Well, my tongue is short and inflexible! Can't embarass myself right?
Tips on Kissing
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.... how much tongue do you plan on using?!
Size doesn't always matter :v and it takes practice dude, not everyone has the skill to roll their tongue and the like.
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I thought this was pretty funny and very relevant, but...
What sort of freaky shit are you doing with these girls that requires you to roll your tongue? More importantly, do they actually enjoy it? Because I'm always looking to improve my technique, maybe you can teach me something (no homo) but seriously -- what the fuck?
No, I don't really care about short most of the time, but more about the inflexibility. I can't really move my tongue a lot, especially downwards, since I have some condition known as Emperor's Tongue, which WILL make me throw up if my tongue is really pushed down.
Most tongue kissing skills requires high mobility of the tongue...
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Who the fuck are you, Gene Simmons? What sort of Olympic style make out sessions are you having that require this level of flexibility and strength?
I feel like either the rest of you are into some really weird shit, or my love life is just incredibly boring.
Well, at least the tongue still needs to move, and I would rather not do that for fear that she just might push down on my tongue and I REALLY vomit in her mouth.
A... Dog? Why a dog?
Oh yeah, no one kisses a dog with their tongue.
But isn't that degrading?
Oh yeah, no one kisses a dog with their tongue.
But isn't that degrading?
I'm not very popular and don't intend to be for awhile.
I myself only like to be popular on certain days of the week.
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Popularity and kissing is so overrated, it's all about licking my friend.
watch japanese lesbian porn.
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Basic Rules of Tongue Kissing
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by Bangkok Superpussy
Rule number one:
Her mouth can't get pregnant
Rule number two:
If your tongue aches the next morning, you have done something horribly wrong (take it from me)
Rule number three:
If you feel her uvula, you've gone too far
Her mouth can't get pregnant
Rule number two:
If your tongue aches the next morning, you have done something horribly wrong (take it from me)
Rule number three:
If you feel her uvula, you've gone too far
Hmm, that's 3 really useful tips.
But for tip 2, wouldn't you already screw up before you notice the next day? You've already lost your girl by that.
But for tip 2, wouldn't you already screw up before you notice the next day? You've already lost your girl by that.
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>: hey man, neither have i.
That's the whole point. I want to NOT lose girls through crappy kisses. Especially since this is my last year in a boy's school, I have to meet girls soon. Better make a good first impression.
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