Language in kh2? What was SE thinking.

[keybladeboi]

riku: *slaps ansem over the head* "Shut up BITCH! and get back in yo cage!!!"
Ansem: "yes master...."

 

[testify]

^ haha nice

I need to think of a third installment.....

Seifer, Roxas, Rick James P. 3

Seifer: Well Lamers its p. 3 so its gonna end after this....

Roxas: Yes you're beautiful soul is crying.

Seifer: WTF??

XIII Order appers

Superior:*in poser voice* Yo We are here to get crunk and smack the shizzle out of yall!

Rick James: Wait we can talk this over, we're all good men here...

XIII Order: ReallY!??

Rick James: *to all 13*http://photobucket.com/albums/b396/a...rliemurphy.gif
NO!!! CAUSE IM RICK JAMES B****!!!!!

Seifer: Yay those lamers are dead!!

Roxas: Hey this story makes no sense cause arent me and my beautiful soul a .........BANG*Roxas shot dead by author*

Me: Sorry to do that folks but I had to do it to avoid spoilers, anyway Seifer take it away....

Seifer: See ya Lamers!!!

Rick James: *to Seifer*http://photobucket.com/albums/b396/a...rliemurphy.gif

Da End.....?

 

[Eclipse]

bwahahahahahahaha


~seiffer is communicating with nomura through an earpiece~
seiffer: we so totally owned you lamers...wait...what the f--k?
squeenix president:*tied up to a post* just go with the line seiffer or he'll give you the gas!!
nomura: shut up b*tch *slaps president*
seiffer: what the hell this line is bogus
nomura: not as much as what you just said...
roxas: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON. why are you talking to yourself seiffer.
Rick james: *runs onto the scene* I'M RICK JAMES B*TCH!

*runs off*
roxas: what the...
andy milonakis: muahaha *runs onto scene and eats everyone up* rawwr!! *spits fire*

 

[keybladeboi]

Seifer, Roxas, Rick James P. 3

Seifer: Well Lamers its p. 3 so its gonna end after this....

Roxas: Yes you're beautiful soul is crying.

Seifer: WTF??

XIII Order appers

Superior:*in poser voice* Yo We are here to get crunk and smack the shizzle out of yall!

Rick James: Wait we can talk this over, we're all good men here...

XIII Order: ReallY!??

Rick James: *to all 13*http://photobucket.com/albums/b396/a...rliemurphy.gif
NO!!! CAUSE IM RICK JAMES B****!!!!!

Seifer: Yay those lamers are dead!!

Roxas: Hey this story makes no sense cause arent me and my beautiful soul a .........BANG*Roxas shot dead by author*

Me: Sorry to do that folks but I had to do it to avoid spoilers, anyway Seifer take it away....

Seifer: See ya Lamers!!!

Rick James: *to Seifer*http://photobucket.com/albums/b396/a...rliemurphy.gif

Da End.....?

Rick James: *looks around* "SLAP!" *knocks himself out*

Sora: *walks in* "hey that guy looks just like me!"
Unknown: "Dammit bitch thats my line!"
Sora: *stands over roxas* "you got knocked the **** out!"

*50 cent rocks up in black escalade with 26" spinners*
50cent: "ay yo 'M' wake up dogg"

*sora turns seifer over*
Sora: "theres one last keyhole i need to seal, the keyhole to darkness"

*****-story cut, due to explicit-ness...-*****​

 

[testify]

Roxas: why do you all constantly make fun of me and my beautiful soul?
We are all human beings and I have feelings TOO!! Why cant you just accept me?
We're al cool! Why dont we just *sniff* get along??

Pence: Cause you suck and no one likes you

Roxas: THATS IT!!!

*roxas chokes Pence*

Tyrone Biggums: My CRACK SENSES ARE TINGLIN!! HUMM-ANA-HUM-ANA!!!!
*TB runs to Pence*

TB: OH NO!!! A fat boy being choked by a gay and overrated pop singer!!!

*Runs over and slaps Roxas*

Roxas: OW! My face and beautiful soul!* runs away*

Pence: Thanks mysterious crack addict!
TB: Your welcome fat boy! Time for my victory dance!http://photobucket.com/albums/b396/auron001/Icons/?action=view&current=crackdance.gif

Da end!

Seifer: Hey! I didnt say anythin lamers!!!!

Rick James: I know how it feels, anyway time for the grande finale *to Seifer*http://photobucket.com/albums/b396/a...rliemurphy.gif

 

[Eclipse]

this may offend some people..


roxas: *runs back and punches TB in the face* i'm NOT gay i'm METROSEXUAL dumba$$!!!
rick james: no you just blonde

 

[keybladeboi]

roxas: *runs away after rick james' comment* "i hate you rick james, and ima tell my mum bout how you slapped me, only my drunk dad can do that!"
*ends up running up the building and gets to the top where rick james is waiting*
Rick james: "SUPRISE!" *SLAP*
*down falls roxas...*

 

[mereshell]

...are you serious?

i thought it was funny actually...but whatever.

 

[Eclipse]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
roxas: ahhh im falling!
seiffer: like hell YOU are!! *grabs baseball bat and hits roxas high into the air*
we don't want you back down here!!

 

[testify]

hey Im blonde, still its funny!

Roxas: hey not all blondes are gay, just the ones who work in showbiz...

Riku(aka. David Gallager): *stares angrily at Roxas*

Roxas: hehe, I want y-you and y-our beautiful s-soul.....

Riku: * takes out souleater*

Roxas: Ha, I have da Keybl....Wait where is it?

*somewhere in a Twilight Town alley*

Sora: Hm, thinks he could steal my keyblade.....

Riku: raises souleater*

Roxas: AUGGHGHGHGHHH! Seifer! Pence! Rick James! Tyrone!!! HELPPPP!!!!

* somewhere in T.T*
Seifer, Pence ,Rick James,Tyrone are sitting

Seifer: Should we help the lamer?

Rick James: *SLAPS* NO!!!

Pence: Yeah, hes just an overrated popsinger, let him be

Tyrone: I WANT SOME CRACK!!

Da End !!!............?

authors note: I aint gay like dat Jesse McCant-sing

im not offended though....cause THIS THREAD IS FUNNY!!!

 

[Eclipse]

heheh....lamer......ha

 

[Oathkeeper]

er.......Sorry to sound soo naive, but is the word 'owned' really so bad a word?

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Whoever says lamer is lame. God that is so lame.

 

[testify]

Idk, its just funny that Seifer says it

anyway.......

Nomura: listen Roxas, we we're thinking, we want you to sing in a world called
"Rap Battles VER. 2"

Roxas: YA-AY! I get to sing my wonderful songs for a new crowd!!*skips happily to another forum*

Nomura: Phew! Now that hes gone, lets get the "ROXAS CLONE"!!!

Roxas C.:Hello master. Ready for orders sir.

Nomura: Go finish tha Game KH2 so I wont be pelted with rocks like last time I made a press conference to delay the game.....
*FLASH BACK*
Nomura: We have decided to delay the release of KH2..

???: *throws rock* Totally OWNED LAMERS!!!!!

Nomura: Seifer Almasy!!! Is dat you!!???

Seifer: See ya lamers!!
*END FLASHBACK*

Roxas C.: Very well my master. *Marches off, get it? March! Thats when..aww, never mind...*

Real Roxas: *at Rap battles* I want you and your beautiful soul!!!

Crowd: *blank stares, guns loading*

Roxas: Sou-oo-ou-ooooulllll!!


**MULTIPLE GUNS SHOTS FIRING**

to be continued....

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Man everyone is like making up lame scenes about the picture lol.

Roxas: Stop making up stuff!
*BANG*

 

[testify]

Roxas recieved multiple gunshot wounds, and I like makin stuff up.....

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

S-E has learned new English from the Internet!! OMGz!
That does not pwn.
Ok I'm really high on air right now. Good night.

(its 2:19 AM here)
*crawls into bed*
*dreams about killing Hojo*

 

[keybladeboi]

lol! good work oathkeeper! hahaha

 

[testify]

........still its funny to use the internet as a source,

Roxas: *crawls back to Nomura * I dont think they liked me very much....

Nomura: Really, never would have guessed, * laughs to self*

Roxas:..............He-ey, it was a set up wasnt it???

Nomura: Im surprised you figured that out by yourself.....

Roxas clone: The game is done master......

Roxas: What is this?

Nomura: This clone, unlike you is strong, cool, and not gay.....

Roxas: Hey, Im cool and strong!

Nomura: You forgot one...

Roxas: .....eh....


to be continued.......

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Source of what?

(Seriously I'm going to bed)

Good Night.