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Fanfiction ► Survivor: SQUARE STYLE (An RP Style FanFic)



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This fanfic is something me and my friends have been working on for ages, joking around at the lunch table. The result is this. The idea is pretty much finished, and we're already working on a sequal, Square Roadtrip. This is an incredibly wierd, random, and funny parody of everthing Square and Survivor, along with a few slightly racial jokes and cannabalistic references.

;>_>

Whelp, I have to get to class, so, character lists and such shall be in the next post!
 
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Characters:

Contestants:

Cloud: Clicheic main character. Also an idiot.
Tifa: Relatively normal when it comes to intelligence, but commonly bashed on for being "50% plastic"
Yuffie: Least favorite character. Creepy, and never seems to hit puberty.
Sephiroth: Tries to be angsty and evil, but is obviouisly a sissy.
Marche: Confused, mostly because he's on the wrong show. He was accidentally switched with Vincent at Big Brother's House: FFTA style.
Locke: Kleptomaniac.
Gau: Sophisticated englishman, but tries to hide it.
Marle: Clicheic blonde. Always seems to die and always seems to be brought back.
Lucca: A genius. Also a cannibal.
Squall: The only normal character.

Extras:

Narrator: Host of the show and deeply hated by contestants.
Moogle: Exists to point out puns and references.
Terra: Randomly pops out of places and says "It's...."
Aeris: Guest host. Also a zombie.
Yuna: "And now for something completely different".
Sora, Crono, Serge, and Lulu: Involved in "epic" car chase somewhere away from the island.
Edward and Alphonse Elric: guest stars
Barrett: Just part of obstical course. Likes fried chicken.
Chocobo Eater: Just another creature on the island.
Deaf Jewish Bagel Salesman: A waist of time...
Frog and Magus: The scene flashes to them when a HORRIBLE pun is made.
Ansem: Guest star and Tifa's "sugar daddy".

Big Brother: FFTA Style:

Ritz: Marche's VERY protective girlfriend. Also a taxidermist.
Montblanc & Mewt: Innocent bystanders.
Vincent: Misplaced. Doesn't like Vieras.
Vieras: Vieras. Not liked by Vincent.


First chapter(and possibly chance to move this to the fan fic section) tommorow!
 
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Day 1

Narrator: Hello, and welcome to Survivor: SQUARE STYLE! I'm the nameless narrator, and I shall be your host! I myself have never watched a single episode of any of the past survivor series, so how about we just put a bunch of Squaresoft characters on an island and see what happens, hmm?

Squall: Hey, wait a-
*ten various Squaresoft characters appear on an island in the middle of nowhere*

Narrator: There will be two teams, Blue Moogles, and Red Chocobos.

Tifa: But moogle's aren't-

Narrator: SHUT UP! I AM NARRATOR! I AM LAW!
*silence*

Narrator:....right then! Blue Moogles will be Cloud, Squall, Tifa, Marle, and Lucca. Red Chocobos will be Locke, Gau, Yuffie, Sephiroth, and Vincent.

Marche: *looking around*...this isn't the big brother house...

Narrator: And YOU aren't Vincent! Oh well. I'm off now, be sure to set up camp. I gave each team a machete, two tents, and some fire wood. I will now leave you all to set up camp!

*Blue Moogles side of the island*

Squall: *setting up tents* Why am I doing this again?

Tifa: Because you care about us?

Cloud: Because you can make something without destroying it?

Marle: Because I just had my nails done?

Lucca: Um...um...because...I need somewhere to keep my cook book...

*Red Chocobos side of the island*

Sephiroth:...hey, where's my sword?

Locke: *pants are buldging in a huge Masamune shape* I dunno.

Yuffie: Where's my gameboy?

Locke: *pocket buldging* I dunno.

Gau: Where's Marche?

Locke: *shirt buldging and it seems like something is struggling inside of it* I dunno...

*night, on the Blue Moogle side of the island*

Cloud: *in the confessional* Well, things are going just great! Everyone's getting along nicely. Except Squall. He hit me because I insulted his sword. What's his big deal? Mine's bigger, anyways. And the dinner that Lucca made was awesome! Still don't know where Marle is, though....

*earlier that night*

Cloud: What's this? Blonde hair?

Lucca: Angel hair pasta, just eat it.

*night, on the Red Chocobo side of the island*

Yuffie: *in the confessional* I get the feeling people don't like me...

*earlier that night, the team was sitting around the campfire playing this or that*

Locke: Ok....Sephiroth! Castration with a dull, rusty spoon, or spending a night in Yuffie's bathroom?

Sephiroth: Castration, definitely.

*DAY ONE END*

(Sorry day one's so short. Didn't have much time. ;>_> )
 
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