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unknown_boy

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Hey find this somewhere check it out. It is so freaking true. Things that annoy me.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


4. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No idiot, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

6. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

7. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know jerk, you frigging pulled me over.

8. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

9. When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

10. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here, loser!

11. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

lol, so true.
 

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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours?
Actions speak louder than words.
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
I wouldn't put it past you.

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
They subconciously know that they need the exercise.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
To sit and look pretty.

4. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
See #2

5. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No idiot, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
To hide from the FBI.

6. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
Wrong. It can be improved so much to the extent that it's a new version.

7. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know jerk, you frigging pulled me over.
That's not the point at all. The cop is obviously trying to alert you that you are ignorant of your speed, or knowing, in which case you will be caugt knowingly breaking the law.

8. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
Sexual innuendos....

9. When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
There may come a time when your life may depend on a piece of paper. That you need to borrow. Don't rule that possibility out.

10. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here, loser!
There are plenty of reasons why people may stand waiting around bus stops. We call them paedophiles.

11. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
Can you not say NO? Can I ask you a question Unknown_boy? Did you just copy and paste straight from those fowarded emails?

Well done Unknown_boy, as if you couldn't sink lower in my, or the rest of the forum's estimation. Oh, and good luck growing those dreadlocks.
 
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7. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know jerk, you frigging pulled me over.


That is far from a stupid question. The police officer asks the driver this question so he knows whether or not the driver was speedingly willingly or it was an accident.

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questioning this comedy only because it'll make you look better since he stole it....LOLOLOLOLOL priceless
 

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Actually blackest night that's a pretty sad answer. Know why? Everybody lies. Someone could easily lie about how fast they were going. So, yeah.

Other than these are all quite obvious. I mean, who doesn't think of these things when it actually happens? I've questioned all on my own time.
 

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Hey find this somewhere check it out. It is so freaking true. Things that annoy me.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


4. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No idiot, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

6. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

7. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know jerk, you frigging pulled me over.

8. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

9. When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

10. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here, loser!

11. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

lol, so true.
This smells like copy-paste to me...=\
 
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Lmao. Older than the milk in my fridge.

It clearly is. Like he actually had the time to post something like that. It's too witty...
He clearly said:
Hey find this somewhere check it out. It is so freaking true. Things that annoy me.
So you know he didn't write it =/
 

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Actually blackest night that's a pretty sad answer. Know why? Everybody lies. Someone could easily lie about how fast they were going. So, yeah.
You're clearly not as smart as you claim. So what if they can lie? The cop knows how fast the speeder was going, so they could obviously tell that the speeder was lying.
 

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It would be in that person's best interest not to lie, Inner Demon. I am well aware every human has the capacity and capability to lie. There is no way to argue how fast you were going. Chances are, the cop has a radar gun or something of the sort in order to tell him what speed you were going.

If the cop were to ask you "Do you know how fast you were going?", it is in the person's best interest not to lie. If you did know how fast you were going, but you lied, you are deemed an irresponsible, unattentive driver. You would be checked for alcohol levels as well as any possible drugs.

If you were to reply with the truth as well as a valid reason, the police officer will most likely be far more lenient. Policemen and women are trained to detect lies. It is impossible to create a fully supported, coherent, sensible fabrication in the time it takes for you to be pulled over and the cop to ask you the question.
 

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Rebellion, you continue to be an idiot. That was my point. Everybody lies, but the cop would know. Therefore I doubt the cop would just flat out ask. But if he did a dumbass person could lie.

People don't consider best intentions. They just want to cover their ass. Try paying attention.
 

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Rebellion, you continue to be an idiot. That was my point. Everybody lies, but the cop would know. Therefore I doubt the cop would just flat out ask. But if he did a dumbass person could lie.
You could have said that flat out. I'm not going to take the time and delve out the meaning of your insulting posts.

Actually blackest night that's a pretty sad answer. Know why? Everybody lies. Someone could easily lie about how fast they were going. So, yeah.

Other than these are all quite obvious. I mean, who doesn't think of these things when it actually happens? I've questioned all on my own time.
See? No point. You just saying BN's answer was wrong.
 

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I assure you, Inner Demon, I am paying full attention. The cop will nigh always flat out ask "Do you know how fast you were going?" or question extremely close to it. It is standard procedure.

Aside from the aforementioned process of detecting liars, the cop may also ask the question so he may do the following:

a)Listen to the speech of the driver. Slurred speech indicates drunkeness.
b)Acheive a better view of the inside of the car. A person with less-than-admirable items will most likely attempt to remove those items from view. However, should a person be drunk or under any sort of influence, accompanied by the slight to extreme panic that may affect the driver, their actions will be rushed and usually, unsuccessful. The cop will see these items, ask what they are and the driver will be in more trouble.
c) Possible use of the olfactory organs to determine whether or not the driver's breath smells of alcohol.

Best intentions are not best interests.

My original point was that it is not a stupid question when a police officer asks "Do you know how fast you were going?"

I've yet to see you disprove that, Inner Demon. Your claim of "everybody lies" does not mean the question is a stupid one. The police officer detects the lies through the use of that question and, subsequently, through the answer given by the driver. Therefore, it has a valid point behind it and as such, is not a stupid question.

When you can prove that the question has no valid point nor reason behind it, nor any practical use, I will concede defeat. Until that time, you have provided nothing to refute my claim and as such, have failed thus far.
 
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