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[Ophan]

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What else are you buying besides lube?
mind you it's not that expensive regardless
of the Economy...

 

[Crimson Crashing]

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I was joking. -_-

 

[Vossler]

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My new gf isn't putting out for shit FML. Any ideas for perswation?

 

[Deleted member 36435]

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Here are some tips.

1) Learn to spell correctly. Chicks dig non-retarded people.
2) Don't ever use the term FML again, it makes you sound like a whiney faggot.

 

[Chris]

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My new gf isn't putting out for shit FML. Any ideas for perswation?

What the fuck is wrong with the world

 

[Ophan]

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I was joking. -_-

a joke i supposed to be funny, right?

 

[Crimson Crashing]

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My new gf isn't putting out for shit FML. Any ideas for perswation?

Maybe if you would get the fuck off of KHI for once she would stick your penis somewhere.
Hell, everyone wins.

 

[Bukkake Sensei]

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Here are some tips.

1) Learn to spell correctly. Chicks dig non-retarded people.
2) Don't ever use the term FML again, it makes you sound like a whiney faggot.

You're still not cool enough to be talking to people like that.

 

[Iridium]

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My new gf isn't putting out for shit FML. Any ideas for perswation?

Dude what the fuck? You've been only going out with her for what, a few days? Have some patience, besides sex doesn't take up the majority of a relationship. You should know this. Get to really know her and let her trust you before you have sexual relations.

And didn't you mention earlier that she was a hardcore christian IE no sex before marriage?

 

[Deleted member 36435]

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Well, little 12 year old. I live in the real world, not the fuck everything that is pink world.

 

[Charlie]

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Spontaneously hooking up with people, having sex etc in random places is fun too.

- Jack in the Box restroom
- Girls' restroom at my school. 3rd floor deluxe

I'm going to assume that the next area's going to be in a closet, on a roof, or in a parking lot after dark.

It adds this adrenaline rush.
Good stuff <3

 

[Shade737]

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Spontaneously hooking up with people, having sex etc in random places is fun too.

- Jack in the Box restroom
- Girls' restroom at my school. 3rd floor deluxe

I'm going to assume that the next area's going to be in a closet, on a roof, or in a parking lot after dark.

It adds this adrenaline rush.
Good stuff <3

I vote the Roof.

 

[Charlie]

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Makes sense.
It'll probably happen at the prom after party.

thank god it won't be with my date
:v

 

[Crimson Crashing]

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I got head on the back of a school bus....And outside the bathrooms at my local mall.

I think that's about it for public sex for me though.

 

[_EX]

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I got head on the back of a school bus....And outside the bathrooms at my local mall.

I think that's about it for public sex for me though.

You must feel very proud.

 

[Dogenzaka]

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Dude what the fuck? You've been only going out with her for what, a few days? Have some patience, besides sex doesn't take up the majority of a relationship. You should know this. Get to really know her and let her trust you before you have sexual relations.

And didn't you mention earlier that she was a hardcore christian IE no sex before marriage?

If she's a hardcore Christian who doesn't want sex before marriage, why are you pushing her to do something against her beliefs? That's disrespectful.

 

[Massive Attack]

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other than the fact I don't know why she's bothering with an unbeliever

This is how wars start.