Tiny Theory about the Gayblade

[Pinwheel]

Sorry for making you read this humongous piece of shit. Anyways, this is a little against that "Riku was Dual Wielding" when he gave the Gayblade to fat bitch Kairi. Yes, I believe in it. This theory goes against that though.
Ok. What do we know about the Gayblade. It's Gay. We've assumed that Riku decided to Dual Wield, but I beg to differ. Xion has a keyblade, no? Well. Let's just say during this whole little mess, Riku stumbles upon Xion. Something happens to her. Where does the keyblade go? He takes it. Although I can only assume, this is just a tiny thought. Afterall, after Xion's disappearance, we know nothing about what's happened to her. Thus, the keyblade being "fake" as stated by Riku, may have allowed him to take the keyblade away.
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[Reneeski]

i like this theory
and the Kairi bashing that comes with it.
makes sense truly
which surprises me

 

[Pinwheel]

i like this theory
and the Kairi bashing that comes with it.
makes sense truly
which surprises me

Thanks ;P. I'm just waiting for somebody to rip it apart though.

 

[keybladelegacy]

Sorry for making you read this humongous piece of shit. Anyways, this is a little against that "Riku was Dual Wielding" when he gave the Gayblade to fat bitch Kairi. Yes, I believe in it. This theory goes against that though.
Ok. What do we know about the Gayblade. It's Gay. We've assumed that Riku decided to Dual Wield, but I beg to differ. Xion has a keyblade, no? Well. Let's just say during this whole little mess, Riku stumbles upon Xion. Something happens to her. Where does the keyblade go? He takes it. Although I can only assume, this is just a tiny thought. Afterall, after Xion's disappearance, we know nothing about what's happened to her. Thus, the keyblade being "fake" as stated by Riku, may have allowed him to take the keyblade away.
Well, congratulations. You survived if you've read this far.
Welcome to the Fanfiction Forum
Well, comments will be accepted. And I have the fire suit prepared.

Or xions keyblade is really roxas.!

Which would ruin that.

 

[Vossler]

Why would Riku be weilding a Gayblade? but this theory isn't that bad.

 

[Pinwheel]

Or xions keyblade is really roxas.!

Which would ruin that.

We've already seen scans awhile back showing Xion had her own keyblade, I'm pretty sure on that,

 

[Reneeski]

Or xions keyblade is really roxas.!

say again?

Why would Riku be weilding a Gayblade? but thus theory isn't that bad.

don't you get it? he is gay the world will never know

We've already seen scans awhile back showing Xion had her own keyblade, I'm pretty sure on that,

i'll take your word for it

 

[keybladelegacy]

We've already seen scans awhile back showing Xion had her own keyblade, I'm pretty sure on that,

say again?

Im saying xions keyblade is really roxas kingdom key.

Of xion summoning her on keyblade.

Roxas and xion are never wielding the kingdom key at the same time.

 

[Key of Valor]

I also think that Xion's Keyblade will become Kairi's Keyblade.

And actually, there we have footage of both of them with their
Keyblades at the same time.

 

[Pinwheel]

Why would Riku be weilding a Gayblade? but this theory isn't that bad.

Uh. I didn't state he was wielding it. I meant that after something mysterious rape happened to Xion, he happened to take the keyblade.

 

[Vossler]

I thought that Roxas only technically weilded the Oathkeeper and Oblivion.

 

[Pinwheel]

I thought that Roxas only technically weilded the Oathkeeper and Oblivion.

Uh.. No. He wields KK, OathKeeper, and Oblivion. Which also makes me think of another part to add to this theory >. Rep for you.
EDIT: After realizing what was wrong with the idea, never mind. No new ideas :x

 

[Reneeski]

Uh. I didn't state he was wielding it. I meant that after something mysterious rape happened to Xion, he happened to take the keyblade.

lmao. agreed

I thought that Roxas only technically weilded the Oathkeeper and Oblivion.

he's wielded the KK though, and not the data one either

 

[Muse]

Wasn't this whole matter explained in an interview with Nomura of Riku splitting the Way to Dawn, keeping one Keyblade for himself and handing the other that has now been dubbed the 'Gayblade' to Kairi so she has at least some sort of protection/defense against the Heartless?

 

[Key of Valor]

No, it wasn't.

 

[Pinwheel]

Wasn't this whole matter explained in an interview with Nomura of Riku splitting the Way to Dawn, keeping one Keyblade for himself and handing the other that has now been dubbed the 'Gayblade' to Kairi so she has at least some sort of protection/defense against the Heartless?

Uh.. I'm pretty sure that he stated something along the lines of "It meant something deeper".

 

[MasterHearts7762]

Huh. This actually makes sense.

 

[Vossler]

lmao. agreed



he's wielded the KK though, and not the data one either

Okay thanks for clearing that up for me.

 

[Pinwheel]

Huh. This actually makes sense.

.__. Now I'm mad at myself for not posting this a month ago.

 

[Key of Valor]

Anyone ever notice that the first time Riku and Kairi's Keyblades appear
isn't until after the last time Roxas uses his Keyblades (which are supposed
to represent memories of Riku and Kairi). Plus in Roxas' battle against Sora,
he says 'tell me why [it] pick you' and then it does a sort of a close up on
the images of the Riku and Kairi on the floor following Roxas saying 'I see,
that's why'