Alright. What happens when you read a fanfic about a rock and you're sugar high? This. xD Stupid guy gets PWNed in this sucka! And for those of you who don't know, here are the characters:
Rena: Happy-go-lucky and hyper active kid who wants to kill stupid guy... She has a BIG huge fangirl-ish crush on Sora and likes to tackle him! xP
Yuui: Rena's yami AKA her dark side AKA her opposite. Get it? Got it? Good.
Stupid guy: He's the evil dude from the end of KH. You fight him in the final bosses. He used Riku. And if you don't know who it is still, you need to be hit. =D
Alright, ONTO THE STORY!!!! Critique ish awesome, nothing mean though, and just random "OMG!!!111 THAT RoCkS!!!111333" are fine as well! xP If you comment, though, I'll give you a cookie. =3
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Rena: I like explosives. They make me think of pyro. Pyro ish fun. Pyro burns things! PYRO BURNS... STUFFS!!!!! AND IT CAN BURN PEOPLES!!!! *insert maniacal evil laugh here*
Yuui: ...Dork.
Rena: BUT!! *falls on face then stands back up* They're not cool when an evil dude uses them!!
Yuui: Yeah. You're kinda right for once.
Rena: REALLY!?!?! *heart eyes* OH SANKYOU YUUI-SAN!!
Yuui: Get away from me you pervert. ¬_¬
Rena: Aw... You don't like meh? *sniffle*
Yuui: No. No I don't. I just have to put up with living with you.
Rena: Party pooper.
Yuui: Just get on with it.
Rena: ALRIGHTY THEN!!! LET'S GO KICK SOME EVIL BUTT!!!!
*Rena runs off with a chainsaw, an oversized keyblade, and her GIR hat. While Yuui just walks behind with her keyblade and an annoyed look on her face*
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Stupid guy: Mahaha... DIE YOU STUPID KIDS!!! *throws explosives at little kids*
Little Kids: *running around the explosives then most of them run into each other and crack their brains open and fall on the ground dead. AND BLEEDING*
Stupid guy: This is fun. >D Little children go BOOM!!!!
Rena: YO BAKA FO' BRAINS!!!!
Yuui: In english that means Hey stupid for brains.
Rena: They don't need a translation, darn it.
Yuui: But you speak in a combination of japanese, gansta, and really really loud.
Rena: Shaddup. Anyways. WE'RE HERE TO KILL YOU!!!!! ...CAUSE WE CAN!!!
Stupid guy: ...MUMBLER!!!
Rena: I DO NOT MUMBLE!!!!
Stupid guy: Actually you kinda do.
Rena: What do you know? ¬_¬
Stupid guy: See? You're mumbling!
Rena: SHADDUP!!!! DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!!!!
Stupid guy: What're you gonna do? BLEED ON ME!?!?!
Rena: No. I got a new trick up my sleeve! Or pocket if you wanna get technical. *rumbages through pocket and pulls out... SOME POP ROCKS!!!!*
Yuui: What's that gonna do? Dork.
Rena: You'll see... *insert maniacal evil laugh here then record rip sound*
Yuui: TT# You're even dorker than before.
Rena: Shaddup.
Yuui: Make me. >=P
Rena: Anyways. ¬_¬ Now... for the last time in forever... *flashy heroic anime pose* I WILL KILL STUPID GUY FOR THE LAST TIME!!! Watch and be amazed!! *throws a pop rock at stupid guy's head*
Stupid guy: Yeah. Like that's gonna hurt-- *BONK*
Rena: >D
Stupid guy: x_o Oh. Mah. Gawd. *blood comes spurting out of forehead. LIKE A RIVER.* *waves arms frantically* BURNING!!!!!! *twitch twitch twitch*
Rena: Told ya it would work. ^_^
Yuui: You never said that.
Rena: LIES!!!!!
Yuui: ¬_¬ Can we go now? I think the stupid's getting to meh.
Rena: Suuure.
Stupid guy: *big sign on forever that says 'PWNED BY CANDY'*
Narrator: Now today's lesson, children, is...
Little *ROBOTIC* Kids: Never uses explosives and get hit by candy.
Narrator: Very good.
Rena and Yuui: o_0
Rena: THEY'RE ROBOTS I TELL YA!!!!
Yuui: Freak. *walks off*
Rena: ...This isn't as funny as when I fought stupid guy and Sephy-sama blew up the stage... *sniffle* Aw well. *walks off*
*The little kids appear out of nowhere*
Little *ROBOTIC AND FREAKY* Kids: Silly stupid guy! Trix are for monkeys!
Rena: Oh. Mah. Gosh. o_o They're coming. FOR OUR BRAINS!!! *falls over, sucking thumb* Mommy.
*stands up* AND THEY'RE FOR RABBITS, NOT MONKEYS!!!!
Rabbit from Trix commercials: REALLY!?! *heart eyes then snatches box of Trix* Gimme that.
Rena: I wouldn't do that if I were you...
Rabbit: Shaddup. *stuffs Trix in mouth then starts to chew it* This is pretty... *stops and face turns purple then green* Oh gawd.
Rena: Told ya its poisonious. =D
Rabbit: No... you... didn't...
Rena: LIES!!!!!
Rabbit: Bathroom. x_x *runs off at the speed of... A TURTLE!!!!*
Rena: Er... yesh... Well, guess its time to end thi--
Mike and Sally from Mike's Super Short Show: Cause its... MIKE'S SUPER SHORT SHOW!!!
Rena: BURNING!!! *twitches*
Yuui: And this is... goodbye. Now go before I shoot you.
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Now... COMMENT YOU FOOLS!!! COMMENT. *shakes fist* I have cookies! They're freshly made~! =3
Rena: Happy-go-lucky and hyper active kid who wants to kill stupid guy... She has a BIG huge fangirl-ish crush on Sora and likes to tackle him! xP
Yuui: Rena's yami AKA her dark side AKA her opposite. Get it? Got it? Good.
Stupid guy: He's the evil dude from the end of KH. You fight him in the final bosses. He used Riku. And if you don't know who it is still, you need to be hit. =D
Alright, ONTO THE STORY!!!! Critique ish awesome, nothing mean though, and just random "OMG!!!111 THAT RoCkS!!!111333" are fine as well! xP If you comment, though, I'll give you a cookie. =3
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Rena: I like explosives. They make me think of pyro. Pyro ish fun. Pyro burns things! PYRO BURNS... STUFFS!!!!! AND IT CAN BURN PEOPLES!!!! *insert maniacal evil laugh here*
Yuui: ...Dork.
Rena: BUT!! *falls on face then stands back up* They're not cool when an evil dude uses them!!
Yuui: Yeah. You're kinda right for once.
Rena: REALLY!?!?! *heart eyes* OH SANKYOU YUUI-SAN!!
Yuui: Get away from me you pervert. ¬_¬
Rena: Aw... You don't like meh? *sniffle*
Yuui: No. No I don't. I just have to put up with living with you.
Rena: Party pooper.
Yuui: Just get on with it.
Rena: ALRIGHTY THEN!!! LET'S GO KICK SOME EVIL BUTT!!!!
*Rena runs off with a chainsaw, an oversized keyblade, and her GIR hat. While Yuui just walks behind with her keyblade and an annoyed look on her face*
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Stupid guy: Mahaha... DIE YOU STUPID KIDS!!! *throws explosives at little kids*
Little Kids: *running around the explosives then most of them run into each other and crack their brains open and fall on the ground dead. AND BLEEDING*
Stupid guy: This is fun. >D Little children go BOOM!!!!
Rena: YO BAKA FO' BRAINS!!!!
Yuui: In english that means Hey stupid for brains.
Rena: They don't need a translation, darn it.
Yuui: But you speak in a combination of japanese, gansta, and really really loud.
Rena: Shaddup. Anyways. WE'RE HERE TO KILL YOU!!!!! ...CAUSE WE CAN!!!
Stupid guy: ...MUMBLER!!!
Rena: I DO NOT MUMBLE!!!!
Stupid guy: Actually you kinda do.
Rena: What do you know? ¬_¬
Stupid guy: See? You're mumbling!
Rena: SHADDUP!!!! DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!!!!
Stupid guy: What're you gonna do? BLEED ON ME!?!?!
Rena: No. I got a new trick up my sleeve! Or pocket if you wanna get technical. *rumbages through pocket and pulls out... SOME POP ROCKS!!!!*
Yuui: What's that gonna do? Dork.
Rena: You'll see... *insert maniacal evil laugh here then record rip sound*
Yuui: TT# You're even dorker than before.
Rena: Shaddup.
Yuui: Make me. >=P
Rena: Anyways. ¬_¬ Now... for the last time in forever... *flashy heroic anime pose* I WILL KILL STUPID GUY FOR THE LAST TIME!!! Watch and be amazed!! *throws a pop rock at stupid guy's head*
Stupid guy: Yeah. Like that's gonna hurt-- *BONK*
Rena: >D
Stupid guy: x_o Oh. Mah. Gawd. *blood comes spurting out of forehead. LIKE A RIVER.* *waves arms frantically* BURNING!!!!!! *twitch twitch twitch*
Rena: Told ya it would work. ^_^
Yuui: You never said that.
Rena: LIES!!!!!
Yuui: ¬_¬ Can we go now? I think the stupid's getting to meh.
Rena: Suuure.
Stupid guy: *big sign on forever that says 'PWNED BY CANDY'*
Narrator: Now today's lesson, children, is...
Little *ROBOTIC* Kids: Never uses explosives and get hit by candy.
Narrator: Very good.
Rena and Yuui: o_0
Rena: THEY'RE ROBOTS I TELL YA!!!!
Yuui: Freak. *walks off*
Rena: ...This isn't as funny as when I fought stupid guy and Sephy-sama blew up the stage... *sniffle* Aw well. *walks off*
*The little kids appear out of nowhere*
Little *ROBOTIC AND FREAKY* Kids: Silly stupid guy! Trix are for monkeys!
Rena: Oh. Mah. Gosh. o_o They're coming. FOR OUR BRAINS!!! *falls over, sucking thumb* Mommy.
*stands up* AND THEY'RE FOR RABBITS, NOT MONKEYS!!!!
Rabbit from Trix commercials: REALLY!?! *heart eyes then snatches box of Trix* Gimme that.
Rena: I wouldn't do that if I were you...
Rabbit: Shaddup. *stuffs Trix in mouth then starts to chew it* This is pretty... *stops and face turns purple then green* Oh gawd.
Rena: Told ya its poisonious. =D
Rabbit: No... you... didn't...
Rena: LIES!!!!!
Rabbit: Bathroom. x_x *runs off at the speed of... A TURTLE!!!!*
Rena: Er... yesh... Well, guess its time to end thi--
Mike and Sally from Mike's Super Short Show: Cause its... MIKE'S SUPER SHORT SHOW!!!
Rena: BURNING!!! *twitches*
Yuui: And this is... goodbye. Now go before I shoot you.
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Now... COMMENT YOU FOOLS!!! COMMENT. *shakes fist* I have cookies! They're freshly made~! =3
