes on with sum chikk singn some wierd J-Pop song and ic all these weirdos on sum beach doin stuff anfd i cant even play becuz i hav 2 wach the movie is their anayway i can skip it???????? like, omfg!!!!!!11111shift!!!!!!!CAPS!!!!eleven111!!!!!1

 

[Xyza]

lets see another one ive heard was, "are Riku and Sora lovers? do they like each other because Riku gave Sora a papou fruit!"are they?!!!!!!!!

 

[KH Verteran]

WIll KH2 have a T rating?
Jeez! I've heard silly questions before but come on! Think a little harder please.

Oh that one called: "What if Sora was a Homosexual?"

 

[Zearth]

I just saw this brand new video called Dive Deep!!! I bet no one else has seen it!!! It has Kairi weilding two Keychains!!!!

 

[Emeraldringkey]

What is Jack Skellington?
What's a Heartless?
Is there anyway I can date Kairi?

Damn n00bs need to learn their place.