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KH2destiny

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Its been a while since I’ve done this. Oh well, no harm in recreating an old fan fic

Chapter I : A reborn begining

Sora and Riku are at the bus line waiting for the bus

Sora – *Yawn* (streches his arms and scratches his eyes)

Riku – looks like you didn’t sleep much last night

Sora – yeah that party was wild

Riku – Party?

Sora – yeah you know, the party Wakka threw.

Riku- Why wasn’t I invited

Sora – idk maybe Wakka forgot

Riku – how could he forget?

Wakka enters the scene

Wakka – Hey Sora, whats up ya

Sora – Hey wakka

Riku – Hey Wakka

Wakka – best party last night ya

Sora – Yeah, can’t believe your mom bought us a barrel of elixir, a ferris wheel, a DJ, getting David Copperfield,
Walt Disney and Yensid, Bill Gates came and so did Leonardo Decaprio and Oprah came too,
Tom Cruise, Britany Spears, John Travolta, Matt Stone and Tray Parker, JLO, Arnold Schwortsnagger
and the chocobo show, but we missed it. (beilive me you do not want to know what a chocobo show is. highlight for hint -> I'll give you a hint though, it has something to do with Clerks 2)
Riku – WTF?! Wakka why didn't you invite me

Tidus enters the scene with a burrito in his mouth

Tidus – MHMMHDMhsmwklmdlidso

Sora – for the love of, swallow your food before you talk

Tidus - *gulp* sorry what I meant to say was, Wakka didn’t invite you because you’re a no good stinkin jew

Riku – WHAT!? I’m not jewish

Wakka – look the Jew doesn’t admit he’s jewish ya

Riku – I’m not jewish Wakka.

Wakka – yeah right ya

Tidus – I thought you were jewish

Sora – me too

Riku – what in god’s name did you think I was a jew

Sora – your hair style, being in darkness too long, green eyes,

Tidus – expensive clothes, and you’re the only character in the whole game who has real shoes.

Wakka – straight A’s in class ya, perfect attendance ya, Honoral’s ya, you don’t eat pork ya, and you have white hair ya

Riku – So?

Wakka – what ever Jew dart, ya

Riku – SHUT UP FAT BOY!

Wakka – HEY, I’m not fat ya, I’m big boned ya ya

Tidus – your fat because, (Tidus bites on a sand which) mhmarimhadsfklmrass

Riku Sora and Tidus – lol hahahhahaha

Wakka – god danm it Tidus I’m going to kick you in the Nuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiittstssssss!!!!!!! ya.

Sora – OH CRAP

Riku – what

Sora – he’s back

Tidus – you don’t mean

Sora – our old bus driver’s back

Wakka – …………….Lame ya

Riku - Man, Highschool is so retarded, I should of stayed battling Heartless than this

The Bus stopped and you won’t belive who it is.
Like the revision or did you like my old one better.
 

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Chapter II: Going to School with Disney:confused:

The bus pulls over and the door opens

?????? - GET IN THE DANM BUS NOW!

turns out the bus dirver is Cid who has red eyes and big black sags under his eyes.

Sora, Riku, Wakka, and Tidus - Yes sir!

They walked inside the bus and they went to their seats.

Sora - F*#(%)# fiend

Cid - WHAT DID YOU SAY!

Sora - I said, i like mexican beans

Cid - Oh,(Looks back at the road) ...... so do I

Riku - when did Cid become like this

Sora - I think we both know who did this

They both looked at Tidus

Tidus - I was just trying to help him quit smoking, I thought maybe some sugar could help him
lose his habbit

Sora - Dude, what kind of sugar did you give him

Tidus - idk, my dad hides it all the time and called it coke

Riku - sugar that tastes like coke?! wow

Sora - I'm more of a Pepsi guy

Riku - when did you start to like Pepsi

Sora - a while ago, but anyway what's Cid doing now

They looked at Cid and he was humping a pillow, while listening to a sound track and started singing

Cid - Do a little dance, do a little love, GET DOWN TONIGHT, bum bum bum bum, GET DOWN TONIGHT

Riku - Dude thats one f*%(# up guy

Cid - WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Riku - I said, rabbits have two bucked teeth

Cid - OH! (looks at the road again) They sure do

Cid runs over a Rabbit

*BUMP*

Tidus - I also gave Cid some medicine to calm his nerves

Riku - what else did you give him?

Tidus - An Asprin but My dad calls it extasy

Sora - What's that

Tidus - I don't know but my dad saids that it keeps him pumped up and gain experience in bed.

Wakka - What does that mean? ya

Sora - I think it means he levels up even during his sleep

Wakka - cool I want to try some too, ya

Riku - Shut up Wakka, true strength comes from regular experience

Wakka - Oh whatever, I don't spend hours and hours of fighting, I have a life you know, ya I do whatever I want ............Unlike you Jews

Riku - I'M NOT A JEW GOD DANMIT!

Cid - STFU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku - yes sir.

Wakka - Thats it I'm sitting in the back, come on Tidus. ya.

Tidus - sure

They sat in the back while Sora and Riku remain sitting across from eachother in the middle of the bus

Riku - why did we ever come back, I missed fighting the Heartless and Nobodies

Sora - Yeah me too. Whenever I fight I feel alive. But nothings changed here

Riku - Yeah, but we can't meddle anymore.(Riku looks at the otherside of the window where Sora is) Well, Well, well, Look outside

Sora looks outside to see a castle with a sign xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx(Landry high has been crossed out) Disney school

Sora - WTF?! What happened to Landry High School

Riku - didn't you know, Disney owns everything now. Soon Star Wars will be next

In a distant galaxy Yoda is fighting Xemnas

Yoda - you seem to know well about the dark side. But you'll never deafeat us Jedi's

Xemnas - I may be no Sith lord, but you shall be converted into Disney characters!

They charge at eachother, anyway

back at the bus

Sora - Thats so messed up

Riku - I know

The bus stops and opens the door

Cid - GET THE F*(& OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW

Sora - The bus is your house? What happened to your home

Cid - SOLD IT TO DISNEY! NOW GET OUT!

They got off the bus

Sora - This is so messed up

Riku - I'll say. Just hope this high school is at least normal

Sora - yeah, hope freshman year is fun

Wakka - I can't wait for lunch. ya

Tidus -Hope we could get some fine ass girls here

But they were wrong. This school has more secrets than anyone can imagine. Find out in the next chapter of South Park KH edition


END OF CHAPTER II
 

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Hmm... it's ok. I find it somewhat funny because of it being somewhat like SouthPark, as snowdog mentioned in those quotes.

It's ok, but, some of this stuff is funnier on SouthPark, as in the humor about Cartman(Wakka) making fun of Kyle (Riku) for being Jewish.
 

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Pretty funny. Just so you know, its Arnold Schwartzenager, i think. Sorry if I sound pissed, I live in California, hes our governator, we take his name personally even though he's a crappy one.
 
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